Smiles
December 30th, 2005, 13:31
These YUK YUK Awards are dedicated to ElephantSpike and his sexy, sassy new Board.
Replete with all the archived posts from the Old Sawatdee, weird features no one uses, and blessedly . . . a section of blatant porno links which apparently make "other" Board owners and 2 or 3 refugees go apoplectic.
The YUK YUK's are presented (maybe!) quarterly and represent the very best utterings from Sawatdee members (and in some cases, enemies :lol: ) made either purposefully, or, more often than not ~ in a complete daze.
Ya gotta love it!
(FAIR WARNING: #3 award was taken word-for-word from the GayButton Board. Skip over it if you are easily appalled at THIS slimy board taking good-natured potshots at THAT Gentlemen's board.)
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(1) By ElephantSpike who ~ when challenged ~ can obviously rise to the occasion.
" ... Google can suck my cock ... "
Now ... the real question is: Does google gag?
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(2) By Uncle Fungus who seems to feel that the entire Board should be more aware of this phenomenon.
" ... Funnel helps women pee standing up ... "
Frankly, I think the BIGGER story is that I pee sitting down, and ~ even more frankly ~ I think a lot of you out there are also closet squatters. Seated, you can flick the bic without firing scatter gun-like urine droplets on walls, back splashes, and boyfriends. And cleaning the head's a breeze!
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(3) By GayButton who obviously knows us better than we know ourselves ... "flockers" that we are. To be honest I'm always thankful for being alerted to anything ("at my age") . . . in this case, what Board to repair to when feeling assaulted and disturbed by the never-ending niagara of sex ads and porno links at this den of iniquity.
" ... I received an E-mail today alerting me to some goings on at another gay Thailand board.
I had a look ( :shock: ) and was not at all pleased with what I saw. That board has now taken to making available commercial pornographic videos featuring Thai boys. That same board is now also displaying naked photos of Thai boys . . . ( :shock: :shock: )
While I'm sure many will flock there to see, I am upset not only over the exploitation and abject commercialism, but also with the blatant hypocrisy. On that board I have often been the subject of severe criticism. Why? Most of the time it's because of the posting rules here. That, according to some posters there, makes me a "control freak."
I was also subjected to criticism because of my matchmaking service, a service that was completely legitimate ... "
But, all I want to know is .... WHO wrote that email ???
Now we know (because he told us) . . . GayButton NEVER reads Sawatdee.
And we know (because we know) . . . who reads it 24/7.
That's right guys . . . . it's an Official Sawatdee CONSPIRACY!!!!
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(4) By Mrsydney/VBBB (and note that he had to be officially 'UNIGNORED' to receive this award) on expressing his usual complete bewilderment at even the most mundane and obvious events.
" ... Why was i banned from this GB S site? I done nuthin wrong. ... "
But it's not ALL a complete wasteland:
~ Note the question mark sign actually placed at the proper point in the sentence .... that's an encouraging sign.
~ The word "nuthin" has apparently been listed in the Webster's New Australian Barebackers Dictionary .... that's good as well.
What in hell could be next? Erudition?
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(5) THE SOUR~PEE BODY AWARD (lovingly referred to by some as "The Duhs") FOR TOTALLY UNINTENDED HUMOUR
NOTICED: A topic title on Gaybutton's Board
" Joint Message from Gaybutton and Hedda "
Say no more!!! Oh to be a Thai blow fly hanging on for dear life under that low hanging beach umbrella.
Would this be "drug" related, or "sex" related? Either/or ... hardly impressive for a Gentlemen's Board.
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(6) By Ms Pearl on the Old Sawatdee in "The Longest Thread In Board History" ... a deliciously exhaustive diatribe on pedophilia by Miss Horsey/The Actor/Squabbles/etcetcetc who's original target was Silom alone, but ended up (10 pages later) with The Horse firing blunderbusses off in all directions at once. A tour de farce if there ever was one! (Read it here, if you've got a few spare days: http://p092.ezboard.com/fsawatdeeforumf ... D=74.topic (http://p092.ezboard.com/fsawatdeeforumfrm61.showMessage?topicID=74.topic) )
" ... I cannot say I have explored that (GayButton) board at great length . . . one gay Thai board (Sawatdee) stuffed with nutters being sufficient for me ..."
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(5) THE COITUSINTERRUPTIS AWARD (lovingly referred to by some as "The Whoooa Baby's") FOR BLATANT FALSE ADVERTISING
NOTICED: A Member of Sawatdee Forum trying desperately to pass himself off as a young, handsome Thai boy by using this photo as his avatar:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/sawatdeephotos/Images2/Arthit1S.jpg
Personally, I think the new porno site links here on the Board pale (yes ... I said PALE!!) in comparison to this pathetic attempt by this Member to flog his sexual agenda to those of us who are sometimes quite vulnerable.
For those of you who have already contacted this Member regarding a possible liaison, . . . just let me say this ~ think twice, it could be dangerous!
As I often say . . .
"If you have overly-breathless expectations of a nubile young Asian bottom . . . you'll assuredly end up with a 2500 baht spanking-the-monkey session".
And don't PM me that I didn't warn you!
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ___________________________
Cheers ...
Replete with all the archived posts from the Old Sawatdee, weird features no one uses, and blessedly . . . a section of blatant porno links which apparently make "other" Board owners and 2 or 3 refugees go apoplectic.
The YUK YUK's are presented (maybe!) quarterly and represent the very best utterings from Sawatdee members (and in some cases, enemies :lol: ) made either purposefully, or, more often than not ~ in a complete daze.
Ya gotta love it!
(FAIR WARNING: #3 award was taken word-for-word from the GayButton Board. Skip over it if you are easily appalled at THIS slimy board taking good-natured potshots at THAT Gentlemen's board.)
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ___________________________
(1) By ElephantSpike who ~ when challenged ~ can obviously rise to the occasion.
" ... Google can suck my cock ... "
Now ... the real question is: Does google gag?
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _________________________
(2) By Uncle Fungus who seems to feel that the entire Board should be more aware of this phenomenon.
" ... Funnel helps women pee standing up ... "
Frankly, I think the BIGGER story is that I pee sitting down, and ~ even more frankly ~ I think a lot of you out there are also closet squatters. Seated, you can flick the bic without firing scatter gun-like urine droplets on walls, back splashes, and boyfriends. And cleaning the head's a breeze!
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________________
(3) By GayButton who obviously knows us better than we know ourselves ... "flockers" that we are. To be honest I'm always thankful for being alerted to anything ("at my age") . . . in this case, what Board to repair to when feeling assaulted and disturbed by the never-ending niagara of sex ads and porno links at this den of iniquity.
" ... I received an E-mail today alerting me to some goings on at another gay Thailand board.
I had a look ( :shock: ) and was not at all pleased with what I saw. That board has now taken to making available commercial pornographic videos featuring Thai boys. That same board is now also displaying naked photos of Thai boys . . . ( :shock: :shock: )
While I'm sure many will flock there to see, I am upset not only over the exploitation and abject commercialism, but also with the blatant hypocrisy. On that board I have often been the subject of severe criticism. Why? Most of the time it's because of the posting rules here. That, according to some posters there, makes me a "control freak."
I was also subjected to criticism because of my matchmaking service, a service that was completely legitimate ... "
But, all I want to know is .... WHO wrote that email ???
Now we know (because he told us) . . . GayButton NEVER reads Sawatdee.
And we know (because we know) . . . who reads it 24/7.
That's right guys . . . . it's an Official Sawatdee CONSPIRACY!!!!
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ___________________________
(4) By Mrsydney/VBBB (and note that he had to be officially 'UNIGNORED' to receive this award) on expressing his usual complete bewilderment at even the most mundane and obvious events.
" ... Why was i banned from this GB S site? I done nuthin wrong. ... "
But it's not ALL a complete wasteland:
~ Note the question mark sign actually placed at the proper point in the sentence .... that's an encouraging sign.
~ The word "nuthin" has apparently been listed in the Webster's New Australian Barebackers Dictionary .... that's good as well.
What in hell could be next? Erudition?
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ___________________________
(5) THE SOUR~PEE BODY AWARD (lovingly referred to by some as "The Duhs") FOR TOTALLY UNINTENDED HUMOUR
NOTICED: A topic title on Gaybutton's Board
" Joint Message from Gaybutton and Hedda "
Say no more!!! Oh to be a Thai blow fly hanging on for dear life under that low hanging beach umbrella.
Would this be "drug" related, or "sex" related? Either/or ... hardly impressive for a Gentlemen's Board.
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ___________________________
(6) By Ms Pearl on the Old Sawatdee in "The Longest Thread In Board History" ... a deliciously exhaustive diatribe on pedophilia by Miss Horsey/The Actor/Squabbles/etcetcetc who's original target was Silom alone, but ended up (10 pages later) with The Horse firing blunderbusses off in all directions at once. A tour de farce if there ever was one! (Read it here, if you've got a few spare days: http://p092.ezboard.com/fsawatdeeforumf ... D=74.topic (http://p092.ezboard.com/fsawatdeeforumfrm61.showMessage?topicID=74.topic) )
" ... I cannot say I have explored that (GayButton) board at great length . . . one gay Thai board (Sawatdee) stuffed with nutters being sufficient for me ..."
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ___
(5) THE COITUSINTERRUPTIS AWARD (lovingly referred to by some as "The Whoooa Baby's") FOR BLATANT FALSE ADVERTISING
NOTICED: A Member of Sawatdee Forum trying desperately to pass himself off as a young, handsome Thai boy by using this photo as his avatar:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/sawatdeephotos/Images2/Arthit1S.jpg
Personally, I think the new porno site links here on the Board pale (yes ... I said PALE!!) in comparison to this pathetic attempt by this Member to flog his sexual agenda to those of us who are sometimes quite vulnerable.
For those of you who have already contacted this Member regarding a possible liaison, . . . just let me say this ~ think twice, it could be dangerous!
As I often say . . .
"If you have overly-breathless expectations of a nubile young Asian bottom . . . you'll assuredly end up with a 2500 baht spanking-the-monkey session".
And don't PM me that I didn't warn you!
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ___________________________
Cheers ...