Would a Thai prison be that bad?

Hi All

I was wondering if you were somebody in your 30's, who had no future, no money, who was gay, who liked to be dominated and controlled and had a passion for masculine thai guys would prison be that bad?

Here are some advantages I can see;

You get to see hundreds of Thai guys naked, and maybe sleep with lots too.
You will hopefully get some good anal action.
Free food and accommodation.
People to dominate you readily available.
You get a change to get away with doing a crime.

Obviously there would be some big disadvantages like HIV and infections, but there are plenty of plus points.

Maybe the prisons in Thailand aren't as nice as Europe, but for a six month stretch how bad could it be? It would defiantly be an experience!

Comments welcomed.
Bob

Hi All

I was wondering if you were somebody in your 30's, who had no future, no money, who was gay, who liked to be dominated and controlled and had a passion for masculine thai guys would prison be that bad?

Maybe the prisons in Thailand aren't as nice as Europe, but for a six month stretch how bad could it be? It would defiantly be an experience!

Comments welcomed.
Bob

Next time you are in Bangkok go over to the 'Bangkok Hilton' as a casual visitor ( it is permitted) and talk (shout) to some of the inmates there and ask what conditions are like and how they are treated.

Then come back to this board and say that you realise just how f***** stupid your original idea was.

thanks for your carefully crafted reply, it must have taken you all of 30 seconds to reply, i see what allan? means about why there are so few new posters now.

this was supposed to be a light hearted tongue in cheek thread.

but back to the original point, the bkk hilton is only for habitual or long term prisoners for serious offences, and there must be more than 1 prison in Thailand, they cant all be that bad..........

thanks for your carefully crafted reply, it must have taken you all of 30 seconds to reply, i see what allan? means about why there are so few new posters now.

but back to the original point, the bkk hilton is only for habitual or long term prisoners for serious offences, and there must be more than 1 prison in Thailand, they cant all be that bad..........

The reply took less than 30 seconds, I would not waste anymore time on such a stupid question. I doubt if anyone incarcerated there thinks is a lighthearted matter.

You are wrong about the 'Hilton' being for only long term or habitual offenders, check your facts before you spout rubbish. Go there and find out for yourself if you really want to see what it is like.

I have checked your posting history:

http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/fo ... y+But+Nice (http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/forum/search.php?search_author=Naughty+But+Nice)

ALL your posts are either rude and offensive , about money or just plain sarcastic.

You are the sort of person that I would be climbing out of the bathroom window if we met for a drink.

Lighten Up! you only get one chance in this life, why spend your time annoying people?

Oh, and i am not spouting rubbish (unlike you) Bangkwang is a maximum security prison (check YOUR facts!) they deal with a minimum 25 year sentence, do you really think they would put a person in there for petty offences?

If you into real hard core, just try some month in an typical Thai prison.

If you are willing and able to spend a lot of cash, you might win a lot of new friends. For sure there helding happily with your spendings.

The "Bangkok Hilton" is a softer prison. You can visit some foreign guests more or less any day. They will praise it highly.....

[piston10]

Well, I didn't find it too easy to work out the tone of TropicalBob's OP, because I couldn't find a certain indication that it was ironic. What was uppermost in my mind was that prison fantasies have been the staple of much filmed, graphic and written porn for a very long time - for obvious reasons. Even though I'm usually all for a bit of sleaze, I find this fantasy, though understandable, very off-putting. Porn is never realistic, but I seem to be more than usually aware of what this particular genre leaves out - the filth, the germs, the fear, the desperation, the manipulation of others, the broken jaw bones and broken spirits, the bleeding anuses, grown men weeping in the dark. No, it shouldn't be the subject of a light-hearted joke. If you think that's over-reacting, well, so be it.

If the situ in Thai prison is like that in Locked Up, I would like to join too...

http://www.moviemars.com/images/80783900116.jpg

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[Bob]

this was supposed to be a light hearted tongue in cheek thread.


You got to be kidding (or your comment above was also a "light hearted tongue in cheek" response?).

Comments welcomed. Hmmmm......are we supposed to jocularly respond or, more seriously, to indicate that anyone who is even thinking about going to any Thai jail or prison for the purpose of sexual escapades ought to first visit a psychiatrist.

Most inane post in a while (sorry, maybe I'm slow on the uptake today).

[catawampuscat]

With the intrepid smiles working on his yukky awards, perhaps this author was hoping for a most inane thread
award or most subtle humour award. When you author a very stupid thread, it is even more stupid to anticipate
responses will go the way you might imagine. stupid is as stupid does...

If the situ in Thai prison is like that in Locked Up, I would like to join too...


www.moviemars.com (http://www.moviemars.com)

Also available from amazon.

Choose the uncut version or one with extras such as deleted scenes !.

Some people have all the lucks, here in HongKong all porno movies are censored with fussy expanded pixels even in a Sauna, the dark ages. I am still in the "wish to see a full length unadulterated porno movie category" never mind fantasies about life in prison. Are there any sites on the web that offer some (at least) free full length movies, not those postage size 38 frame mpeg thingy's?

Are there any sites on the web that offer some (at least) free full length movies, not those postage size 38 frame mpeg thingy's?

Get into the torrents, dear. UTorrent client is a good start. And be a good boy and I'll email you a couple "trade" sites to get u started.

[jinks]

Why e-mail them ? They are freely available http://torrentsdirectory.blogspot.com/

Would a Thai prison be all that bad?

For you or me, it would be like hell on earth...no matter your penchant for HIV-infected rough trade.

For someone like Hedda or Gaybutton's boyfriends, it would probably be like a vacation at Club Med.

Why e-mail them ?

So that I can get the luscious young lad's email address?

The two I'm thinking of aren't on that list. Of course, it could be as easy as a two-word google search.

Are there any sites on the web that offer some (at least) free full length movies, not those postage size 38 frame mpeg thingy's?

Get into the torrents, dear. UTorrent client is a good start. And be a good boy and I'll email you a couple "trade" sites to get u started.

Thanks Daisy! :compress: :cyclopsani: :compress:

When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless state,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this man's art, and that mans scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least,
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising,
From sullen earth sings hymns at heavens gate,
For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings,
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.

I knew a lovely, funny, smart, squeeky-clean Thai massage boy.
The worst sort of bad luck rained down on him over the course of a couple months:
His best friend moved to Phuket at beginning of 'high-season.' Then his farang went home--And forgot.
Low season brought the death of both parents; he lost (Massage) shirt, sleeping on the beach....
Then he was arrested for a minor offense--Massage without shirt, I think--had no money
so spent a short time in the monkey house.
When he came out he was totally out of touch with reality.

Believe me, even if there are boys covering the floors of each cell,
lying one next the another, like cord-wood, when they sleep at night;
you do not want to be in there with them--
Unless you are barking mad--Meaning: insanity would be a blessing.

e

Could this Asian guy be you, Cedric ??? Hmmmm....yum...yum

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Poor soul, the centre of my sinful earth,
Lord of these rebel powers that thee array,
Why dost thou pine within and suffer dearth,
Painting thy outward walls so costly gay?

Thanks Chucks, no Chuckwow I am not Asian, almost. Kung hei fat choi!

[Alton-old]

Now this whole thing reminds me of a friend of mine when I lived in Thailand. He greatlly preferred to "receive" rather than "give". He also liked men who would "take control" in the boudoir. One of his fantasies was to sneak into a Thai Military base (preferably Marines, if Thailand has them) and have some fun. In his opinion, the worst thing that would happen is a few years in a Thai jail. For him, that would hardly have been punishment :-))

a friend of a friend recently did 4 weeks in chonburi nick for buying Yabba from an undercover cop.

Boy did he hate it mak mak!

Hes been a different person since he came out.......they told him next time he would get 1 year!

a friend of a friend recently did 4 weeks in chonburi nick for buying Yabba from an undercover cop.

Boy did he hate it mak mak!

Hes been a different person since he came out.......they told him next time he would get 1 year!

yep. .. Asian prisons are hard core, Thailand's prisons are no exception.