A Victory for Jesus

[Aunty]

Friends, I hope you will join Pastor Deacon Fred (and me) in celebrating this wonderful victory for Jesus! It is particularly relevant for you English Nancys', and all you other limp-wristed poofs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_vDvy4z0RU

[krobbie]

.... a little light sodomy ... I say ... a little light sodomy.

What a complete arse that dick is.

[Bob]

"Sodomy is rampant in England."

Pastor Fred surely is a grade A dickhead but how the hell does he know about this? Obviously an expert on sodomy....and English sodomy at that!

Shit, I thought there was only one queen in England! If Pastor Fred is right, the place is "rampant" with kings and queens! :cheers:

[bkkguy]

this video is perhaps taken out of context, visit the pastor's web site, read some of the other news items, download your own free copy of "JesOSтДв: The First Christian Operating System!" - it may just change your mind!


Landover Baptist Church (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/)

bkkguy

[Smiles]

Can't but love this stuff.

Pastor Fred replying to a young man ('Timothy') regarding his query as to why his church does not allow Injuns to attend:


" ... Dear Timothy,

First of all, Native American Injuns (to be politically correct) are not welcome to join us in our celebration of holy thanks to God for giving us our new country because they are responsible for slaughtering countless Christians who wanted nothing more than to share the gospel of Jesus Christ with them. Your secular school teacher had only one thing right - the Injuns gave us pop-corn. Since then, they have made no other contribution to society. They have been nothing but a tax burden and troublesome boil on the rump of decent, God-fearing Americans.

The Bible tells us that the sins of the fathers are handed down through the generations. This is very evident in the shameless hatred and jealousy that Native American Injuns have for us white folks. When Christians first came to this country, they found forests full of violent pagan savages. These savages worshipped false gods and Creation Science research suggests that they even practiced human sacrifice. They wanted nothing to do with Jesus or the civilized world and insisted on running around with their naked red hineys exposed.

Timmy, as we approach the Christian holiday of Thanksgiving, you must always be on the lookout for naked red-skinned feather-heads. They hide under your bed and in your closet and want nothing more than to steal you away from your mother and father. I believe they make slaves and squaws out of little Christian children and force them into cheap casino labor camps where you will live out the rest of your life behind a Texas Holdum table dealing cards and destroying the lives of True Americans ... "

Other scintillating topics from Landover Baptist Church website:

Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin?
[/*:m:36a0fat0]
TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!
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YOGA: A Religion for Sex Addicts
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Pastor Orders Christian Men to Think Only About Jesus While Masturbating
[/*:m:36a0fat0]
Don't Get Caught on the Toilet When Jesus Comes Back![/*:m:36a0fat0]

And a personal favourite:

Age of Allowatory Masturbation Lowered to 65 ("Therefore now let your hands be strengthened." (II Samuel 2: 7a)


Cheers ...

[Wesley]

Smiles, you still manage after all these years to make me laugh at the obvious,

Wesley

[cottmann]

"Sodomy is rampant in England."

Pastor Fred surely is a grade A dickhead but how the hell does he know about this? Obviously an expert on sodomy....and English sodomy at that!

Shit, I thought there was only one queen in England! If Pastor Fred is right, the place is "rampant" with kings and queens! :cheers:

If you haven't yet caught on, Landover Baptist Church is a wonderful spoof of certain fundamentalists. At the moment they have special offer for those "Accepting Jesus Christ as [Their] Personal Savior Before December 25th!" - an 8lb "genital free" turkey.

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If you haven't yet caught on, Landover Baptist Church is a wonderful spoof of certain fundamentalists. At the moment they have special offer for those "Accepting Jesus Christ as [Their] Personal Savior Before December 25th!" - an 8lb "genital free" turkey.

Thanks Cottman, I hadn't caught on. I thought it was serious. There are a LOT of religious nuts here in the US esp in the Bible Belt.
Remember the great Teletubby Controversy? :blob3: :pop:

[gearguy]

these creeps are not a spoof
www.godhatesfags.com (http://www.godhatesfags.com)

[Aunty]

"Sodomy is rampant in England."

Pastor Fred surely is a grade A dickhead but how the hell does he know about this? Obviously an expert on sodomy....and English sodomy at that!

Shit, I thought there was only one queen in England! If Pastor Fred is right, the place is "rampant" with kings and queens! :cheers:

If you haven't yet caught on, Landover Baptist Church is a wonderful spoof of certain fundamentalists. At the moment they have special offer for those "Accepting Jesus Christ as [Their] Personal Savior Before December 25th!" - an 8lb "genital free" turkey.

Well it was certainly one way to sort out the thicko's (and those without a sense of humour) from everyone else, wasn't it Bob? LMFAO :cheers:

[Bob]

I initially bought into it. Hell, we've got few sickos over here even worse than this spoof.