Homintern.....

Where on earth has Homoturd gone.......haven't seen him for days????

[elephantspike]

Posted two hours ago:

http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/fo ... tml#123379 (http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/forum/short-time-issan-style-t12926-15.html#123379)

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

he'll be back to haunt us.

Word is that he is out scouring Bangkok bars for new 'talent" for one of his legendary orgies ( to which no other farang is invited). At his age this takes the old cunt longer and longer because of his strict requirements- no tats etc. Then of course he has to wait for half a dozen Kumagra to kick in , a bit of action and then the unfortunate "candidates" must sit for hours as he regales them of old war stories and how he led the occasional charge-( mainly to the officers bar).

Needless to say-it takes him many days to recover (and the poor Thai lads- years psychologically).

Homitern is noted for never having visited Pattaya which he considers depraved.

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[quote="Lunchtime O'Booze":3tay35d3]he'll be back to haunt us.

Word is that he is out scouring Bangkok bars for new 'talent" for one of his legendary orgies ( to which no other farang is invited).

Speak for yourself Lunch. I got my invite only yesterday.[/quote:3tay35d3]

Well what a surprise that you should be on his invitatiuon list Botting! Fuck, if ever two people deserved each other, you two most certainly do. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u152/GeorgeThai/whistle.gif

Nice post Lunchtime. http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u152/GeorgeThai/luxhello.gif

G.

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

oh dear..I was afraid this might happen one day.

Few people know that I served as Homitern's batman for a period( co-incidentally for The Colonel at the very same time) and I can report that in the last few years, he is suffering from declining eyesight.

the last time he organized one of these raunchy get-togethers I found Homitern amongst a heap of fat Germans with a frightfully rotund Norwegian sitting on his face-Homitern having mistaken them-all with superb suntans, as Issan boys.

You may well ask why these chaps would attend such a function-as I did as I escorted them from the building as they clutched most of Homitern's silver and object'd'art. It's well known that at least 60% of farangs in Thailand at any one time are on the run from something, as these chaps were, so they quite liked the idea of picking up a bit of pocket money from some demented old Pom.

This last incident was too much for me and I immediately tendered my resignation and as promised , as one does when signing a batman's contract, never to divulge a word about the private life of a former employer.

So I feel compelled to warn you Mr Botting, as you are now a respected member of the Pattaya establishment, and that as no-one appears to have spotted him recently-if you attend Homitern's sordid soiree you may well find that chunky lad you are fingering in the dim light, is actually Billy/wx40afp cavorting in a leopard print jock strap.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb314/denny10007/lunchtime.jpg

I always read whats on your mind, but I have a problem with your avatar. I have taken the liberty of refining the photo. After all, a handsome man such as yourself should be viewed as God intended -with your forhead the same color as your face. Heres hoping you like and use it. Cheers. boogy

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

that's saved me a fortune in botox injections. :bounce:

Don't mention it. Mai Pen Rai

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Sad to say I had to relieve OтАЩBooze of his duties, rather than him tendering his resignation as he asserts. Damn fellow couldnтАЩt even spell my name correctly when he was forging my signature on the mess chits. HomiNtern, dear boy, Homintern

As for these little gatherings, Our Resident Bodhisattva, George, pops around to open them with a prayer but he doesnтАЩt stay as, faithful readers will recall, George has been in a monogamous relationship with the same man for the last thirty years, so no-one can accuse him of being a promiscuous homosexual, oh no sirree :idea:

I should point out that Lunchtime is not the soldier-servant through whom, being caught buggering, I was cashiered. That man is now living (monogamously?) with the Master of Choristers at the cathedral where my gay cousin is Bishop тАУ within commuting distance of the leather bars of Wolverhampton as our common relative, Aunty Tourette, once pointed out тАУ and we must never disbelieve Aunty, now must we?

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

as you see I have had to fend off all manner of libels and slanders about your good self-and did it diligently as befits a gentleman's footman !:salute:

They offered me all sorts of bribes-issued threats' plied me with alcohol and tempted me with young handsome go- go dancers but not a word escaped my lips.

(PS: don't bother reading the posts on this thread.. very un-interesting. )

As for these little gatherings, Our Resident Bodhisattva, George, pops around to open them with a prayer but he doesnтАЩt stay as, faithful readers will recall, George has been in a monogamous relationship with the same man for the last thirty years, so no-one can accuse him of being a promiscuous homosexual, oh no sirree :idea:


http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u152/GeorgeThai/violin.gif

Have you ever wished you JUST didn't ask a question :bom:

[kittyboy]

I was curious about the word Homintern and looked it up. Here a definition I found on widipedia.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homintern


Mark

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[Lunchtime O'Booze]

this is a worry then :

"It was believed that the Homintern had secret meetings at which they decided on women's Fashion design for the coming year."..

God help us.

[Aunty]

I was curious about the word Homintern and looked it up. Here a definition I found on widipedia.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homintern


Mark

Oh come on dear boy. Surely you recognise Beryl's delusions of grandeur when you see them?

What do they say about narcissistic ninnies again? Oh that's right. They are all terribly important high-so people who only ever mix with other terribly important high achieving people, or at least, so they would have you believe! It's a special club for 'special' people, don't you know! You find lots of them in asylums attached to prisons.

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

What do they say about narcissistic ninnies again? Oh that's right. They are all terribly important high-so people who only ever mix with other terribly important high achieving people, or at least, so they would have you believe! It's a special club for 'special' people, don't you know! You find lots of them in asylums attached to prisons. "

Dear Aunty
I must formally protest at your petty insults and exaggerated attempts to impugn and besmirch the character of the fellow member of Sawatdee known as Homintern.

You go too far Sir (or Madam)
This matter will be raised at the next committee meeting in the Ladies Bar at the Officers Mess and your continued membership to this august body will be discussed

your sincerely,

Staff Sargent L.O'Booze
Adjutant
The Colonel
c/ of Electrical Shock Treatment Dept
Bedlam Institute for the Mentally Disturbed and Permanently Bewildered
Bangkok.

[kittyboy]

Ah... I am hardly your dear boy and who is Beryl? I enjoy words and I saw on silver daddies a guy using the logon ID Homintern and decided to look up its meaning. I find it interesting how quickly perceptions of gays and lesbians have changed. In 30-40 years gays (in the US) have gone from being at the heart of a fashion cabal to being seen as part of everyday society. The US probably more so than other western democracies has a long way to go before we are completely accepted but I think we are on the right path.

As far as the Homintern on this board, I have never met him or anyone else on this board. Aunty I do find your reponses to him amusing as he does seem to get up your nose a bit. Hmmm... I wonder if that is his intent?



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Oh come on dear boy. Surely you recognise Beryl's delusions of grandeur when you see them?

What do they say about narcissistic ninnies again? Oh that's right. They are all terribly important high-so people who only ever mix with other terribly important high achieving people, or at least, so they would have you believe! It's a special club for 'special' people, don't you know! You find lots of them in asylums attached to prisons.

[Aunty]

Ah... I am hardly your dear boy..............

Of course you're not, dear boy. On closer inspection I see you're from Wisconsin. Is that the same as being from Barcelona?

[Aunty]

You go too far Sir (or Madam)..................

For you, Lunchtime, I could be anything.

[kittyboy]

At 48 I am a bit too old to be a boy but I am not sure how old you are so I have no basis for comparison. Milwaukee is not close to Barcelona. A bit odd that you might think so as they are on separate continents....Milwaukee is just north of Chicago. It is one of those small fading industrial towns that line the great lakes of the US midwest. Sort of sad really. When I drive around I see lots of abandoned factories. This area has lost tens of thousand of manufacturing jobs.


I give a nod to Homintern for choosing an interesting logon ID... the best I could come up with is my cat's name. Not very original but hey I love my cat.

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Of course you're not, dear boy. On closer inspection I see you're from Wisconsin. Is that the same as being from Barcelona?

Tourette dear, I've just got off the phone from your doctors. They're really worried about this latest episode of your Selective Reality Syndrome. Are you taking all your medication? Only two weeks ago you were busily re-stating my biography for the benefit of Forum members (regrettably that scat obsession of yours got the better of you, but we must overlooks these slips, I suppose). When various members asked that if you accepted old Uncle Stephen's potted biography did that mean the rest of the biography is also true, you treated those questions about your integrity with the contempt they deserve. We all know that you endorse my life's story (and yours, to the extent I have revealed it - your editorship of Nuclear Physics for the Under Fives, your lifetime's work in amoebae dissection, the IgNobel Prizes you have garnered) ... but now you seem to be going back on all of that. So on behalf of your medical team I ask again- are you taking all your medication? Would it help if George meditated with you? - his temperate and calm contributions to various threads are an inspiration to us all

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Talk about Waking The Dead........................


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[krobbie]

... and there was I thinking someone had the skinny on Stephen (Homi) and his whereabouts. Just dredged from the bowels of SGT archives. So I guess he really did snuff it, poor bugger.

Talk about Waking The Dead........................


............Better than shagging them though


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Talk about Waking The Dead........................


............Better than shagging them though


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I don't know - I'll ask him if he's been visiting your coffin secretly

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Cremated??????

Really??????????

I heard you'd been stuffed and mounted.

Frequently.


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[TrongpaiExpat]

Is Gaydaddy32 a bot? Many of these old threads get res erected by bots. The alleged dead gets to speak again.