Where to get a good oil body massage in Pattaya, no sex

Can you recommend a good place for this? Not a gay place, but preferably with male masseurs available. In legit places like this, what do you wear for an oil massage? Underwear or nothing?

Can you recommend a good place for this? Not a gay place, but preferably with male masseurs available. In legit places like this, what do you wear for an oil massage? Underwear or nothing?
The gay massage places will do oil massage with no sex. You only need to ask and then make sure they know that no sex is required. It is always best to settle on the boy's 'tip' beforehand as some of them expect the same top dollar as for sexual services.

I regularly have a no-sex oil massage from a boy out of Body Club in Boyztown. My one particular favourite (who I have used for the last two years) is excellent and I tip him accordingly (500 Baht) on top of the massage parlour price. The tip is well earned as he gets into all the right muscle areas and the massage quite often runs over the allotted time without him demanding extra payment!

Can you recommend a good place for this? Not a gay place, but preferably with male masseurs available. In legit places like this, what do you wear for an oil massage? Underwear or nothing?


Best in Pattaya is probably the Thai Blind Massage Institute TBMI, Jomtien Complex. Ask Khun Sayan, the owner, what your requirements are. It is strictly no sexual massage. Staff is excellent, the oile and herbs used carefully selected.

The TBMI offers also nice freshly brewed coffee or teas, usually homemade cakes and other refreshments.

More details: tbmipattaya.com

I do understand the gay places will do a no sex massage.

I have nothing against sex massages, but I don't feel those are good places to get no sex massages. I think a 500 baht tip is absurd for a no sex massage! And you hit my point. Those boys are there to make the bigger sex tips, and nothing wrong with that, but thats what they expect. And please no thats still cheap compared to massage in New York, because I don't live in New York, I live in Thailand.

I have tried the blind place before and wasn't thrilled. I sent two visiting friends there and they thought it was actually bad (both very experienced with getting massages). Might depend on who exactly you get, which you could say about anyplace I suppose.

I think a 500 baht tip is absurd for a no sex massage!
I get excellent service and a quite superior (no-sex) massage and am more than willing to pay a 500 Baht tip for the service. Try the gay beach at Jomtien if you want to do it on the cheap. You can get an hours oil massage there for 200 Baht and that's all-in (i.e. no fee to the parlour)!

You get what you pay for! If you want to pay peanuts you get monkeys providing the service !

As for the TBMI - fine for Thai physical massage, which is what they specialise in and are very good at but I too have heard the oil massages there are frankly crap and not worth the money.

Snowkat, pay what you like. You don't have to pay that in Thailand to get exactly the same thing in a nice clean setting, no need whatsover to go slumming. You overpay (the gay tax) by going to a gay place for a no sex service is all I am saying. I don't like beach massages. I want a real Swedish style body massage. There are obviously places in town that do this and don't expect whore level tips, I was only asking for specific recommends. Of course in Pattaya, some of the places that look like massage places can be stealth whorehouses, that is what I am trying to avoid. You are right, the blind place is known more for Thai massage (all I have tried there).

I recommend "First Foot Massage" on Second Road. They are an excellent legit massage place, about half the masseuses are well trained men and do expert massages. They are across Second Road from Boyz Town and near the Star Boys Soi.

TBMI gives the worst oil massages I have ever had; I tried three times, figuring it as just the guy. On all three occassions I ended the massage in about 20 minutes. I was grossed out by the whole experience. Their guys have no touch/skill at all and just smire the oil around while touching your Willie from time to time.

Thanks Tom,

I know about that place because I met some of their (gay) masseurs somewhere else. Sounds worth a try.

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Well now Raksiam, there is a masseur I know of who does give oil massages and Thai massage at your room but if 500TB is absurd for a no sex massage then I will withhold his name.
However you might check with Mr. Dang at Ritts concession on Jomtien Beach who gives good, non sex massages and will go to your place but again, not sure of what he might charge. Afterall he must spend time for travel, etc which might be better spent at the beach doing massages.
For an excellent non sex massage go to the second floor of Mike Department Store, the one near Pattayaland. My Thai bf visits this establishment for an hour or two hour massage but by women and not whores. Totally non sexual! I cannot quote you costs but the bf always asks for 500 Baht although the actual cost depends on the time.

Well now Raksiam, there is a masseur I know of who does give oil massages and Thai massage at your room but if 500TB is absurd for a no sex massage then I will withhold his name.
However you might check with Mr. Dang at Ritts concession on Jomtien Beach who gives good, non sex massages and will go to your place but again, not sure of what he might charge. Afterall he must spend time for travel, etc which might be better spent at the beach doing massages.
For an excellent non sex massage go to the second floor of Mike Department Store, the one near Pattayaland. My Thai bf visits this establishment for an hour or two hour massage but by women and not whores. Totally non sexual! I cannot quote you costs but the bf always asks for 500 Baht although the actual cost depends on the time.
Hi Francois,
No 500 Baht is fine. The issue at Body Club was a 500 B tip plus the massage fee to the house, which is something like 400 B isn't it, so 900 B for an hour no sex. That is very high for a no sex massage in Thailand.

I used to go to Mikes a long time ago for Thai massage. Not expensive at all. Do you know if they do body oil massages as well? But like you said, ladies.

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I have posted here before about the non sex variety of massage at the Thai Blind Massage Institute. I have even told how to tell the motor bike boy where you want to go. Pretend you are trying to massage some ones neck and then put your hands over your eyes. The motor bike boy will drop you off at the front door from the beach for 20 baht. I must not be an expert on what a good massage consists of or in, when I get the two hour massage from Shampoo ( That is his name ) I fall asleep sometimes it is so relaxing. I have to yelp if he grabs too hard on a particular muscle I have not use in a decade. I even suggest a bikini, so he can get at your body. I have noted that many Thai get the massage with all their clothing on.. I do remember a nice German young lady who had a bikini that looked a lot like mine. You know those German gals, she forgot to put on her top. She looked nice, but I was more interested in getting my massage so it was no big deal. If you are thinking of a nice massage I think you will like TBMI. Remember if you ask for a strong massage you may have trouble walking the next day. I find medium is just fine and my bones don't seem to complain the next day.

For an excellent non sex massage go to the second floor of Mike Department Store, the one near Pattayaland. My Thai bf visits this establishment for an hour or two hour massage but by women and not whores. Totally non sexual! I cannot quote you costs but the bf always asks for 500 Baht although the actual cost depends on the time.
Normal Thai massage there costs 300 Baht to the house for one hour and normally 50 or 100 Baht tip to the masseuse. As you say totally non-sexual. All ladies and I don't think they do oil massages - at least never seen or heard of anyone having one there. Make sure you stipulate how strong you want the massage as one or two of the ladies have fingers of steel and it can be really painful!!