wipe dat butt!!

i USED TO put bs fingers in my mouth at times whilst being occupied with them.

Now since i tried using the water washer attached to the toilet instead of paper, this is something i will never do again.
No matter how much soap i seemed to use there was still an odour whenever i would bring my hand near my nose.

No wonder at times you get a dodgy stomach at some thai food vendors, although yes this could just be you not being use to the food??

Do they use toilet paper if it is there, when i witnessed this were a choice of both was available, the water wash was still favoured

what do you think..........

Oh my dear! What a simply dreadful topic, just reading it made me lose my appetite faster than a picture of Pearl on my fridge door! Speaking of Pearl though, it must be pointed out that she can't reach around that far with paper so she has to use that "drinking fountain" thingie.

In Thailand the squat toilet is the norm except in hotels and guesthouses geared towards foreigners. If you have never used one before it may take a bit of getting used to. Contrary to what some people seem to think, these are flushing toilets. They are flushed in the same way as western toilets, i.e. by dropping water through the hole. The difference from Western-style toilets being, you must scoop water with a bowl from a nearby reservoir and drop water through yourself, rather than release water from a tank using a lever. You can chuck water all over the place in a Thai toilet, so when you are finished it is a good idea to rinse the floor of any sand or mud you may have brought in on your feet. Thai people do not normally use toilet paper, prefering to rinse themselves thoroughly with soap and water. If you absolutely must use paper donтАЩt drop it down the toilet. Place it in the bin provided. If there is no bin provided, find another facility. Plumbing in Thailand simply isnтАЩt designed to handle paper, and in most places you will cause a great deal of inconvenience if you drop anything other than your natural waste through the toilet.

Frankly, I still can't get the hang of squat toilets although I do prefer to use both TP and the toilet hose to clean myself. I noticed a number of Thai guys preferred to use both.

Pete

that Thanpuying Sanitree person would contribute her two pennies worth to this thread..at least I have the good taste to know when to keep my mouth shut.

All I can say is if one were to consider purchasing one of the fab condos in the glorious new
Ocean 1 Tower complex that is to arise in Jomtien Beach the bathrooms will be so luxurious that one would never have this problem..Sir Elton knows it.

I have the good taste to know when to keep my mouth shut.

Seems to me your airport open all the time ! :clown:

[Aunty]

I have the good taste to know when to keep my mouth shut.

Seems to me your airport open all the time ! :clown:

Well certainly her legs are!

Actually when it comes to pleasuring men, the women's certainly learnt a thing or two!

Strange topic, but I really can't get used to not having the little hose attachment next to the toilet. For someone of my size, doing a hand stand in the shower is not such a good idea.

What a question, who on earth likes to rub crap all over their arse with toilet paper, or live next door to Sir Elton, or is that one and the same thing?

you have just been scrubbed off the invitation list and replaced by Fergie. :idea:

you have just been scrubbed off the invitation list and replaced by Fergie. :idea:

Pearls little empire opened wide for public scrutiny. Seems she wont stop at just ocean 1 towers.

Heaven Spa
10/F Pearl Oriental Tower, 225 Nathan Rd (on the Bowring St side), Jordan, Kowloon, 2736-7711, FAX 2736-8777, email. Men's Beauty Massage.

[Smiles]

" ... Frankly, I still can't get the hang of squat toilets although I do prefer to use both TP and the toilet hose to clean myself. I noticed a number of Thai guys preferred to use both. Pete ... "
What's to "get"? Squat toilets work for Thais because they know how to squat! Westerners don't ... or at least squatting for them is difficult and learned far too late in the game.
"Squatting" is a physical posture of repose common in almost all Asian countries & cultures. They do it all time and thus the squat over a toilet hole is pretty well second nature.

Cheers ...

[TrongpaiExpat]

I recently discovered that my BF does not squat on the hong nam anymore. He sits now, reads the news paper and uses toilet paper. I asked him why? He said he is not a Issan counrty boy anymore and has moved up to Bangkok middle class. Next, I expect he will tell me his kee does not stink.

"Squatting" is a physical posture of repose common in almost all Asian countries & cultures.

But I suspect farangs would know squatting posture better, becasue farangs know how to sit on their boyfriends' cock better than Asians ?.

I squat all the time, it's a jungle thing, except not on the WC, it's uncomfortable and precarious. Though here in HK China they do and the toilets are not even drop ones, more hit than miss, the stench is unbeatable.

Oh my dear! What a simply dreadful topic, just reading it made me lose my appetite faster than a picture of Pearl on my fridge door!

Are you on the Pearl Diet too?
The Pearl Diet:
Take a look at Pearl's picture before each meal for loss of appetite.
Look at the pic after each meal to enduce...bulimia.

The first squat toilet I came across was in Geneva.
There were handle grips--Which were only good up to...a point.
Maybe slalom skiing prepares them for it?
But, with all that cheese, squats still don't seem like a very good idea.

Uncle just received one of those geriatric ad-packs--A bunch of postals that advertise, Viagra, hair transplants, wheel chairs, hearing aids, hip replacement clinics, nursing and retirement homes...cemetary plots and the (Your Last Smoke) Cremation Society. There was a bidet-toilet-seat on offer. It lifts & seperates, washes--But no fluff dry. At his age; beyond Viagra, everything's soft and fluffy anyway.


An Ode to My Commode
Hail to thee, bidet;
Equipped with froth and spray.
Bowl on which I sit,
after sex or....

[anakot]

If you can get used to it squatting is great. Am sure it is better for you altho if you are a bit on the beefy side you may need a wall brace to help you down and up. Can't live without the portable bidet hose. Just the best invention since the electric light. Saves on paper and is more hygienic I am sure. May be others can back me up (pun intended).

[Brad the Impala]

If you can get used to it squatting is great. Am sure it is better for you altho if you are a bit on the beefy side you may need a wall brace to help you down and up. Can't live without the portable bidet hose. Just the best invention since the electric light. Saves on paper and is more hygienic I am sure. May be others can back me up (pun intended).

I will certainly back you up, but only if you have used the bidet. The unmentioned benefit so far, is it gets guys ready so much better to be bottoms too.

I'm living in Mexico City now and have gone back to using TP. At my condo in BKK I had the "ass hose" and liked it very much. I would just use the TP to dry off after squirting myself clean.

I wish I had one here.

Squat toilets are a bad memory for me. One time at a bus station that had 2 squat toilets next to each other, this was out in the country, I went in to use one of the stalls. There were about 10 or 12 other people in line waiting to use the toilets also. So I'm in there with my pants down around my ankles and I start to lose my balance and instead of steadying myself by placing my hands against the side walls I placed my hands against the door and...

You guessed it! The door goes flying open and I fall flat on my face with my bare ass sticking up in the air!!! I was mortified! I had to get beck on that bus with all those people too.

I can laugh about it now but damn I was embarassed about it back then.

ajarntrade

curry for lunch sudenly doesnt seem so appealing!

Squat on my face, and tell me that you love me.

[kodiak]

I have one of those Japanese toilet seats at my house....that warms the seat and sprays warm water on your ass hole....at the push of a button........cant live with out it anymore......it also has a blow dryer........I save a bundle on toilet paper......When I was in japan this was standard in my Hotel room.

I was in Lemsing ( Phuket ), 4 years ago on the beach whit friends. My friends and i order food and i ask the waitress if there was a toilet. There was one just next the kitchen. It was a French toilet, a toilet you have to stand one. In Belgium culture we not have this kind off toilets. I closed the door and it was dark inside much to dark. I open the door to bring light in side, closed the door again and guessing where the place to be was !

I always have toilet paper whit me in Thailand so i think i did my thing in a proper way. But then i open the toilet door and i see i have done my thing but not one the place i have to do it !

There was a big tank whit water so i clean the place till there was no shit around. I go out " happy", but then i look over my shoulder in that kitchen and see the cook standing bear foot in my ...

I did like to tell my friends about when i went back to the table but food was served all ready. I ask them, " how is the food ? " ."Delicious, but way you not eating Chris ?". Well i was not that hungry anymore !

I was on a bus tour in Northern Vietnam last year and we stopped at a small village near a river for lunch. Before the lunch I wandered off down the road and grabbed a cold drink. I saw a sign written in French saying Toilet attached to the small shop.

Although I only wanted to piss - I visited the toilet. I was in a creaky wooden hut, but looked clean enough. I got my cock out and started to piss and to my horror could see through the bottom of the toilet - I mean it was dark inside and I could see daylight.

The next thing I heard was a snorting grunting noise which scared the hell outta me, so I ran for my life outta there - cock still spitting bits of piss of course!!!

Anyhoo, I walked swiftly back down the road, and there was a seat surrounded by trees. So I sat here and finished my drink. I could see through the tress to underneath the building where the toilet was and chained underneath were 2 pigs - just waiting to get their fill off piss and shit from toilet goers. No doubt when they outlived their use they would end up in a pork stir fry.

I was a revolting sight - and actually reminded me of the fabled 'trough man' from the sleaze ball days many years ago who would lie NAKED in the trough enjoying the golden showers from HUNDREDS of party goers - geeze those were the days......