Off topic posts from The Brink of War

[StevieWonders]

i wonder how many on this board, especially those asking for evidence such as corpses in body bags have actually been to war or experiended uprisngs and conflict.....or is it as if it was all "as on TV"Perhaps you could start a poll?

[latintopxxx]

...morbid...too many painful childhood memories..

[StevieWonders]

...morbid...too many painful childhood memories..I thought you went to a Catholic boys’ school with sodomy on tap. Or did you play at being soldiers as well? Or was that another one of the fantasies with which you used to entertain us?

[latintopxxx]

...yes ...high school was fun...funny out of 27 only 3 were actually gay...

[StevieWonders]

...yes ...high school was fun...funny out of 27 only 3 were actually gay...

You had all 30 then?

[latintopxxx]

...it was a boarding school...everyone experimented...not saying we all did anal...but trhere was a lot of group ....who can shoot the most/furthest....and yes oral was more common especially if u lost a bet...explains why i treat gogo whores the way i do...its all my parents faulkt....

[StevieWonders]

its all my parents faulkt....Old graffiti - "my mother made me a homosexual" and the response "Do you think she'd knit me one too?"

[Nirish guy]

Any chance of you both staying even HALF on topic ffs - especially on a topic concerning possible war and people possibly dying. Or as the mods seem to have given up again perhaps just starting your own new thread if you really must.

[StevieWonders]

Any chance of you both staying even HALF on topic ffs - especially on a topic concerning possible war and people possibly dying. Or as the mods seem to have given up again perhaps just starting your own new thread if you really must.I’ve slapped myself on my (limp) wrist already. However someone in another thread mentioned “matron” and I can’t begin to tell you how excited the very thought of matron made me https://www.the-matron.com/

Are you having delusions of “being arsenal”? The Mods usually act because some member, clutching her pearls, report an off topic or series of off topic posts via the Red Triangle system. I don’t believe they prowl the corridors of this Forum (like Matron prowling the dorm - you’ve set me off again). Of the Mods I see Mistress Jellybean the most sympathetic to your urgings, and the sun is up in the UK so perhaps you could try appealing to the Duty Mod’s finer feelings?

And now I see the Forum infant is urging YouTube on us again; the least surprising post discloses that the favourite newspaper of RWNJs everywhere has entered the lists https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/enter+the+lists courtesy of the Forum representative

[cdnmatt]

I'm disappointed Matt we haven't heard from you how Putin can use Bitcoin to avoid the financial sanctions that the UK & Biden have just imposed

No, no... bitcoin is out, NFTs are where it's at now.

[StevieWonders]

No, no... bitcoin is out, NFTs are where it's at now.I'm sometimes the "token" male in social gatherings, and I'm certainly non fungible. How can I realise my potential monetarily?

[latintopxxx]

vlad the impaler...was that because during his captivity by the ottomans they impaled him on a regular basis...so as an adult worked out his humiliations on his victims...like as a proxy sort of thing..

[cdnmatt]

I'm sometimes the "token" male in social gatherings, and I'm certainly non fungible. How can I realise my potential monetarily?


You wouldn't believe how much easy money there is in NFTs right now. I'm cashing in best I can of course, because fuck it, why not?

However, still quite saddened that society has regressed to a point where we're literally selling cryptographic hashes, and for good money too. At least bitcoin provides a service and there's a medium there, whereas with NFTs you are literally just spending money to buy a long string of characters. That's it.

But hey, if people actually want to give me money in exchange for some hashes, that's totally fine with me.

[cdnmatt]

vlad the impaler...was that because during his captivity by the ottomans they impaled him on a regular basis...so as an adult worked out his humiliations on his victims...like as a proxy sort of thing..

No idea, I just know he was a sick fuck who thought impaling people was great fun. He'd get his soldiers to do it to hundreds of people at a time after taking a city.

Get his soldiers to setup hundreds of spears standing up in the ground, then proceed to throw people onto them. Great fun he thought.

[StevieWonders]

vlad the impaler...was that because during his captivity by the ottomans they impaled him on a regular basis...so as an adult worked out his humiliations on his victims...like as a proxy sort of thing..Not to be confused with our very own poster Brad the Impala

[StevieWonders]

Tell me where I'm wrong.The pearls are genuine but the swine are imitation or, more succinctly you’re not worth the effort

[cdnmatt]

The pearls are genuine but the swine are imitation or, more succinctly you’re not worth the effort

Why don't you go fuck a sheep in Guatemala?

[StevieWonders]

Why don't you go fuck a sheep in Guatemala?Fucking with your mind is much more fun

[cdnmatt]

Fucking with your mind is much more fun

Fine, then who killed Jesse James? Not the 1882 one, the 2017 one. He also went by the names of Michael Moriarty and Eddie Temple.

[StevieWonders]

Fine, then who killed Jesse James? Not the 1882 one, the 2017 one. He also went by the names of Michael Moriarty and Eddie Temple.A Guatemalan sheep?

[cdnmatt]

A Guatemalan sheep?

Wrong. Russian mafia. The decision came from Monaco.

I was his right hand man for 9 years. Still miss him some days.

[StevieWonders]

Wrong. Russian mafia. The decision came from Monaco.

I was his right hand man for 9 years. Still miss him some days.

https://youtu.be/MYpslYIh2fY

[cdnmatt]

https://youtu.be/MYpslYIh2fY

Nah, according to his girlfriend, this song represents him better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rmW_sM-uw

[StevieWonders]

Nah, according to his girlfriend, this song represents him better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rmW_sM-uwYou were his girlfriend. I can believe that

[StevieWonders]

A Guatemalan sheep?Speaking of Guatemala and your interest in bestiality Matt there’s this story today - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/09/guatemala-abortion-punishment-bans-same-sex-marriage

My question is how would I know if the sheep was consenting?

[cdnmatt]

My question is how would I know if the sheep was consenting?


No idea how to tell whether or not the sheep are consenting. Maybe ask the kids in Colombia who fuck donkeys for fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw&t=169s

That's it, no animals allowed in my bar, haha.

[StevieWonders]

No idea how to tell whether or not the sheep are consenting. Maybe ask the kids in Colombia who fuck donkeys for fun:
I thought you'd have years of practice

[cdnmatt]

I thought you'd have years of practice


I don't do anal, I do whip cream. It's more fun.