Top 10 English spoken in Thailand

Top 10 English spoken in Thailand !

1 Hello !

2 Welcome, welcome

3 Mister, mister

4 Where you comes from ?

5 How long you stay ?

6 Where you stay ?

7 You have (grill)-(boy) friend ?

8 This is my friend can he drink something ?

9 You check bill all ready ?

10 Where you going ?

[anakot]

Don't forget 'Up to you' or may this goes on another list

[Dboy]

the ones I get alot in addition to the top 10:

"my friend like you"
"bai nai?" (same as number 10 really but i get it in thai)
"Hello my friend!" --said by those evil bastards selling suits who try to grab your hand (god i hate that)
"see you when you horny!"



Dboy

same same.

happy happy.

First couple trips; every conversation went like this:

In the bar:

Her-ro....
Hello
My friend you?
Sure.
What you name?
Etienne.
Where you from, ATM?
Hungary.
You li' boy?
Sure.
What you li'?
What do you do?
Do everything me--Up to you.
Sure?
You like **** boy?
Sure. You stay all night?
Okay, I sa-tay all ni'

At the room:

I want to **** you.
I no li'!!!

After thirty minutes Thai foreplay (Begging), seven minutes of doin' the nasty & another shower:

How much tip?
Up to you.
(Tip) Okay, I go loom me now?... Brother, me, hungly. Maybe I see you yesterday?
Sure.
I lor' you too much. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
You give me hundled baht...taxi?
Bye-bye!

I also get a lot of:
Today happy birthday me! (I think you're ripe for taking me to a gold shop.) [One of the ones where I get a preferred customer discount you don't see.]
"Okay, I come back one hour?" (See you tomorrow ... maybe.)
"NAOW!" (You are a cold bitch!... Same-same Thai wife!)
and "KHUN MAI-DEE!!!" (You rotten P.O.S., you told me no!?!?)

Edith wrote:


After thirty minutes Thai foreplay (Begging), seven minutes of doin' the nasty & another shower:

Did Edith make an error in this ?

After seven minutes Thai foreplay (Begging), thirty minutes of doin' the nasty & another shower .

[fedssocr]

how about:

"you want lady massage?"

"you want sexy movie?"

[dave_tf-old]

I need new stitches now, Edith.

Wasn't it nice, though, when this exchange happened for the first time:

You want to stay here tonight? Or you want to go your home? Up to you.

(thoughtful look) I sleep for you toni.


do me wrong...do me right...


It took me three trips to figure out that 'now' didn't mean 'brace yourself...here it comes.' damned AC

Edith wrote:

After thirty minutes Thai foreplay (Begging), seven minutes of doin' the nasty & another shower:

Did Edith make an error in this ?
After seven minutes Thai foreplay (Begging), thirty minutes of doin' the nasty & another shower .

If you can get a half-hour for just seven minutes begging, baziel, you are either very lucky or so damn ugly they want to get it over with in a hurry--And get the hell out!
Eek! can be a Thai word ... Or a (Universal noise.) scream!

The ratio I used, however; twas from early days (My first trip to Thailand, fools! Not the stone age!)
Since then I've learned a formula that shortens the foreplay to four, very powerful, magic words--Repeat after Mama:
"No honey, no money!" ("Mai Yedt, Mai Sa-moke: Mai Baht!") :dmage:

Edith wrote :


baziel, you are either very lucky or so damn ugly

damn ugly ! :cheers:

Ain' that way we go Thailand ? :bigsmurf: