La Cage Bar staff now cruising the beach !!!!!!

I see the La Cage Bar in Sunee Plaza are having a beach party night on Monday ,i was planning on going there looking like a bronze Aussie Surfer with me lifeguard hat on and some suncream on me nose but i forgot that im banned from this joint.
Well do get ya FREE PINT OF BEER you can come dressed in your beach gear,you cant get better than that.
Well what do Aussies wear to the beach,do you bastards really want see me wearing a G string walking around Sunee Plaza.

No they are not sponsers of this forum,(well we all know they should be),its just that i really miss the traditional fish and chips wrapped in newspaper that we use to buy in Australia when i was a kid.Well next Monday night the La Cage bar are having it 8pm to 11pm at 150 b.
Can someone please order them and throw me the scraps outside the bar.
That British owner drops his newspaper everytime he sees me and shouts out "Right mett,your Fookin outta here Laddy"

If ya a Aussie,bring the Aussie flag and a copy of the song "I come from the Land Downunder",after all if it wasnt for the Aussies,all the poms would be speaking German right now.
Im just wondering what sort of disguise i can go in just so i can get that pint of beer and those fish and chips with heaps of salt on them?
Happy Hour at this place is 6pm to 9pm nightly,two drinks for the price of ONE.

If it wasn't for the British you wouldn't have a penal colony, sorry.......Country!

[travelerjim]

I wonder who will be going on the ASIAN MOON CAFE cruise on Sept 2nd,tickets are 2000 baht,but includes all food and drink,I think? I hope its not like their ad in their restaurant where it says bottomless coffee but still give you a checkbin for a coffee?

Billy, let's get it right!

The coffee at Asian Moon Cafe is "unlimited refills"...I have never had a problem.
The waiters are always ready to refill your cup with a fresh cup of coffee...
Just kindly ask for another cup of coffee....simple as that!
NO added charge!

and...as for La Cage...

It is a favorite bar of mine - in Sunee Plaza next door to White Knight Restaurant and Top Man Club.
Their HAPPY HOUR is great...buy one drink from their Happy Hour Menu and get one drink free...and free peanuts.
from 6:30pm - 9:00pm nightly.

On Sunday nights, Michael plays CD's from Classical Music during the Happy Hour...very nice and relaxing.

The waiters are friendly and do smile - just make eye contact and they will respond :-0
No pushy Waiters ...just friendly atmosphere at La Cage.
Most of the Waiters are from the ChiangRai area (very light skin) ...and Udon Thani too...
and most speak good English.

I saw you one night at La Cage...you were seated on the sofa with that cute boy with the braces ..
you offed from the MyMic Club next to Forest House & K-Boys.
I also noted he beat you at checkers... :-)
you were probably too busy consuming those bags of Lays Potato Chips ...
to see him setting you up for the win :-)

You both were having a good time...and you even sad hello to me and others around you...
nice Aussie Chap - I thought to myself for one fleeting moment!

Have a great time in Pattaya...and just a thought...stop by La Cage and say Sorry to Michael...for whatever trangressions...
Michael is a nice Chap too.. and he may let you come to the Beach Party :-)

TravelerJim

You'd probably be more believeable as beached whale Billy. With you bald head reflecting the moonlight and your potbelly bulging and your long stringy hair blowing in the breeze I'm sure you will be th elife of the party. But have a good time.

Well MR KQUILL, If it wasnt for us Aussies you would still have warm beer.

I wonder who will be going on the ASIAN MOON CAFE cruise on Sept 2nd,tickets are 2000 baht,but includes all food and drink,I think? I hope its not like their ad in their restaurant where it says bottomless coffee but still give you a checkbin for a coffee?


Billy, you are correct, you really have helped us out, if it wasn't for Australia we would be overflowing with criminals!


Never mind the bloody coffee, who gives a XXXX FOR A BLOODY REFILL!

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

that all Australian men are required to wear dresses at some stage of their life..even the hetro ones.

It's very odd..they aren't like the Brits who have a history of transvestism and like to keep it in the closet..if you walk down the main street of any Orstralian city half the men are wearing gaudy sun frocks..quite hideous really. They have strange names as well..Maude Boate, Courtney Act, Minnie Cooper..Kitty Glitter.and these are all Government Ministers !

So I think you should have something similar in your suitcase WX40AFP..and what do Aussies speak ??..it certainly isn't English ???

## as for criminals..I was at a cocktail party in Belgravia once and an Australian had been invited..and I asked him why there were so many poofters Down Under ?...he replied "that's just the publicity we put out to attract the Pommy migrants"

here is a snap I took last time on vacation there..these were average businessmen heading off to lunch

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff216/mickeyde2007/untitled.jpg

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But at least in their favour they have the fact that unlike the Americans and Europeans they have resisted the urge to wear socks with sandals.

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

"WELL START SMILING BABY,YEHAWW AND GET WAITERS TO SMILES TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SMILE AND SMILE AND SMILESSSSSSSS AND MONTY WILL SAYING HELLO EVERYONE BECAUSE MONTY IS MY FRIWEND....
MONTY MADE ME FISH AND CHIPS THANKYOU MONRTY THANKYOU 4 THE FISH AND CHOPS TODAY"..

I rest my case..what is this..some sort of Pidgin English ?..or was it something Montry put in the fish ?

It's called 'strine. It's the sound of cockney bread snatchers making themselves heard over the sound of rough seas and the lash.

If it hadn't been for the pommes and canucks in the 1940's, of course, they'd all be speaking Japanese - badly.

It's called 'strine. It's the sound of cockney bread snatchers making themselves heard over the sound of rough seas and the lash.

If it hadn't been for the pommes and canucks in the 1940's, of course, they'd all be speaking Japanese - badly.

Dear 555,

Who really gives a castlemaine XXXX what wx40afp says!!!, Looks by todays posts, he's on the LAGER again!

[ned kelly-old]

In reports just released, 196,000 Brits made Australia their permanent home in the financial year ended June 2007.....most at quite considerable expense to themselves. It was the most popular destination surpassing Spain that had previously been the fav destination.
It's possible they havn't heard of "Billy"!

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

How appropriate that he should pop in to comment on Aussie dress sense !

Contrary to popular beliefs history shows the Kelly Gang were all found to be wearing big old Grandma type dresses when they shot it out in their cabin..and were all found dead in each ether's arms.

As for Ned's iron outfit..just look at it..like a long smock type dress with a large picture hat-admittedly made of metal..but certainly perfect to wear to the picnic races.

Mind you they were Irish .

The Brits were "lashed" all the way across the sea but only because their jailers knew they love a bit of S&M.

[lonelywombat]

It's called 'strine. It's the sound of cockney bread snatchers making themselves heard over the sound of rough seas and the lash.

If it hadn't been for the pommes and canucks in the 1940's, of course, they'd all be speaking Japanese - badly.

Don't know your pacific history very well. Where were the Poms in the Japanese war in the Pacific

To quote Field Marshall Sir William Slim excellent book Defeat into Victory

"Australian troops had, at Milne Bay, inflicted on the Japanese their first undoubted defeat on land.

Some of us may forget that, of all the allies, it was the Australians who first broke the invincibility of the Japanese army".

For more http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-bat ... ne_bay.htm (http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-battles/ww2/milne_bay.htm)

I know their was a division of the British Army in India and I think a division of the Indian Army, in Burma for the withdrawal into India in 42.

Also there were many British units over run [and Australian as well ] in the fall of Singapore. Maybe Brits were part of Slims force in the 3 battles of the Arakan in 43/44. They were certainly part of the British fourteenth Army and took part in the invasion of Burma and the race for Rangoon. This was several years later.

Australian troops inflicted the first defeat on Japanese land forces at Milne Bay 26 Aug 42. Certainly they used New Guinea natives as bearers on the Kokoda trail but so did the Japanese

[lonelywombat]

It's called 'strine. It's the sound of cockney bread snatchers making themselves heard over the sound of rough seas and the lash.

If it hadn't been for the pommes and canucks in the 1940's, of course, they'd all be speaking Japanese - badly.

Don't know your pacific history very well. Where were the Poms in the Japanese war in the Pacific

To quote Field Marshall Sir William Slim excellent book Defeat into Victory

"Australian troops had, at Milne Bay, inflicted on the Japanese their first undoubted defeat on land.

Some of us may forget that, of all the allies, it was the Australians who first broke the invincibility of the Japanese army".

For more http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-bat ... ne_bay.htm (http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-battles/ww2/milne_bay.htm)

I know there was a division of the "British Army in India" and I think a division of the Indian Army, in Burma for the withdrawal into India in 42.

Also there were many British units over run [and Australian as well ] in the fall of Singapore. Maybe Brits were part of Slims force in the 3 battles of the Arakan in 43/44. They were certainly a big part of the British fourteenth Army and took part in the invasion of Burma and the race for Rangoon. This was several years later.

Australian troops inflicted the first defeat on Japanese land forces at Milne Bay 26 Aug 42. Certainly they used New Guinea natives as bearers on the Kokoda trail but so did the Japanese

[Aunty]

That British owner drops his newspaper everytime he sees me and shouts out "Right mett,your Fookin outta here Laddy,no fookin Kangaroos from the Land Downunder allowed in ere"!!!

Why Bill that's absolutely outrageous! I'm not surprised you are totally shocked, sickened at such an egregious and profound insult. No fookin kangaroos allowed indeed! Didn't you tell him you're not a roo mate??? You should of stood up to him and told in in no uncertain terms you're not a fucken kangaroo, you're a flamin galah!

[Aunty]

If it hadn't been for the pommes and canucks in the 1940's, of course, they'd all be speaking Japanese - badly.

Well to be historically correct, that should read if it hadn't been for the Americans they'd all be speaking Japanese. The Canadians had little to do with the war in the Pacific confining their operations to the fight against Germany in Europe. And of course the British weren't actually that helpful either, suffering their largest military defeat in all of British history at the hands of the Japanese in the fall of Malaya and Singapore. (Including a staggering number of Australian POW caught up in the fiasco) Even the Battleship the Prince of Wales was sunk! One strongly suspects the British were lead by officers' who had all the gifts exhibited by the board's own resident Asia expert and British military genius, Col. Beryl Plonker-Dunce. uso.

After the fall of Singapore and Hong Kong, there was no effective British military capability east of Suez!

Australia was on its own, and it was the Americans to the rescue, and of course the Australians rushing troops up north to PNG and the islands themselves. It should not be underestimated the role the Australians played in fighting the till then, unbeaten and victorious Japanese to a stand still in PNG, in weakening Japanese forces and eventually bringing about her defeat.

Don't forget most of Australia's troops at this time were in North Africa and the Mediterranean fighting the Germans, and it was only by some very fast talking by Churchill that persuaded the Australian cabinet to keep their troops in that theater and not bring them home to defend Australia from the Japanese onslaught. It is not widely known (it was generally suppressed for the morale of the war effort (propaganda) during the war but the northern Australian cities and towns closest to occupied Indonesia were repeatedly bombed by the Japanese for several years during the war with the loss of considerable Australian civilian life, and damage to property. The US and Canada were never bombed by the way.

[lonelywombat]

Australia was on its own, and it was the Americans to the rescue, and of course the Australians rushing troops up north to PNG and the islands themselves. It should not be underestimated the role the Australians played in fighting the till then, unbeaten and victorious Japanese to a stand still in PNG, in weakening Japanese forces and eventually bringing about her defeat.

Don't forget most of Australia's troops at this time were in North Africa and the Mediterranean fighting the Germans, and it was only by some very fast talking by Churchill that persuaded the Australian cabinet to keep their troops in that theater and not bring them home to defend Australia from the Japanese onslaught. It is not widely known (it was generally suppressed for the morale of the war effort (propaganda) during the war but the northern Australian cities and towns closest to occupied Indonesia were repeatedly bombed by the Japanese for several years during the war with the loss of considerable Australian civilian life, and damage to property. The US and Canada were never bombed by the way.

I had no intention in of minimizing the huge US Military effort in the Pacific. Churchill wanted two Australian divisions diverted to Burma, [what a disaster] but Prime Minister Curtain would not have a bar of that.

Quote http://www.awm.gov.au/atwar/ww2.htm
After being relieved at Tobruk, the 6th and 7th Divisions Divisions departed from the Mediterranean theatre for the war against Japan The 9th Division remained to play an important role in the Allied victory at El Alamein in October 1942 before it also left for the Pacific. By the end of 1942 the only Australians remaining in the Mediterranean theatre were airmen serving either with 3 Squadron, Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) or in the Royal Air Force (RAF).

[Aunty]

I had no intention in of minimizing the huge US Military effort in the Pacific. Churchill wanted two Australian divisions diverted to Burma, [what a disaster] but Prime Minister Curtain would not have a bar of that.

Quote http://www.awm.gov.au/atwar/ww2.htm
After being relieved at Tobruk, the 6th and 7th Divisions Divisions departed from the Mediterranean theatre for the war against Japan The 9th Division remained to play an important role in the Allied victory at El Alamein in October 1942 before it also left for the Pacific. By the end of 1942 the only Australians remaining in the Mediterranean theatre were airmen serving either with 3 Squadron, Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) or in the Royal Air Force (RAF).

Thanks for that link lonelywombat. I wasn't aware that Australia pulled all of it's ground forces out of the Mediterranean theater by the end of 42. I did know that the Aussie Govt. came under enormous pressure from its own people to pull them out at the beginning of 42 when the Japanese swept down the Malay peninsular and took Singapore and the Dutch East Indies and Oz certainly seemed next; there was nothing up there to stop them! I suppose if the US had not of given that assurance to protect Australia the events at El Alamein may have turned out very differently?? New Zealand's ground forces,in case you were wondering, remained in North Africa to eventually invade Italy and fight the Germans all the way up the Italian peninsular until the end of the war.

[Aunty]

aaaaaaaaah,AUNTY? Sorry to interrupt. Is the Party still on in LA CAGE next Monday night ? I didnt know if you had forgotten about it?

Ahhhh shud up ya mad cunt! Anyway, when do you go back to Australia?

Well the point is,when are you coming to Thailand AUNTY?
I really wanna do the chickendance with you inside LA CAGE BAR next Monday night ,hands on ya hips,and move that long neck back and forth,

We can get chucked out together,even WESLEYS gonna be coming,who else is will be going to the beach party at LA CAGE on Monday night?

Wesley has just gone home you bloody liar!!


I'll come, I am bored up here now, fed up of watching them all work on the new house!