Pearl's Coup thread

everyone else has a coup thread so why shouldn't I ???... so I've sought out The Colonel ( bald old c**t)of PattayaGay fame and we're manning the barricades to support the coup in the hope of picking up a couple of government posts...I hope to be appointed Minister for Entertainment, Nightclubs & Go Go Bars so I'm counting on your votes !!

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[Bob]

You got my vote, babe.

[Aunty]

And a gorgeous thread it is too, Pearl!

But really, I would have thought that the Colonel would have worn something other than brown in the picture above. It's soooo not his colour.

hmmm, sorry Pearl a very brave attempt, but I have to agree with Aunty, those drab county-fair outfits, are just not going to cut the mustard, they're not going to bag anything, not even a junior government post in Blairs inner ring.

But really, I would have thought that the Colonel would have worn something other than brown in the picture above. It's soooo not his colour.Indeed - as anyone would know, brown is very non-U

this is a very Conservative Coup and one must go with the times which is why I've invited The Colonel and won't be mixing with modern trash like..well Homitern to start with !!

I'm ripping up my Socialist membership as we speak and re-joined the local Conservative Ladies Luncheon Club and re-initiating my weekly letters with Mrs Thatcher and have become a staunch Monachist again.

This is why we are celebrating seeing orf such nouveau riche characters like this classless Thaksin person..and I can assure just as in all conservative eras when I am Minisiter for Go Go Bars what goes on behind closed doors will blow your minds !!!!

nb : Homitern...actually that is me in the plus fours..The Colonel is in the ankle length skirt.

Oh Dear Pearl, did no one tell you, this is a very contemporary coup. It's full of ancient blessing, but that's the way things are done out here, filial duty no more, now put away your gilded invites to Baroness Thatchers tea party and join and enjoy the throng of new blood, pumping and throbbing through the streets of Bangkok.
What ever you do behind closed doors is your own business , maybe you want to take Toxin under your sturdy wing, mount him on your conservative club wall as a trophy bitch, mums the word.

there will be lots of throbbing I can assure you when I am Minister for Kulture, Throbbing & Go Go Bars. There will none of this 2am closing rubbish. It will be party, party, party.

All this democracy has been such a hindrance under this Eurotrash style Toxin but we've consigned him off to the UK and he can open a Thaitanic takeaway in Soho which should keep him out of mischief.

Get ready for the rollercoster ride..the armys in town and all those soldiers will be at a loose end soon. !! :cheers: :bounce: :cheers: :bom: :drunken:

[Aunty]

there will be lots of throbbing I can assure you when I am Minister for Kulture, Throbbing & Go Go Bars. There will none of this 2am closing rubbish. It will be party, party, party.

All this democracy has been such a hindrance under this Eurotrash style Toxin but we've consigned him off to the UK and he can open a Thaitanic takeaway in Soho which should keep him out of mischief.

Get ready for the rollercoster ride..the armys in town and all those soldiers will be at a loose end soon. !! :cheers: :bounce: :cheers: :bom: :drunken:

That's why I'm so surprised at you Pearl. What with all the fun going on there now, I'd have thought you'd been the first to dash out to the streets and very publicly mount a military man's cannon in celebration of the coup. At the very least I would have thought you'd be on top of a tank waving your brazier in gay abandon and letting the boys feast on your freshly dusted muffins.

I heard Elton likes a man in uniform

There might be another coup - pearls penthouse could be in danger!

She tries to step into my shoes!
Pearl dear, It may be allright for General Sondhi to stage a coup, but I simply can't allow you to do it. Just because you have a figure like a chieftan tank doesn't make you one and you certainly can't trundle round the streets terrifying the populus!
I'm back now, so thanks for keeping the throne warm and the gin cold.
Is The Colonel still here? and what about my spin doctor Hedda?
So much to catch up on and so little time to do it with my committments but I'll try.
Lotsaluv to you all
Sanni

There might be another coup - pearls penthouse could be in danger!
Penthouse?????
Penthouse???
That is a shed on her roof where she raises chickens

[Brad the Impala]

Talk about making an entrance Ms Sanitree, and in Pearls very own thread too. Welcome back.

[Bob]

Welcome back, Dame Sanitree. A lot of loins were quivering awaiting your return to the swamp. Yes, the cherubic Colonel is here (Hom). However, Ms. Hedda is bahtstopping it these days.

weeks of secret negotiations have finally paid off and now a would be Imelda Marcos slips through the radar back into the country...this is a disaster !!!!

this is what I was afraid of..in the chaos.. that unsavourary characters like this wretched Dame would take the opportunity to re-enter the Kingdom and attempt to establish herself as an emminent society hostess just as I am about to peak and climax...

heads willl roll..my of Head of Security The Colonel will be sacked immediately and can hand in his toupee.

the Wanted Poster of Dame Na Parkin posted at every entry point :

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Oh my gawd! She's crawled back out the grave, someone fetch the botox artillery before she gets away.

Pearl dear, your days are numbered.http://upload4.postimage.org/1206811/Red_roses.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1206811/photo_hosting.html)

[Aunty]

heads willl roll..my of Head of Security The Colonel will be sacked immediately and can hand in his toupee.

the Wanted Poster of Dame Na Parkin posted at every entry point :

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Oh my God, I thought that was the Colonel, complete in his regimental hat.