September 22nd, 2006, 14:05
it's enough to give the shits but THE BITCH IS BACK !
under the cover of coup chaos Dame Sanitree Na Parkin has re-entered Bangkok disguised as a Sherman Tank and had the cheek to announce it on my very own coup thread !
Apparently she was frog marched out of her grace and favour Dorchestor Hotel room where she has been working in the laundry for the last year, to make room for Shinawatra Thaksin and his 30 pieces of luggage. This is really an outrage..she has a new name :Thanpuying Sanitree but the same 40 year old passport snap.
Few know I've been the driving force behind this coup and been resisting the call for days now to step up as PM. I've been in deep discussions for months with the military and my mouth has been working overtime...I've bent over backward and forwards for whole battalions to get this coup off the ground.
There will serious repercussions for letting this old battleaxe back into town..my Head of Security, The Colonel has been cashiered and deemed a Counter Revolutionary and will be subject to the most severe punishment : removal of his toupee and deportation to New Zealand !! (Homitern is believed to be a co-conspiritor)
6 young army recruits from every platoon are to be sent to my condo-a builder's hut in the lot of the glorious new Ocean 1 Tower- each night for disciplinary measures ( suggestions welcome !!!) :cheers:
under the cover of coup chaos Dame Sanitree Na Parkin has re-entered Bangkok disguised as a Sherman Tank and had the cheek to announce it on my very own coup thread !
Apparently she was frog marched out of her grace and favour Dorchestor Hotel room where she has been working in the laundry for the last year, to make room for Shinawatra Thaksin and his 30 pieces of luggage. This is really an outrage..she has a new name :Thanpuying Sanitree but the same 40 year old passport snap.
Few know I've been the driving force behind this coup and been resisting the call for days now to step up as PM. I've been in deep discussions for months with the military and my mouth has been working overtime...I've bent over backward and forwards for whole battalions to get this coup off the ground.
There will serious repercussions for letting this old battleaxe back into town..my Head of Security, The Colonel has been cashiered and deemed a Counter Revolutionary and will be subject to the most severe punishment : removal of his toupee and deportation to New Zealand !! (Homitern is believed to be a co-conspiritor)
6 young army recruits from every platoon are to be sent to my condo-a builder's hut in the lot of the glorious new Ocean 1 Tower- each night for disciplinary measures ( suggestions welcome !!!) :cheers: