December 12th, 2006, 18:52
Having now returned to the chilly shores of this septic isle (UK) and on the lookout for gainful employment, I find myself missing the sweat trickling down my back as I made my way from South Pattaya Road to Boyztown. I am faced with pale white mopey faces day in day out instead of the white toothed broad, cheery smiles of brown faces I have been used to for so long. I miss the bottle of Whiskey and mixers priced at approx. 15 pound sterling in the Panorama bar that would last me and my friends a few nights and am faced with paying 15 pounds for a few rounds of beer back home.
So, if there is any kind sole out there who is looking for a fat ferang houseboy in the land of smiles who is willing to carry you home drunk from the bar each night, clean up your mess, cook you a lovely Thai or English meal every now and again and only requires a room and enough dosh to keep me topped up on whiskey and pad thai, please feel free to contact me and I will be forever your doting and trusted friend. Oh, and if you are on your last legs with a huge portfolio of stocks and shares to pass on, all the better! ;)
So, if there is any kind sole out there who is looking for a fat ferang houseboy in the land of smiles who is willing to carry you home drunk from the bar each night, clean up your mess, cook you a lovely Thai or English meal every now and again and only requires a room and enough dosh to keep me topped up on whiskey and pad thai, please feel free to contact me and I will be forever your doting and trusted friend. Oh, and if you are on your last legs with a huge portfolio of stocks and shares to pass on, all the better! ;)