December 15th, 2006, 15:09
Hello High Season!
It's already the Third or fourth--Depending on where you are ... or, maybe the fifth; I've already lost count: been hitting the 'fifth' (That lovely blue gin.) too much--day of Christmas, (Or it hasn't started, if you're Polish.)
Sunnee Bar-raids! A sex-ring (of two) busted! The boys-in-brown are protecting you! (?) Nevertheless, "Trust In Thyself." Um...I think I'd better hire a bodyguard ... to take care of my body. Um.... That might not work out 'as intended.' In which case, I'd like butterflies (So...'fitting.') and birdies painted on my paper coffin...burns at both ends, it makes a lovely light--But, Oh, my friends and, Ah, my foes it...gives me one last chance to be a cinder in your eye!
Old News (`96)\Urban Legend(?) Something in your mouth you shouldn't have in your hand, Dept. (Or, The Hazards of Sa-moking.)
Pattaya hookers coating nipples\body parts with date-rape drug, Rohypnol, laced wax for purpose of robbing them. Forty-five tourists are 'supposed' to have died, over 12-months of 'heart seizures' suffered in Pattaya hotels as a result.
http://www.worldsexguide.org/pattaya_murder.txt.html
Useful information, nice pics--And a warning:
"The Seedy Parts of Thailand Are Places to Avoid Like Pattaya....We can no longer recommend Pattaya Beach": (Almost nightly robberies of tourists.)
http://www.csmngt.com/thailand1.htm
Thailand for Dummies:
http://www.thailandguru.com/housing-moving-travel.html
Dangers & Annoyances (Like) Touts, Scams, Tout-Scams, Getting Murdered & Terrorism:
http://adventures.worldnomads.com/desti ... ide/4.aspx (http://adventures.worldnomads.com/destination/211/travelguide/4.aspx)
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2006/01/1 ... 60118.html (http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2006/01/18/thailand-briton060118.html)
https://www.osac.gov/Reports/report.cfm?contentID=54401
An oxymoron...If Billy's the Ozzie:
Smart Traveler\Australian
http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zw-cgi/ ... e/Thailand (http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zw-cgi/view/Advice/Thailand)
http://www.cdnn.info/alert/travel/w050629.html
The general consensus: It's a safe place--But we put ourselves 'out there'.
:drunken:
:drunken:
:drunken:
:drunken:
:drunken:
Is this (10 times edited.) a record? Can I get in the Guiness Book?
It's already the Third or fourth--Depending on where you are ... or, maybe the fifth; I've already lost count: been hitting the 'fifth' (That lovely blue gin.) too much--day of Christmas, (Or it hasn't started, if you're Polish.)
Sunnee Bar-raids! A sex-ring (of two) busted! The boys-in-brown are protecting you! (?) Nevertheless, "Trust In Thyself." Um...I think I'd better hire a bodyguard ... to take care of my body. Um.... That might not work out 'as intended.' In which case, I'd like butterflies (So...'fitting.') and birdies painted on my paper coffin...burns at both ends, it makes a lovely light--But, Oh, my friends and, Ah, my foes it...gives me one last chance to be a cinder in your eye!
Old News (`96)\Urban Legend(?) Something in your mouth you shouldn't have in your hand, Dept. (Or, The Hazards of Sa-moking.)
Pattaya hookers coating nipples\body parts with date-rape drug, Rohypnol, laced wax for purpose of robbing them. Forty-five tourists are 'supposed' to have died, over 12-months of 'heart seizures' suffered in Pattaya hotels as a result.
http://www.worldsexguide.org/pattaya_murder.txt.html
Useful information, nice pics--And a warning:
"The Seedy Parts of Thailand Are Places to Avoid Like Pattaya....We can no longer recommend Pattaya Beach": (Almost nightly robberies of tourists.)
http://www.csmngt.com/thailand1.htm
Thailand for Dummies:
http://www.thailandguru.com/housing-moving-travel.html
Dangers & Annoyances (Like) Touts, Scams, Tout-Scams, Getting Murdered & Terrorism:
http://adventures.worldnomads.com/desti ... ide/4.aspx (http://adventures.worldnomads.com/destination/211/travelguide/4.aspx)
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2006/01/1 ... 60118.html (http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2006/01/18/thailand-briton060118.html)
https://www.osac.gov/Reports/report.cfm?contentID=54401
An oxymoron...If Billy's the Ozzie:
Smart Traveler\Australian
http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zw-cgi/ ... e/Thailand (http://www.smartraveller.gov.au/zw-cgi/view/Advice/Thailand)
http://www.cdnn.info/alert/travel/w050629.html
The general consensus: It's a safe place--But we put ourselves 'out there'.
:drunken:
:drunken:
:drunken:
:drunken:
:drunken:
Is this (10 times edited.) a record? Can I get in the Guiness Book?