Life-coaching Thailand

Should anyone feel the need to be ripped off (further) I am available for life-coaching. Just send me a pretty boy in a plain brown envelope, and the accumulated wit and wisdom of The Colonel, written on the back of a very tasteful 8-baht postage stamp, is yours for the asking

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine ... 38,00.html (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,,1691338,00.html)

Here's your free sample:
1 Never, ever take anyone (especially yourself) seriously. This will make you deeply unpopular with people who do take themselves seriously and result in a double-digit Smut score, but
2 Relying on the good opinion of others will make you unhappy (Second Noble Truth of The Buddha)

I'm sorry to have to say that I'm not at my personal best. A protracted campaign by my enemies meant that my score some days ago was at Applause 5. Fortunately my friends have come to my rescue and are trying to give me back my sense of self-worth. The Smut score stands at 8. Keep it up people - it's double-digit Smut I'm after here. Can we make it to 69?

[catawampuscat]

seems kind of wimpy to have a positive karma as one would need a brown tongue and take great care not to offend anyone for any reason...Boring...
But there are extremes in bad taste, boorish behavior and pure evil venom that should not be smited but banned.. Several hundred smites should be enough, especially when any sane person has the scum on ignore but to each his own..
I will not smite you homintern,but will give you an applaud for each new Hedda thread you start...That should curb your obsession a bit....

...seems kind of wimpy to have a positive karma as one would need a brown tongue and take great care not to offend anyone for any reason....

Don't worry, catty, no one would ever accuse you of that.