June 28th, 2007, 13:05
A man checked into a hotel in Scotland.
Sometime later; a hotel maid entered the room and caught him ... I'm NOT making this up ... having sex with a bicycle! The man was arrested.
"For what?" asked my mate, Ginger Vitus, "Is there actually a law in Scotland against having sex with a bicycle?"
"Maybe they arrested him for being a peddlephile," I said through one eye, "And a bicyc-ual one, at that."
"I wonder what would have happened had it been a tricycle?... A three-way?
And was it a boys' bike or a girls'?" she mused, and what if it were a uni-cycle? Would that be masturbation?.."
"Sober up, you ditsy bitch! The parade was over two days ago!"
"Maybe he was turned on by the banana seat?..."
"Maybe the bicycle didn't resist because it was two-tired?...."
"Maybe it was a ... yawn ... cycle slut?..."
After she passed out; I decided the man probably wasn't having sex with the bicycle at all--
It was the hand-pump he was 'into.' I mean...how else would one?...
Sometime later; a hotel maid entered the room and caught him ... I'm NOT making this up ... having sex with a bicycle! The man was arrested.
"For what?" asked my mate, Ginger Vitus, "Is there actually a law in Scotland against having sex with a bicycle?"
"Maybe they arrested him for being a peddlephile," I said through one eye, "And a bicyc-ual one, at that."
"I wonder what would have happened had it been a tricycle?... A three-way?
And was it a boys' bike or a girls'?" she mused, and what if it were a uni-cycle? Would that be masturbation?.."
"Sober up, you ditsy bitch! The parade was over two days ago!"
"Maybe he was turned on by the banana seat?..."
"Maybe the bicycle didn't resist because it was two-tired?...."
"Maybe it was a ... yawn ... cycle slut?..."
After she passed out; I decided the man probably wasn't having sex with the bicycle at all--
It was the hand-pump he was 'into.' I mean...how else would one?...