October 1st, 2006, 14:41
Get thee ready for Friday the 13th! It comes on Friday this month--Worse than Thursday or Saturday. Even worse: a Friday the 13th in October!... And the moon will be 61% full....And that lovely Autumn asparagus will be in.
The police have warned me to stay in that night--Or they will do bad things to me! (What to wear?....)
Fall Fashions
About the same as last year--And the four-or-five previous years--with few major differences; namely:
Even uglier &\or stupider.
Prices higher.
Fit? What fit?
Green is the new black! Opps! You blinked--Never mind... (I'd have looked like a cooked lobster, anyway.)
Elmer Av. What happens when you let raving queens dress you.
Alternative: (To Elmer Av.)
1.] Empty your closet.
2.] Throw everything into a big box.
3.] Stir it all with a stick.
4.] In the dark, pick six items.
5.] Wear `em.
Want new? Rob a collection bin. Proceed from step 3.
Hair (Today--Gone tomorrow)
The every-hair-in-place look is out. (Pearl will have to stop plastering that one, last, hair across her dome.)
Bangs are side-swept. (Ghaaa! Now I'll have people whispering in my nose!)
Toys R' Boys
The new Elmo doll has to be the gayest doll (Not counting 'blow-ups') since G.I. (Gastro-intestinal?) Joe!
Joe would just lie there and look butch; Elmo lies down and throws his legs in the air!
Words & Music (But not, necessarily, together.... 'Excuse me, I' gotta take this.')
October 1st & 2nd the (CSO?) premiere of, Concertina for Cell Phones and Orchestra.
Pay to hear what you can be annoyed by for free?
(Now, what did I do with my recording of Sir Thomas Beecham conducting, The Hoover Symphony?
I only bought the damn record because I it thought it was music-to-have-oral-by.)
Movies
Most sound rather dreary but there's a new one with Dame Maggie Smith as a lady-killer that sounds fun.
Religion (Remind me to get a new broom; wore the last one out--On Jehovah's Witnesses.)
"Believe in god--But don't trust him." That from the post-punk, Slovenian, band, Laibach. Last time someone said, "Laibach," to me, it was wonderful! (What's post-punk? Sounds like...here.)
The Church of Bondage. Don't know what it is but sounds cute.
Smite site: http://www.12tomidnight.com/forum/archi ... -2200.html (http://www.12tomidnight.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-2200.html)
Relationships
WCBO: Web-cam & baby-oil--Is still hot--And you don't have to hold a phone.
Helpful hint: If you're right-handed, switch to the left--Left-to right--two handed....and have an orgy!
Please, derail this thread!
The police have warned me to stay in that night--Or they will do bad things to me! (What to wear?....)
Fall Fashions
About the same as last year--And the four-or-five previous years--with few major differences; namely:
Even uglier &\or stupider.
Prices higher.
Fit? What fit?
Green is the new black! Opps! You blinked--Never mind... (I'd have looked like a cooked lobster, anyway.)
Elmer Av. What happens when you let raving queens dress you.
Alternative: (To Elmer Av.)
1.] Empty your closet.
2.] Throw everything into a big box.
3.] Stir it all with a stick.
4.] In the dark, pick six items.
5.] Wear `em.
Want new? Rob a collection bin. Proceed from step 3.
Hair (Today--Gone tomorrow)
The every-hair-in-place look is out. (Pearl will have to stop plastering that one, last, hair across her dome.)
Bangs are side-swept. (Ghaaa! Now I'll have people whispering in my nose!)
Toys R' Boys
The new Elmo doll has to be the gayest doll (Not counting 'blow-ups') since G.I. (Gastro-intestinal?) Joe!
Joe would just lie there and look butch; Elmo lies down and throws his legs in the air!
Words & Music (But not, necessarily, together.... 'Excuse me, I' gotta take this.')
October 1st & 2nd the (CSO?) premiere of, Concertina for Cell Phones and Orchestra.
Pay to hear what you can be annoyed by for free?
(Now, what did I do with my recording of Sir Thomas Beecham conducting, The Hoover Symphony?
I only bought the damn record because I it thought it was music-to-have-oral-by.)
Movies
Most sound rather dreary but there's a new one with Dame Maggie Smith as a lady-killer that sounds fun.
Religion (Remind me to get a new broom; wore the last one out--On Jehovah's Witnesses.)
"Believe in god--But don't trust him." That from the post-punk, Slovenian, band, Laibach. Last time someone said, "Laibach," to me, it was wonderful! (What's post-punk? Sounds like...here.)
The Church of Bondage. Don't know what it is but sounds cute.
Smite site: http://www.12tomidnight.com/forum/archi ... -2200.html (http://www.12tomidnight.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-2200.html)
Relationships
WCBO: Web-cam & baby-oil--Is still hot--And you don't have to hold a phone.
Helpful hint: If you're right-handed, switch to the left--Left-to right--two handed....and have an orgy!
Please, derail this thread!