Flocks of migrating Kiwis

The Australian papers reported the latest immigration news from the Bureau of Statistics this week - Aunty's fellow cuntrymen are deserting in droves, and now form Australia's largest group of immigrants

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

but it was told to me by an Englishman who was slightly loose when it came to matters of the law ie: he was totally bent.

He always said: "there is only one better when it comes to Aussie con-men who are usually regarded as the best-a Kiwi will always trump them ".
Please enlighten us Aunty.

but it was told to me by an Englishman who was slightly loose when it came to matters of the law ie: he was totally bent. He always said: "there is only one better when it comes to Aussie con-men who are usually regarded as the best-a Kiwi will always trump them ". Please enlighten us Aunty.The 'best" Australian con-men are invariably Kiwis - Harry M Miller went to gaol for it. And organised crime is a Kiwi speciality - Mr Asia and his drug-running, for example. The largest contingent of foreigners in Australian gaols are Kiwis

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

and you must admit..pubs don't come much rougher than the ones in Sydney.

Just to enter one a person needs a bodyguard, preferably one of those large Islander types you are talking about.

If it's not men in dresses screeching away, it's a bunch of louts leering at you aggressively saying "wot you lookin at you old poof ?". And that's just the gay pubs. Frightening for a gentleman like me.

My visits to New Zealand however , have revealed some stunningly attractive young men including some quite hunky Maoris who I'd love to do the Hakka with..and the way they stick out those tongues..mmmm