Rim my ass

[tourismmm]

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Jellybean
Moderator

[Smiles]

Wow, you hit the jackpot coming here! There's a member here (nudge nudge 'member' get it?) who does ALL of the above ... and I understand he does it quite frequently. He did it to me once ... but his tongue was not my cuppa tea.
Happy rimming.

[poshglasgow]

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Unblievable post: ghastly! "ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET??" Moderators may want to consider its removal.
In the meantime, to lighten the mood a little.....

During my last check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a
long and healthy life then?"

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."

[arsenal]

Loki is currently looking for some attention. Try him. "Carry on old chap" is his catchphrase so he might be just what your looking for. He'll be here soon.

[Loki]

Loki is currently looking for some attention. Try him. "Carry on old chap" is his catchphrase so he might be just what your looking for. He'll be here soon.

Sir Arsenal of Douchenozzle...remember what I said about your most base behavior?
You're exhibiting it right now.

[arsenal]

:yahoo_mini:

[DrewSpz]

What did he say that was so bad... can someone just hint at it for me?

[arsenal]

It was a lucky escape for him. Most of the short sighted members here might have read it as Vim my arse and that would have been no laughing matter.
:D

[sglad]

It was a lucky escape for him. Most of the short sighted members here might have read it as Vim my arse and that would have been no laughing matter.
:D

I believe a447 calls it douching.

[scottish-guy]

Police reports are coming in of an English farang in his mid-70's going around bars in the Boyztown, Sunee, and Jomtien areas who is accosting young male bar workers and making indecent propositions involving their bunghole, 1000 Baht, and a tin of Vim.

Officers are scouring the area

[Loki]

I understand said farang is also exploring a new side-hustle…he tried pimping me out on this very thread. (Post #4 to be exact.)
The nerve of some people...and all this without a prior business arrangement !

[francois]

Officers are scouring the area

Can you be more specific as to what "area" the officers are scouring?

[arsenal]

Yes. And despite the quoted cost being less than the price of an excellent Pataya breakfast there were no takers. In fact, some even had the cheek to suggest that rimming was beyond my client due to his rattling dentures and treble chin.

[Loki]

In fact, some even had the cheek to suggest that rimming was beyond my client due to his rattling dentures and treble chin.

Sir Arsenal of Douchenozzle...are you gazing in the mirror again?

[arsenal]

Would all members take note. My client is a very respected tongue and groove specialist with over 60 years experience. He is not, as some of the more confused have suggested offering cheap cleaning services. At least not for now.
Regards
Sir Arsenal of Douchenozzle.

[scottish-guy]

Can you be more specific as to what "area" the officers are scouring?

As the miscreant is known to boast of being highly respected among male prostitutes, investigations are being concentrated in red-light areas - with officers scouring rear entrances and back passages with not just Vim but Vigour.

[arsenal]

As I understand it the police are searching for two 'gentlemen' "strange of voice and dress." One is usually angry and the other wants to clean up the board of offtopicers. They're known as Shake 'n' Vac.

[poshglasgow]

Police reports are coming in of an English farang in his mid-70's going around bars in the Boyztown, Sunee, and Jomtien areas who is accosting young male bar workers and making indecent propositions involving their bunghole, 1000 Baht, and a tin of Vim.

Officers are scouring the area

...which may or may not lead to AJAXulation.

[MiniMee]

That might be premature. They should whistle up Mr Muscle to probe deeper first.

[scottish-guy]

...which may or may not lead to AJAXulation.


That might be premature. They should whistle up Mr Muscle to probe deeper first.

Brillo!

[MiniMee]

Always wear a rubber (glove) to avoid the risk of Cif (-olis). Let’s see who has the Gumption to come up with the next one.......

[gerefan2]

One FAIRY after another talking about cleaning products...SAD...oops sorry arseman

[arsenal]

Love and kisses gerefan2. I'm looking for a replacement for Loki if you're interested.
Sir Arsenal of Douchenozzle.

[scottish-guy]

If we have any luck the mid-70s English farang with the Brasso neck will go and Donald Duck himself and simply Vanish in a Flash - failing that we might have to start a petition to Oust him

[gerefan2]

. I'm looking for a replacement for Loki if you're interested.
Sir Arsenal of Douchenozzle.

Thank you so much for considering me Mr SAD, I’m flattered...

[arsenal]

Well it was you or Scottish Guy so not a great deal of competition.

[poshglasgow]

Always wear a rubber (glove) to avoid the risk of Cif (-olis). Let’s see who has the Gumption to come up with the next one.......

Nothing quite like Brasso up the Asso!

[poshglasgow]

I wonder if he has considered a sub-dom-estos relationship with the charismatic, accommodating Pears, who enjoys plenty of imperial leather role play, eh, if you get my dreft!

[Jellybean]

Some of the posts in this topic have been moved to the Holding Room under the title, Old scores.

A quick link is below:

https://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showthread.php?20099-Old-scores