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March 1st, 2007, 18:41
Catch him before its too late!

gaydar: imapsycho


I love older guys - They're more desperate!

Borderline psychotic personality with strong parasitic tendencies. I have spent the last 2 years telling people that I just graduated from Uni and am looking for a job... Actually, I'm just looking for a meal ticket.

Looking for guys desperate enough, or dumb enough, to let me exploit and/or abuse them.

If you give me the free ride I'm looking for, you might be safe... for now.

March 1st, 2007, 22:18
The Perfect Boyfriend!

Does he have a flat head you can rest a bottle of beer on while he's sucking you off? If not, he's not perfect.

Dodger
March 2nd, 2007, 04:53
Great at sex...versatile...loves laughing...enjoys snuggling...never complains...believes that foreplay begins the moment he opens his beautiful eyes in the morning...and knows how to brew a good cup of coffee.

I thnik I'll marry him

Mai pen rai

March 2nd, 2007, 05:00
That way you both get to watch the television

March 2nd, 2007, 07:22
Seems BG has gone to lie in the same bed as BBB. His posts keep getting more and more senile and just down right stupid. Could be that BBB has found a perfect match.

March 2nd, 2007, 08:25
dick size small , safe sex - sometimes.

he might go hungry for quite a while!

March 2nd, 2007, 11:08
dick size smallSpeaking of which, a friend of mine was complaining recently that he offed boys (on different nights) from Solid in Silom 6 - and they all had small dicks. Coincidence or ... ?