Scoop! Smiles "Kitty Kar" arrives in Hua Hin...

[travelerjim]

UPDATED: Saturday Feb 17th...
Smiles "Kitty Kar" arrives in Hua Hin... scroll down below to last posting...
and see for yourself: The talk of Hua Hin :-)


UPDATED...scroll down to a posting far below for the scoop: "Smiles Island" ...
Smiles real retirement villa off the coast of Hua Hin!

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The paparazzi have been busy combing the Hua Hin beach community...
asking all around ....even paying the Thais baht to "tell all" ...
and have been searching for Smiles new retirement home...

BINGO - they have found it!
and sure enough...here is an exclusive snapshot...remember ....you saw it first here....

http://upload6.postimage.org/272085/SmilesNEWHuaHinCastle.jpg (http://upload6.postimage.org/272085/photo_hosting.html)

Smiles...Enjoy your retirement in Hua Hin...your new life's adventure is soon to begin :-)

Congratulations! You have earned it!

TJ

[travelerjim]

and....Jinks....
What about Guests...You say ???

Again, Smiles has thought of everything...
unique in design - and functional too...
with a floating air mattress for comfort...

Smiles has a double decker ...
flotation"spare bedroom" for guests..
fitted with patio deck and chair...and motorized,
for those lazy retirement days on the river.

No need to worry when the river rises...or floods...
just sit back and enjoy the passing days...
That Smiles...he has thought of everything!

Remember..you saw it here first :-)

TJ

http://upload6.postimage.org/274918/SmilesNEWHomeontheRiverHuaHin.jpg (http://upload6.postimage.org/274918/photo_hosting.html)

[travelerjim]

And...what about Hua Hin transportation... you ask???

That Smiles...over the past two years of trips to Hua Hin,
he has brought his own style of "the Thai Motorbike" to Thailand,
piece by piece...in suitcase after suitcase...from Canada.

He's ready to cruise the sois of Hua Hin...
and along the shores and countryside of Thailand,
on his own "SMILESbike".

Smiles has thought of a sure fire way to capture...
the eyes and imagination of those handsome Thais....and police too!

Remember, you saw it first here...

That Smiles - he really has thought of everything...
for his retirement in Hua Hin...

Enjoy your retirement Smiles...
you've earned it!

TJ

http://upload6.postimage.org/275332/SmilesBikeinHuaHin.jpg (http://upload6.postimage.org/275332/photo_hosting.html)

[Doug]

TJ,

Thank you for the information. It's always nice to learn more about the forum's members and their life in Thailand.

However I am a little concerned about the first picture. I'm booked to come to Thailand later in March and I've been reading about how cool it is in Pattaya. I hope it's not as cold in Pattaya as it seesm to be in Hua Hin. Please tell me, has the snow reached Pattaya or is it just in Hua Hin or is there snow around Smiles' place due to his fridgid emotional state. Do I need to pack my winter jacket, mitts and touque?

[jinks]

LOL

[travelerjim]

TJ,

Thank you for the information. It's always nice to learn more about the forum's members and their life in Thailand.

However I am a little concerned about the first picture. I'm booked to come to Thailand later in March and I've been reading about how cool it is in Pattaya. I hope it's not as cold in Pattaya as it seems to be in Hua Hin. Please tell me, has the snow reached Pattaya or is it just in Hua Hin or is there snow around Smiles' place due to his frigid emotional state. Do I need to pack my winter jacket, mitts and touque?

Yes, Doug...For Farangs...It is cool in Pattaya.
Local boys here say it is COLD!
They say "some Farang come from Canada... to Hua Hin - he bring big COLD with him...and go back!"

No snow yet in Pattaya...just some left melting in Hua Hin.
As for the winter jacket, mitts and touque..."Up too You!"
the local boys here "wait for you"...they will warm you up!

TJ

[travelerjim]

Sunny of Sunee - our roving reporter of PG Weekly Report fame...
just didn't believe that the paparazzi had found the "real" abode of Smiles in Hua Hin.

Sunny contacted his old happy hour buddy - Huey in Hua Hin...
and the search began again in earnest
for the real Smiles "real" retirement home in Hua Hin...

Huey - it is said - first contacted two ladyboy clerks in the Hua Hin City Hall...
seeking information about a Farang from Canada...retiring in Hua Hin.

Sure enough...they had remembered meeting that rich farang from Canada...
and they said he had bought an "Island Estate Villa" a short distance off the coast of Hua Hin..
and according to the ladyboy clerks - they had learned from two of their "real men" utility employees -
who install the city electricity - and learned the city has just completed extending electricity lines to the island.

Remember - you saw it first here...
Huey has sent in this exclusive pic of "Smiles Island"...a Retirement Villa off the coast of Hua Hin...
- some locals in Hua Hin say it is somewhat of a "offshore tax haven" with NO OFF fees! ???

Good for you Smiles...we'll never tell the paparazzi -
you really fooled them ..but you cannot fool our Sunny or Huey in Hua Hin :-)

Enjoy your retirement on "Smiles Island" ....you have earned it!

TJ

http://upload6.postimage.org/279611/SmilesIslandUpcountry.jpg (http://upload6.postimage.org/279611/photo_hosting.html)

Awww, you guys are mean...

But it is the funniest thing I've read here in months :rolling:

[travelerjim]

Here's the latest scoop on Smiles...

Don't ask how he did it...
(or how he managed to get it through Customs)
or how Sunny of Sunee's friend Huey in Hua Hin got the pic...
it just arrived yesterday by boat from Canada...
through Vietnam, Cambodia and into Thailand.

But - remember you saw it here first:
Smiles "Kitty Kar" ...destined to be the talk of Hua Hin...

Every Hua Hin Policeman and Highway Trooper...
will want to stop the Kitty Kar...and
" me borrow car - short time" ....to take their children for a ride ...

It's a Dream Car for Smiles..his bf (and friends too) to be seen cruising.

The good life - retirement in Hua Hin for Smiles, bf and their "Kitty Kar" :-)

Enjoy it Smiles... you've earned it!

TJ

http://upload6.postimage.org/296623/SmilesbfKittyKar.jpg (http://upload6.postimage.org/296623/photo_hosting.html)

What a lovely coloured car, I do hope Smiles will be taking me for a ride!

[Aunty]

What a lovely coloured car, I do hope Smiles will be taking me for a ride!

??? In the car, or on your back?

Of course if he goes fast enough, you'll probably get it both ways.

[catawampuscat]

Every crack scoop reporter knows you have to use all CAPTIAL LETTERS in your thread titling, but fortunately, you don't
need any advice on humour and should be a contender for Smiles Yukky awards when he defrosts and gets them out.. :cat:

[travelerjim]

Every crack scoop reporter knows you have to use all CAPTIAL LETTERS in your thread titling, but fortunately, you don't
need any advice on humour and should be a contender for Smiles Yukky awards when he defrosts and gets them out.. :cat:

Thanks Cat for the helpful advice.

By the way, friends say they saw you walking your "best friend" along Second Road...
I gather you were doing your "daily duty" ...

And yes, we all know it has been unseasonably COOL here in Pattaya...
and Thais say it is COLD!

I tip my hat to you for making sure your "best friend" keeps warm...
The Pattaya Crier snapped a pic of your "best friend"...

Remember friends.... you saw it here first...
The Cat walking his "best friend"...

By the way Cat - just what is your "best friends" name?

TJ

http://upload6.postimage.org/304878/CoolDog.jpg (http://upload6.postimage.org/304878/photo_hosting.html)

[catawampuscat]

iceballs..