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llz
November 27th, 2006, 03:41
I just come back from Pattaya and as some of you know, one way to treat PPD (Post-Pattaya depression) is to write and to write and to write again about your last trip. Here are my impressions about some places I visited in Pattaya (mostly in Sunee I have to say)...
I am neither an hypocrite nor a fussy guy so I prefer to write frankly ... nevertheless I would understand the moderators if they chose to delete some disturbing parts of this modest report.
More in my blog....

Dream Boy
In Pattayaland : the percentage of real boys seems higher in this bar and some are on the cute side but not all. For me the best bar in the soi.
Star Boys
This bar is on the wrong side of Pattaya 2 if you are in Boystown but they always have a staff of young and friendly guys, and no one hassles you for offing or for drinking, which I like.
Other Pattayaland bars
I went to Handy Boys, West Wild Boys, Gacuya, Sawatdee, Four Seasons and Gentleman. I was surprised to find very few farangs when I went there (they were generally outnumbered by asian customers except in Gentleman). Also the prices for drinks vary from one place to another, West Wild Boys being the most expensive and this not being justified by the cuteness of the boys on display, at least for my eyes.
Kaos
The 10pm "show" in Kaos is exactly like many described it : dozens of boys, some quite young, taking off their underwears and dancing in the buff ... the bar is jam packed (reading the gay forums you would think that no one goes there ...), and it would be tempting to think with one's scrotch and act as if there was no law and no limit ... The boys are beautiful and even if most hide their treasure with their hand, seeing nude young bodies more or less dancing is very pleasing to the eye and somewhere else too....
You would had to be blind to forget what is behind this show ; especially, many boys if not most are probably high on illicit drugs : too excited, too keen on showing off their nude body, too friendly with the audience.... But I will not be an hypocrite and I can only say I like to go sometimes to this kind of place (and I am obviously far from being alone ...).
Krazy Dragon
Krazy Dragon which seemed much tamer in comparison ... A Khorat boy whom I had chatted with last week (incredibly cute face but very shy attitude) had already gone back home and many boys seemed to be busy with farangs. Another great place to go in Pattaya but better to go early when all the boys are still there.
K Boys
Another crazy place where every hour or so, four boys dance in the buff on one of the cubicles situated at the corners of the main scene. The age average here is about the same as in Kaos but there is not much discipline.
The atmosphere in this bar is still more scary than in the other one with some boys seeming to be very far away and some other overexcited. OK for eye candy but nothing more ! And definitely too many ladyboys.
Holiday 2
By far the the sleaziest gogo-bar in Pattaya ... as soon as you enter, a boy will come and sit with you, and will not oppose at all if you want to kiss him, or much more. In the same time, three or four other boys sit on the stage with their dick out and working it. Boys are rather old by Sunee Plaza standards and not too cute but you would not come here for eye candy but for action ...
Clubber
Nice place with a good atmosphere and mostly nice boys on stage. The staff is very welcoming.
Euroboys
Beware not walking on the boy's feet when going to your seat ! Many ladyboys once again but some beautiful male lads among them. Beware ID cards.
...(censured)... Bar
The place in the middle of Sunee that no one even dares to name . I went inside (doormen are very agressive and efficient here !) but was not impressed excepted by the sadness of the place. There is a gloomy streetside bar next door where some nasty action seems to take place between old (and I mean : old) farangs and young (and I mean : young) street lads. I am not fussy but this was really too much ...
Y2K Gogo Bar
I went there because of a doorman only to find a bunch of very ordinary boys and almost no customers at all. Sorry for the owner who seems to be very proud of his selection ...
Isan-Boys
Having developped special relations with one of the boys, I went quite often in this beer-bar (for chatting, cuddling and offing). Except for two of them, the lads seem to change very often, but were invariably young and cute. The (thai) owner could do well too....
Mic's My Boy Bar
This is the beer bar between K-Boys and Forest House. I have to say I do not understand how this bar works ... they always have cute boys sitting in front of it, working hard to call you for having a drink. Nevertheless I hardly saw any customer there. A boy explained me that most customers come very late in the evening, as the places turns into a karaoke and closes very late. ... The bar has some discrete corners where it would be easy to strike up a thorough acquaintance with any boy you would fancy about.
Threezone
This is a special place for me as I met my boyfriend there ... They are now specialising into ladyboys (easier to manage, said the owner) but this beer-bar remains a welcoming easygoing place with an unobstructed view over the Kaos entry ... and doormen !
Red Dragon (Day & Night)
Has recently been turned into a gogobar but they are in fact both a beer bar outside and a gogobar inside. Nothing to write home about but a nice all-red decor.
Royal House Message Place
I generally do not like to go in massage places probably because I only had ordinary experiences with the massage boys I have met until now. The massage that a Nakhon Phanom young lad gave (err.. sold...) me was definitely the best one I ever had in Thailand at least for the "special" part of it. Promising myself to give more time to this kind of entertainment next time I go to Thailand ... Royal House is somewhat hidden behind Day and Night Plaza on Soi 3.

Smiles
November 27th, 2006, 05:09
Thanks llz, nice reviews (and so many!!)

Everyone should check out llz's Blog, it's really really good. Nicely laid out, refreshing, and I'm sure takes a good deal of thought & effort. Archived writings since 2004: ( http://www.llz.blogspot.com/ )

Cheers ...

Dodger
November 27th, 2006, 06:25
Thanks Liz,

Having just returned from the dusty sois myself it was nice to hear someone elses perspective of the bars.

Which would be your #1 PICK?

November 27th, 2006, 11:46
Was in Pattaya last week. For my money, my favorite bar was Kaos. Me and my friend could sit in there for hours drooling. The place was packed both nights i was there and it was a very fun atmosphere. The boys seemed to be having a lot of fun.

Crazy Dragon would be my second choice. Lots of very good looking boys, but as stated earlier, get there early.

Most of the bars in Boystown I thought were rather boring, if you ask me. The boys there just seem to be going through the motions and look as though they would rather be anywhere but there.

llz
November 27th, 2006, 12:19
Thank you for your nice words ... I too like Kaos but I would choose a beer bar over any gogobar : more intimate, more easygoing; easier to make friends with other farangs ... I liked especially Mic My Boy and Threezone and Boy Isaan

Dodger
November 28th, 2006, 04:04
Liz...just visited your Blog for the first time...Great Layout, and I'll be visiting more.

I also prefer the beer bars to the gogo's for the same reasons. Three Zone was always on my stop, as this is where my late friend Nu worked.

TrongpaiExpat
November 28th, 2006, 17:47
llz: Nice that you took the time to compose these reviews. I like reading them and I am sure they come in handy to many.

I came across a similar bar review in Thai Visa. It's a little dated but the poster, IMHO, gave good descriptions of the first two Bangkok bars. He then got less descriptive as he listed others and went on to Chaing Mai and Pattaya.
www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=29240 (http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=29240)

Also this one with photos: thailiciousboys.blogspot.com/ (http://thailiciousboys.blogspot.com/)

Dodger
November 28th, 2006, 18:24
Trongpai...

Thanks for the links. I think I'll bounce back and surf "CuteAsianBoys" a bit longer.

Smiles
November 28th, 2006, 20:40
" ... Also this one with photos: thailiciousboys.blogspot.com/ (http://thailiciousboys.blogspot.com/) ... "
. . . . and to please those who go apoplectic over the mere mention of Niddy's Nook, here's a nice review from the above-mentioned Blog:


" ... On our return from our previous visit to Thailand June 06, we used Niddy's Nook ( http://www.niddysnook.com ) online shop to purchase a cash gift to send to 4 of our favourite boys. Chris done a great job here in distributing the cash to the boys, having to return to one venue on three occasions. Because of this, we decided to visit Niddy's Nook on our next trip to see what it was all about.
We walked in & introduced ourselves to Chris & Niddy, who we did not know us from adam, and thanked them for distributing the cash we bought from there online store. We ordered drinks & food and Chris sat down with us and we chatted away merrily, until our food arrived. The food is really good, well presented and at reasonable prices. The waiters are fantastic guys, Honest, Genuine, and a bundle of fun, once you get to know them. I actually spent a lot of time with one of the Waiters, but that's another story, that I may tell you about some other time. Our meals arrived that we ate and thoroughly enjoyed. Chris then came down and joined us again and we continued to chat away for at least another hour. Chris has obviously got a mind full of useful information when it comes to Thailand & he shared some of this with us. We got chatting about Sunee Plazza as we had not been to this area before & Chris asked if we would like guided tour. We jumped at the chance and off we toddled down to Sunee Plazza where Chris gave a guided tour, then left us to our own devices. This was the beginning of a friendship that was to develop throughout our two week stay, that I'm sure will now last a lifetime. We visited Niddy's Nook daily throughout our stay, it became our refuge. It was almost like our own Tourist Information Centre & Police Station all rolled into one. I say a police station, because on one evening Becky & I both went off and did our own thing, having to meet boys from different bars & areas, but had arranged to meet back up at a certain time in Hollywood Disco. We were not to know, but Hollywood had a fire that evening so we were unable to meet up. As you can imagine I started to panic a little, and was concerned for Becky, although I knew she was in safe hands. But still I needed to find her, so I went straight to Niddy's Nook. She was not there, but Niddy, bless him, pointed me in the right direction, telling me that she was at JJ Nightclub. This was just one of the many occasions that Niddy's Nook proved to be invaluable to us, and a lot more than just a Cafe/Bar. Anyway, Becky was safe & sound, and we had re-grouped, Becky with her Boy, and myself with my 3 boys from Wild West, all went off to Excyte Night Club, and what a fantastic night we had. Chris also introduced to his friends, as & when they came into the Bar, who then became our friends. This led to some great nights out with them. Hello Brian & Daniel, thanks for the memories. Our whole holiday was just falling into place, you could not have scripted it better, and this was all due to visiting Niddy's Nook. I can highly recommend Niddy's Nook, and well worth a visit. Perhaps like us you, may end up getting a lot more than you bargained for.One of the rare places that you walk in as strangers & out as friends ... "

Cheers ... :bom:

Wesley
November 29th, 2006, 09:49
There is not enough money to buy the memories I have of Excyte night club. It in my opinion is one of the great positives of Pattaya. The boys the show the drinks make for a long evening but surely a great one!

Wesley

orson
November 29th, 2006, 21:26
which of these bars have muscle men? (not boys).

Geezer
November 29th, 2006, 21:41
Paeh works at Dream Boys, and has a complexion any Thai girl would kill for. No hair under his arms, not even on his lower legs. He has a wonderful attitude, and dissolves in embarrassment when I admire his body. Believe it or not itтАЩs all natural, he doesnтАЩt even go to a gym; I know, lifeтАЩs not fair.

PaehтАЩs off fee is already paid for Dec. 3 - 5, (Kanchanaburi here we come!) but you should find him other nights if you arrive early.




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TrongpaiExpat
November 29th, 2006, 22:44
PaehтАЩs off fee is already paid for Dec. 3 - 5, (Kanchanaburi here we come!) but you should find him other nights if you arrive early.


So, By Dec 6 we should expect a trip report on Kanchanaburi?

November 29th, 2006, 22:51
which of these bars have muscle men? (not boys).

None. As anyone will tell you, Pattaya is almost exclusively the realm of boy lovers.

Geezer
November 29th, 2006, 22:53
I find composing posts to be a laborious task, but I promise to post a link to some photos.

Smiles
November 29th, 2006, 22:59
" ... No hair under his arms, not even on his lower legs. He has a wonderful attitude, and dissolves in embarrassment when I admire his body. Believe it or not itтАЩs all natural, he doesnтАЩt even go to a gym; I know, lifeтАЩs not fair ... "
Are you sure about the armpit hair? This looks like a shave job in that area.

Also, those abs! As gorgeous as they are I'm sceptical that they can be created with such perfect definition without some gym work. But then, perhaps he's doing 1000 or so situps on your .... ? Day in and night out! Could that be the answer?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/sawatdeephotos/Images/6pack.jpg

Cheers ...

Geezer
November 29th, 2006, 23:20
I did wonder about the pits, but I can guarantee the legs.

Smiles
November 30th, 2006, 04:23
I did wonder about the pits, but I can guarantee the legs.
... and the Sit Up scenario? Does that hold water?

For myself, I rather like a few sprigs of darkling hair on the lower legs (not above the knees though .... ruins everything. Rice Queens are so demanding!!)

Cheers ...

Geezer
November 30th, 2006, 08:53
тАЬ... and the Sit Up scenario?тАЭ

Now I didnтАЩt say he doesnтАЩt exercise, just that he doesnтАЩt go to the gym. (Well, I guess I did say it was all natural.) I asked because I was going to offer to pay his gym fee, but he didnтАЩt care for that.

He does sit ups, and exercises with dumb-bells at the bar. That is more difficult now that two of our posters have returned to Canada.

Smiles
December 1st, 2006, 00:18
тАЬ... (He) exercises with dumb-bells at the bar. That is more difficult now that two of our posters have returned to Canada ... "
:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Saved for the Yuk Yuks :headbang:

Cheers ...