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Brad the Impala
June 22nd, 2007, 04:02
Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Brownnose bloodsucker


NAKHON RATCHASIMA: A man was admitted to Bua Yai Hospital on June 7 with complaints of abdominal pains, which he said were caused by a leech that crawled up inside his anus while he was trying to catch fish for his wifeтАЩs dinner.

Nong Chingpho, 43, told doctors that he had intermittent stomach pains for about a month, ever since his wife saw a leech crawl into his bottom. He tried taking anti-worm pills, but the pains persisted and he sometimes noticed blood in his feces, he told doctors.

Doctors at the hospital X-rayed K. Nong, but found nothing out of the ordinary. To be on the safe side, they decided to keep him in overnight for observation and to arrange for him to be X-rayed again at Maharaj Nakhon Ratchasima Hospital, which has more advanced X-ray equipment.

K. Nong explained that on May 16 his wife said she wanted fish for dinner, so he went to try and catch some at a pond nearby railway tracks in Namcharoen Village.

After a while, he began to feet itchy. Coming out of the water, he noticed a number of leeches clinging to his body. He pulled the bloodsuckers off and got back in the water, determined to catch a fish. But not long after he did, he felt an itch around his anus and again got out of the water, K. Nong said.

Waiting by the side of the pond was his wife Aphinya, 40. He asked her to have a look to see what was causing his discomfort.

She pulled down his shorts тАУ he was wearing no underpants тАУ and was shocked to see the tail end of a leech, at least three centimeters long, hanging out from his anus.

K. Aphinya grabbed the leech and tried to pull it out, but could not get a firm grip on its slimy exterior. When her fingers slipped off its body, the leech worked its way well up into K. NongтАЩs bottom, he said.

When he returned home he took anti-parasite medication, but was still not sure if the leech had died or not.

A few days later, he developed a stomach ache that persisted, on and off, until eventually he decided he should see a doctor to find out if the leech was to blame.

тАЬI want to warn anyone who goes swimming to wear tight-fitting underpants as a leech could crawl into your bottom or genitals and youтАЩll end up with the same problem as me,тАЭ K. Nong said.

тАЬNow I always feel uncomfortable and sometimes there is blood in my feces,тАЭ he added.

Dr Chanon Chaodamrongsakul, Director of Bua Yai Hospital, repeated K. NongтАЩs warning that anyone swimming in freshwater ponds of lakes should wear tight-fitting undies. A leech entering a womanтАЩs sexual organs could be particularly dangerous, he noted.

Doctors treating K. Nong would first have to determine whether the leech was still inside him and, if so, where exactly it was, Dr Chanon added.

They would then have to find a way to remove it, he continued, possibly using a scope and tweezers. If the leech was in a position that could not be reached by a scope and tweezers, they may he have to operate.





phuketgazette.net/queernews/index.asp?id=5770 (http://phuketgazette.net/queernews/index.asp?id=5770)

x in pattaya
June 22nd, 2007, 08:44
Seems this is an opportunity for some amongst us to give back to the community.

Surely when it comes to in-depth anal explorations, including search & rescue/recovery techniques, the expertise must exist in the Sawatdee membership.

Any volunteers to solve the problem? It may even be covered by medical insurance.

June 22nd, 2007, 08:49
I'd rather have a leech up my butt than Homintern's filmy tongue.

June 22nd, 2007, 08:52
Humm...any hungry gerbils in Thailand?

Aunty
June 22nd, 2007, 11:09
I'd rather have a leech up my butt than Homintern's filmy tongue.

Oh yes! Imagine that working the rim! :puke:

I wouldn't have thought a leech could live in the gut for very long. Where's it going to get its oxygen from? Pop it's head out for little breaths?

Aunty
June 22nd, 2007, 11:15
Well what do you know. An Indian case has previously being reported!

A girl of 4 was admitted five hours after the sudden onset of profuse painless rectal bleeding. The blood was dark red and not mixed with stool. There had been no systemic illness or trauma, and there was no history of a bleeding diathesis in the patient or her family. She was resuscitated with intravenous fluids, plasma volume expanders and two units of blood. Nothing abnormal was found on rectal examination, and on rigid sigmoidoscopy the blood was seen to be coming from higher up. The haemoglobin was then 7 g/dL; the coagulation profile was normal and abdominal ultrasonography showed no abnormality. The cause remained obscure, and a colonoscopic examination was planned. The next morning, however, she passed a leech per anum, 5 cm in length and fully engorged with blood. Multiple saline enemas were then given to dislodge other leeches, though none emerged. Over the next 24 h the bleeding gradually decreased, and she recovered fully within four days. On colonoscopy after passage of the leech, no active bleeding site was seen. After counselling of the parents, the child was discharged with haematinics.


http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articl ... id=1079299 (http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1079299)

Smiles
June 22nd, 2007, 13:56
. . . these cuties are much maligned: http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp


" ... Contrary to widespread public belief, "gerbil-stuffing" is unknown as an actual sexual practice, nor are we aware of a verified medical case of a gerbil having been extracted from a patient's rectum. Despite the assiduousness ( so to speak :cyclops: ) with which doctors record unusual items removed from patients' rectums in order to write them up as illustrative cases, we haven't yet found a medical journal article involving a gerbil removal ...

Cheers ...

June 23rd, 2007, 08:00
:bootyshake: