Rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated

Although I was in London recently, I am not the two-tonne whale seen in the Thames that has, I read, now died
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_b ... 340071.ece (http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article340071.ece)

I suspect the morning papers in London are already full of prints of whales.

God bless 'em.

Another gay website was running a thread to name the poor creature;

- unable to find it's way back to it's natural habitat
- regularly beaches
- ignores the exhortations of locals
- carries excess blubber
- swims in dirty water

sounds like a Jomtien expat.

and dead as a dodo's donger (courtesy mrsydney).You've gone to whale meat heaven via a thousand suchi restaurants in London's SOHO. The poor thing died as they were trying to help it out to sea.

Do not fear..all together now

whale meat again
don't know were don't know when,
but I know some sunny day
whale meat again

(with kind thanks to Dame Vera Lynn)

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