A cute young man walked into a gay bar...

with a small crocodile under his arm.
He said, "Listen up! I'll bet I can put my stuff in the crocks mouth--for one minute--without having it bitten!
I lose, I pay all takers a tenner. I win, they each buy me a beer."

"Yer on!" the kweens shouted.

So he whipped out eight lovely inches & stuck it in the croc's mouth.
At the end of the minute, he cracked croc heavily on the head with a beer bottle; the crock's jaws snapped open--And there was Mr. Happy!... completely unscathed.
The young man said, "Okay, anyone else can do that, I'll pay him a hundred."
A few seconds passed and Billy raised his hand, "Okay, yer on!
If you promise not to hit me with that damn beer bottle!"

[jinks]

11 out of 10 :flower:

Will the bar be open on Makabucha Day?

Will the bar be open on Makabucha Day?

Probably not--But you had better hurry and get your crocodile, just in case.

Were the boys wearing singlets and shorts in the bar? Because I certainly don't want to travel half way across the world unless I can see more flesh than that.