New things happening in Jontiem Complex

[Monty-old]

Curtains Restaurant is well under way and will be open Soon ,The Dance Club next Door to Bondi will open very soon.
FLAMBOYANT is Opening in the next week ,
As from November 1st Monty's Enchanted Hut is OPENING the Hut For the Famous Full Monty Breakfast .
Open At 9a.m. Till 4 p.m.
Bacon, eggs, tomatoes, beaked beans, toast, butter, marmalade, Tea Or coffee, and juice.
ALL FOR 99 bht .
And the chat is free. I will be there to look after your every Need.

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Great news about breakfast! I've heard so much about it from the B&B crowd, that I've been waiting for it to appear in Jomtien Complex to try it.

I love your steak dinners. I don't know where/how you find such tender meat, but when I order it rare, it's done to perfection and not a bit gristly or chewy.

Is there an intermission between breakfast hours and dinner hours? i.e. Does dinner still start at 6 p.m.?

Now Monty knows where to find the choicest most tender beef. In short Monty knows his BEEF. :drunken:

Monty wrote :


I will be there to look after your every Need.

My needs are big Monty , i wonder if you can help ! I am in Pattaya 7 Feb.

[jinks]

The Famous Full Monty Breakfast .
Open At 9a.m. Till 4 p.m.
Bacon, eggs, tomatoes, beaked beans, toast, butter, marmalade, Tea Or coffee, and juice.
ALL FOR 99 bht .
And the chat is free. I will be there to look after your every Need.

Table for 1 - Dec 10th 12'ish please.

[jinks]

And Monty.... don't forget the free drink that I won several months ago.

[Monty-old]

Yes every one that makes them self know to me , from the forum, will get all the free tea or coffee they want.with breakfast.
And Jinks I have not forgotten your free drink. Water was It.
Breakfast is from 9 ish till 4 p.m.
Dinner from 6 p.m.
Dinner show starts after 8 p.m.
Late Show from 10 p.m till execution.

Those steaks are so fresh.. they still have the marks where the jockey was hitting 'em.

[Monty-old]

I was a Jockey , and a good horse trainer, in my youth.
But I am sorry to say .
That Monty's Breakfast At Jomtien Complex is delayed a few days due to staffing problems.
I will let you know ,, But you can still come to Monty's B&B for breakfast.
And a chat.

[jinks]

delayed a few days
Now then to translate the above in TIT terms ???? 2 weeks ???

You have 6 weeks before I arrive to get it right, please.... !

Late Show from 10 p.m till execution.

OMG! ...who gets executed? :idea:
Becoming the tender steak for the next day perhaps?

(only yoking Monty!) :blackeye:

I had a wonderful meal there 3 weeks ago - steak was fabulous.

[TrongpaiExpat]

Late Show from 10 p.m till execution.

OMG! ...who gets executed? :idea:
Becoming the tender steak for the next day perhaps?

(only yoking Monty!) :blackeye:

Soylent Green!

Late Show from 10 p.m till execution.

OMG! ...who gets executed? :idea:
Becoming the tender steak for the next day perhaps?

(only yoking Monty!) :blackeye:

Soylent Green!

...or Sweeney Todd perhaps?

Mmmm... maybe I should STOP this now or next time I visit The Hut the victim may be....

ME :albino: :idea: :albino:

Hey Monty im amazed that the sad stupid old" Boy-Queen-eus" hasnt picked you up for your spelling of Jomtien ( you said Jontien ) yet. He must be getting his 1 hour sleep,as he spends the other23 hrs looking on this forum moaning about everybody else.

Nice try, Donny/SingLoftySing/SexyWhateverSexy/JollyJackTar, but I have no beef with Monty. He's not a Hydra cunt like you are.

Has the new bar next to Bondi opened yet?