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bucknaway
December 6th, 2006, 08:52
This last trip to Thailand was a lot of fun but the Magic was gone. I hate to admit that I found the plane ride more exciting than I did my arrival in Thailand. There was no feeling of adventure or wonder... There was no blood rush feeling for the possibility of making mistakes or being taken advantage of by the lying taxi touts that offer rides to Silom from the airport for 800 to 1200 baht... I simply ignored them....

I felt so at home on arrival in Bangkok that I skipped the Taxi's and got on the first bus I saw not caring where it went and got off of it once I saw the skytrain... Still.... there was no excitement.

I was wondering how I can create some excitement for myself when I return... Then I came across http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/ladyb ... etter.html (http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/ladyboys/19145-my-age-i-should-know-better.html) and had a EURIKA moment! I want to look between the legs of a lady-boy!
maybe even watch a lady-boy bang a guy as if in a gogo bar performing a live sex show... You know the drill... Screwing them in the around the clock positions... First with the guy on his back, his legs over his head and her plugged in and drilling! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! (She will be flipping her hair out of her face) and then she will go to 3 o'clock and just lay into them... She will be moaning as her painted toenails dance on the sheets as she hammers and pounds... Now comes the 6 o'clock position... (My favorite position to watch) To see her in that position showing all her naughty parts bouncing and rolling all around as she hammers home her connection but taking time to rock back and forth and side to side to make sure she is as deep as she can go... Then comes 9 o'clock!

9 o'clock she tosses her hair to the side, licks her lips and drags her fingers through her hair to move it out of her eyes before she remembers she is putting on a show for me and moves back into the 12 o'clock position... She will continue to bang him like a broken screen door in a wind-storm... Placing one foot on his back near his shoulders, never slowing her pace and the guys moans only stop when he is gulping for air.....

Maybe it will be a 3 way.. Two top lady-boys and one bottom guy... No! One Top guy! And I will make a deal with the lady-boys that they will get 800 baht each if they can persuade the top guy into letting them top him!

Hey! I think I am feeling some anticipation for my return to Thailand! And all it took was my desire to check under the hood of a lady-boy! :3some:

December 6th, 2006, 10:24
:flower: Bucky, too bad the magic of Thailand is gone for you. Next time you are in Pattaya, look up Nancy. I donтАЩt know her but saw her picture on the web. Here is a link: www.ladyboy-crush.com/ladyboy/nancy.html (http://www.ladyboy-crush.com/ladyboy/nancy.html) Perhaps she would be interested in making your fantasy come true?

December 6th, 2006, 16:27
I never get jaded or bored with LOS. Can`t wait to get back for trip 29
( yes i count them lol)

It aint all about sex buck!

Up2U
December 6th, 2006, 20:29
:flower: Bucky, too bad the magic of Thailand is gone for you. Next time you are in Pattaya, look up Nancy. I donтАЩt know her but saw her picture on the web. Here is a link: www.ladyboy-crush.com/ladyboy/nancy.html (http://www.ladyboy-crush.com/ladyboy/nancy.html) Perhaps she would be interested in making your fantasy come true?

Oh Yes, Nancy quite a lb!

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More of Nancy and other Thai lb's at AsianTS.com

December 6th, 2006, 20:39
I had no idea they looked like THAT, now I want 1 too!!!

December 7th, 2006, 21:42
That's right. Now I've changed my mind again.

December 8th, 2006, 01:14
I have to agree with jaafarabutarab
I never understand the ladyboy fascination. Either you want a guy or you want a girl. The only Hybrid I might want is made by Toyota LOL.
Sometimes I wonder if the guys that like Ladyboys are not yet comfortable with their homosexuality and need the female image to justify having sex with someone that has a penis hehe

December 9th, 2006, 15:36
Sexuality is fluid (yes it is a pun), At 15 I was Hetero and at 18 was BC at 24 was Bi and at 30 was GAY. 35 I was still gay but thinking about having kids and really wanting them. 36 I could not care less as long as I was getting some ,38 and I want the lot. Thing is, labels mean nothing. For BKN to say he wants a lady boy, good! Me I want a wife and family and a male lover on the side. And I never want to talk to the wife! :cheers:

Lunchtime O'Booze
December 9th, 2006, 15:43
have you want to actually give birth yet ?? why don't you want to talk to the wife ?

December 9th, 2006, 16:26
Sorry, BC :-Bi curious. And as far as talking to women well, I just have yet to meet one worth talking to! As for giving birth that is not an option.I dont have a womb but ,I would love to hold my newborn child in my hands !

Lunchtime O'Booze
December 9th, 2006, 16:36
got it !!

ya gotta get out a more though at 38 !! ha ha and meet a few dames. Maybe you should get a Thai wife . Not so sure I want hold a baby though..messy little things. :geek: Actually I've got 2 gay friends who have married for the specific reason of having an heir to leave their money to rather than coming out of the closet later. Seems to be an arrangement that works pretty well if you can find the right lady.

December 9th, 2006, 16:52
See that is the problem, why would you waste time on a money hungry Thai wife that you can import back to Aus when you can spend your time on a money hungry Thai guy who is happy just to see you. Perhaps I can find a guy with a sister,but then , they own you! It is all fun!

Lunchtime O'Booze
December 9th, 2006, 18:38
the right lady !!!!

they've been doing it throughout history especially in the upper classes. Actually if you are from Australia one of the friends I'm referring to happens to be one who made a fortune as a drag queen and put it all into property and found a lady to produce a son. Can't imagine what the boy thinks when he looks at his dad's old publicity photos.

December 10th, 2006, 15:24
Thai (Male) (Slanging) :angryfire: one-word (opinion) referring to the 'Thai wife' (Or farang bf.):

Naow: (Rising tone) = (Feel) Cold.

If a boy ever yells this word at you: Distinct, long-and-drawn-out: Naaaooowww! , it means you are acting like a Thai wife: bossy, bitchy, nagging, possessive, selfish, cold!
One night (That years.) bf was trying on the possessive ("You look-look other boy.") bit on me. I looked at him and sweetly let loose with a, "Naaaooowww!" that could curdle papaya salad. Num laughed so hard he had to run for the horng nam!

It makes me wonder if, at least; some married young men, work as go-go\rent boys a-few-nights-a- week as much to escape (A night out with the boys--In every sense.) as to make a little on the side.
Now, someone will ask, "When did they move it!" (Too the side.)

paulg
December 30th, 2006, 04:25
Sexuality is fluid (yes it is a pun), At 15 I was Hetero and at 18 was BC at 24 was Bi and at 30 was GAY. 35 I was still gay but thinking about having kids and really wanting them. 36 I could not care less as long as I was getting some ,38 and I want the lot. Thing is, labels mean nothing. For BKN to say he wants a lady boy, good! Me I want a wife and family and a male lover on the side. And I never want to talk to the wife! :cheers:

So VBBB ,bad boy billy,mrsydney and all his other troll names has reappeared.

What happened to the chicken dancing, about owning all Montys properties, about not being a wooly moof but having sex with boys as the only reason for coming to LOS?

December 30th, 2006, 09:42
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bigben
December 30th, 2006, 11:01
Some of you guys amaze me daily.

Let me get this straightтАжтАж

If I like having sex with boys I must be gay?

If I like having sex with ladies I must be a breeder?

And this one tops them allтАж.If I like having sex with

Ladyboys I must be having difficulty with my sexuality?

Oh dear Jesus !!!

What a bunch of horseshit.

What happened to just having sex with friends that are desirable?

Most of the time I agree I will prefer boys but I never ever limit my options.

Some of you guys need to start thinking outside the box a little more and realize that

labels are for those who have been wearing rose colored glasses to long.

Open your minds and learn to enjoy this lovely life we have.

Labels are for losers. Try going with the flow of life.

Dboy
December 30th, 2006, 11:10
Labels are for losers. Try going with the flow of life.

absolutely right! Good post.

December 30th, 2006, 12:36
John Botting wrote:
тАЬI also don't get this ladyboy thing. I am homosexual. I like men. Why go with a lady who has a dick?
I understand, each to their own and all that. But I have str8 friends that think because I am gay I am interested in LB's. I always say, no, I am gay, that means I like men. But it doesn't seem to register.
LB's are for those who can't or won't accept their sexuality IMO.тАЭ

IMO, John, you are not being very tolerant. I believe calling ladyboy lovers, men who canтАЩt or wonтАЩt accept their sexuality, is just unbelievable. Like Phil said, human sexuality is fluid. Our likes and dislikes change with time and experience. A label like тАЬhomosexualтАЭ meaning that you only like men is pretty old-fashioned. Loosen up. Do as the Thai boys do and тАЬgo with the flow.тАЭ Right on Bigben and Dboy

January 2nd, 2007, 09:52
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Bob
January 3rd, 2007, 05:14
I don't personally prefer ladyboys either, JB, but I don't agree with your statement as it reads for a couple of reasons. First, your definition of "gay" obviously doesn't match others' views of that word. Second, you probably don't have a clue about how ladyboy lovers feel about themselves (and I really doubt if you've asked many of them if they feel "gay").

I certainly prefer gay "men" versus the effeminate, limp-wristed, trannies, or cross-dressers; however, while that's my preference, I wouldn't suggest I'm any less or more "gay" than them (or that I'm a more comfortable gay person or man than them - whatever the heck that means).

dab69
January 3rd, 2007, 10:31
Maybe it will be a 3 way.. Two top lady-boys and one bottom guy...


1. TMI

2. Never woulda guessed there are "top" ladyboys

dab69
January 3rd, 2007, 10:31
Maybe it will be a 3 way.. Two top lady-boys and one bottom guy...


1. TMI

2. Never woulda guessed there are "top" ladyboys

January 3rd, 2007, 10:38
John Botting wrote:
тАЬI also don't get this ladyboy thing. I am homosexual. I like men. Why go with a lady who has a dick?
I understand, each to their own and all that. But I have str8 friends that think because I am gay I am interested in LB's. I always say, no, I am gay, that means I like men. But it doesn't seem to register.
LB's are for those who can't or won't accept their sexuality IMO.тАЭ

IMO, John, you are not being very tolerant. I believe calling ladyboy lovers, men who canтАЩt or wonтАЩt accept their sexuality, is just unbelievable. Like Phil said, human sexuality is fluid. Our likes and dislikes change with time and experience. A label like тАЬhomosexualтАЭ meaning that you only like men is pretty old-fashioned. Loosen up. Do as the Thai boys do and тАЬgo with the flow.тАЭ Right on Bigben and Dboy

Full Support To Monkey...TOTALLY AGREEABLE. :bounce:

Dboy
January 3rd, 2007, 10:55
Botting - ladyboys are for people who like ladyboys. Thats all. Maybe ladyboys are for those who are not uncomfortable with boobies? Whats the difference?

Dboy

Dodger
January 3rd, 2007, 15:34
You mean I'm not gay after all!!!!!!!!!!!

After spending nearly five years sucking on a ladyboys cock (Boy Special) prior to our sexual intercourse, I thought for sure that I was gay.

Maybe I'm not...!?@*?!*#!

But then again, there's times when I've enjoyed being with a regular boy...you know the ones who don't wear makeup and sparkely belts. So what does that make me?

I guess maybe I'm only half gay.

But if I'm only half gay, why am I only compelled to have sex with guys? I mean, wouldn't I be attracted to women half of the time?

Oh well...there I go confusing myself again. And all this time I believed that I enjoyed Ladyboys because they were so good (natural) on the "bottom."

On a more serious note...

I believe there are as many variations in our sexual orientations as there are stars in the sky, regardless if you classify yourself as Gay or Str8. Having said that, I guess I gravitate towards the feminine ladyboy types because of my own sexual orientation...call it what you will. I just love it when my cute femine friend exposes HIS true sexual preference, with his tight little buns pooched up in the air waiting to be entered...ummm...so good!

So enjoy it guys, while you can. Regardless of how you classify yourselves, make love like there's no tomorrow...because there may not be.

mai pen rai

January 3rd, 2007, 16:48
Never woulda guessed there are "top" ladyboys

Neither would I!... Once.
Just wait till some nelly-little-thing (I brought him to my room because felt sorry for him: he'd just given me a tale of woe made up of every water-buffalo-story known to Thai, plus a couple of his originals!) tries to hoist your legs up onto his narrow shoulders--And you laugh so damn hard ... (s)he almost makes it!
(Little did (s)he know: 'it's easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle!...' And this needle just might turn the tables--And did.)

January 4th, 2007, 08:23
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Bob
January 4th, 2007, 11:08
Probably best not to jump in that minefield again, John. While I have no problem at all as to your personal preferences (hell, probably the same as mine!), your new post seems to indicate that you never understood why others disagreed with your comments in the first place.

Come on.....your comments apply to ladyboys but not to fem boys? While I still fundamentally disagree with your premise (for the same reasons I said before), we might have a little more fun here with this topic if you could just tell us exactly when does a "fem boy" become a "ladyboy." I mean, what accessory (stockings, a handbag, a boa?) or what makeup (rouge, eyeliner?) makes one of them turn the corner so they are no longer comfortable being gay? Maybe they are comfortable being gay just before the implants go in but not after? Inquiring minds just gotta know this kind of stuff! :cyclopsani:

Now I'll probably get in trouble for this but, what the hell, your comments remind me of a somewhat related joke. A guy went to a sex-change doctor because he felt he was a woman trapped in a man's body. The doctor told him that it was a very serious operation, that one part of it was extremely painful, and that nobody should undertake such an ordeal without being 100% sure. The doctor insisted the guy consult with somebody who had the operation first so the doctor escorted him into another room. When he entered, the guy sees an absolutely gorgeous blonde and the conversation begins:
Guy: Wow, you used to be a guy?
Blonde: Yes.
Guy: Damn, this doctor is really good, I can't wait to get this done.
Blonde: I trust the doctor explained to you that there are two parts to the operation and one of them is really painful.
Guy: Yes, he said something about that. I suppose the painful part is when they cut off your balls?
Blonde: No, that's not so bad. The painful part is when they bore that hole in your head and take out half your brain.

Dodger
January 4th, 2007, 16:11
John,

I sometimes have the same confusion as to why some guys would prefer trannys, but I guess it's all a matter of sexual preference.

I always enjoy watching the new boys come to town and go through their transition. They either remain str8 looking, start wearing a little makeup and walking with those camp motions (ladyboy), or go full bore and get a pair of tits and a sex change operation. In any case, they all seem to be searching to find and experience their own sexual identity, which is exactly what us farangs do as well.


mai pen rai