Why I love Islam

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This latest trend to dispense with the eye grill is so vulgar. It removes the mystery and innocents ,turning perfectly normal buggers into potential breeders.

What I always ask is "are you sure that's a woman behind all that?"

What I always ask is "are you sure that's a woman behind all that?"

Right on. What appears to be breasts covered in flowing robes could well be sticks of dynamite !!!

What I always ask is "are you sure that's a woman behind all that?"

Right on. What appears to be breasts covered in flowing robes could well be sticks of dynamite !!!

One stick, anyway.

Halloween is coming, girls. I think I'll go as a muslim drag queen.

I think I'll go as a muslim drag queen.

Maybe then you'll get a date.

I think I'll go as a muslim drag queen.

Maybe then you'll get a date.

As in: "The Arabs sat under a palm tree...eating their dates"?

I've seen a pudding referred to as a Sticky Date Pudding - it always sounds ever so slightly obscene

I love a warm sticky date pudding with hot custard, just like boarding school. Arabs dont eat their dates they savour them, nibbling the skin off first, then lick the sweet flesh until there is nothing left but a hard stone. Though they generally prefer the ones that are hard already. Me too, a nice tough bite too them.

[Aunty]

I love a warm sticky date pudding with hot custard, just like boarding school. Arabs dont eat their dates they savour them, nibbling the skin off first, then lick the sweet flesh until there is nothing left but a hard stone. Though they generally prefer the ones that are hard already. Me too, a nice tough bite too them.

Sounds perfectly indecent to me. I like it!

Of course I was rather hoping a warm sticky date pudding with hot custard was a euphemism for a hot date with a delicious Arab boy.