Today's quiz

Match the following three statements with their speakers:
A I did not have sex with that woman
B I am not a bigot
C I despise prejudice in all its forms, especailly ageism

1 Mel Gibson, snuff movie maker, and reported as saying "Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."
2 Bill Clitoris
3 boygeenyus

You left out today's bonus statement by GUESS WHO

D. I am not a hydra, but I know where they are all hiding