October 15th, 2006, 13:55
No, not about GC.
I just read in the local society column (I live in a very small town.) where, on this coming January 31st, a woman named Bonny Short was marrying a man named Ronald Dick: 'Short-Dick Union On New Years Eve,' was the headline. (I imagine someone was made redundant for--Before some old bitch mentions it, I must say it would be suitable for at least half my many gin-soaked New Years, Eve marriages...and not my half.)
This caused me to wonder: What happens when someone with a hyphenated name, like Plonker-Dunce, marries someone with a hymenated name, like Parkyer-Bowels? Are any resulting issue (Brats, Pearl.) stuck with, Plonker-Dunce-Parkyer-Bowels? Dunce-Bowels? Parkyer-Plonker?
This topic proved quit the ice-breaker at St. Peter's recent Taffy Pull.
The turnout for the party, by the way, was thrice that expected--Which maybe had something to do with Vicar going on the air and announcing, "Butter your fingers, everyone! This Saturday, there will be a peter-pulling party at Saint Taffy's...."
I just read in the local society column (I live in a very small town.) where, on this coming January 31st, a woman named Bonny Short was marrying a man named Ronald Dick: 'Short-Dick Union On New Years Eve,' was the headline. (I imagine someone was made redundant for--Before some old bitch mentions it, I must say it would be suitable for at least half my many gin-soaked New Years, Eve marriages...and not my half.)
This caused me to wonder: What happens when someone with a hyphenated name, like Plonker-Dunce, marries someone with a hymenated name, like Parkyer-Bowels? Are any resulting issue (Brats, Pearl.) stuck with, Plonker-Dunce-Parkyer-Bowels? Dunce-Bowels? Parkyer-Plonker?
This topic proved quit the ice-breaker at St. Peter's recent Taffy Pull.
The turnout for the party, by the way, was thrice that expected--Which maybe had something to do with Vicar going on the air and announcing, "Butter your fingers, everyone! This Saturday, there will be a peter-pulling party at Saint Taffy's...."