Relationship changes from Boyfriend to Husband - IT problems

I offer this not to serious story that I've just read and thought it might be appreciated more by our comp. experts / members rather than put in the joke section........................................... ..............................




Last Christmas I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

[Smiles]

Sounds like someone could easily lose their hard drive under these circumstances.


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Cheers ... :blackeye:

I would use the following patches to solve this. Boyfriend 5.1 & 5.2 (lite)

[Bob]

Installing Husband 1.0 over Boyfriend 5.0 absolutely conflicts with Butterfly 10.0. The correct patch for this is Blinders 1.0 which
prevents Boyfriend 5.0 from knowing that you are getting Happy Massage 5.0 (unless, of course, you're unable to perform Erector 1.0 after operating Happy Massage 5.0).

Another option, of course, is simply to Boot 1.0 the Boyfriend 5.0 and then run Butterfly 10.0 to your heart's/hard's content.

Chok Dee 1.0.

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

now I just keep her drunk most of the time-problem solved.

....run Butterfly 10.0 to your heart's/hard's content.

Good idea!
Till you butterfly with another butterfly & he sends a 'virus' to your box. Protect yourself with a Trojan (horse).

OK given your already provided options you should goto your reboot capability and try a boot/ur :/ass This should reinstate My/wanted love \ exp .When you see this go to the options section and select ;... Forward ;.?money.{provider} and or Cn"t wt tL he//s Gn.please goto micrsoft .com for further instructions.

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