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frequent
March 1st, 2018, 04:36
Size = 42

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MiniMee
March 1st, 2018, 11:43
Whilst some say that 42 is the answer to everything, when it comes to condom sizes, most expect another half-inch or so.

bkkguy
March 1st, 2018, 19:13
in relation to condoms 42 is the number you should carry for a typical holiday in Pattaya

bkkguy

francois
March 1st, 2018, 22:23
Are you speaking for yourself?

frequent
March 2nd, 2018, 03:01
Whilst some say that 42 is the answer to everything, when it comes to condom sizes, most expect another half-inch or so.I've always found it an interesting quirk in this age of metrication that cock size is always expressed in inches

francois
March 2nd, 2018, 10:50
42 = mm, not inches. Refers to width of the condom.

MiniMee
March 2nd, 2018, 18:52
42 = mm, not inches. Refers to width of the condom.I suppose size 42 must be produced specially for the French market.

francois
March 2nd, 2018, 22:32
You will have to ask bkkguy who posted that comment.

in relation to condoms 42 is the number you should carry for a typical holiday in Pattaya

bkkguy

bkkguy
March 3rd, 2018, 19:16
42 = mm, not inches. Refers to width of the condom.

as I learnt sitting on my tailor's knee watching Armchair Theatre in my youth - never mind the quality, feel the width

and 42 was a reference to quantity of condoms - not size - when exploring life, the universe and everything in Pattaya

bkkguy

francois
March 3rd, 2018, 22:12
Now that really explains it all. :rolleyes:

francois
March 5th, 2018, 10:32
Here is a website with useful info on condoms and sizes. And everything else related to condoms.

https://www.ripnroll.com/blogs/sexual-education/118070213-condom-size-chart

poshglasgow
March 8th, 2018, 05:04
as I learnt sitting on my tailor's knee watching Armchair Theatre in my youth - never mind the quality, feel the width

and 42 was a reference to quantity of condoms - not size - when exploring life, the universe and everything in Pattaya

bkkguy

A father and his son go into a chemist and find themselves in the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many boxes of condoms.

Father says, "Well, son, do you see that three-pack? That's for when you are in high school. You have two for Friday and one for Saturday."

His son says, "What's the six-pack for, dad?"

Father says, "Well, son, that's for when you are in college. You have two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday morning."

Then the son says, "What's the twelve pack for, dad?"

Father says, "well, son, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March......."

poshglasgow
March 8th, 2018, 05:13
Here is a website with useful info on condoms and sizes. And everything else related to condoms.

https://www.ripnroll.com/blogs/sexual-education/118070213-condom-size-chart

I wonder how long it'll be before the army of Indian tailors who block the pavements and haunt Beach Road, with their open menus (portfolios), change the sales pitch to: "Hello, sir, how are you, make nice shirt, make same trousers half-price. Oh, and by the way, we can measure you for one of our bespoke or 'off the shelf' condoms, all of which are transparent so that the wearer can tell instantly whether he is cumming or going!"

francois
March 8th, 2018, 17:10
Whilst some say that 42 is the answer to everything, when it comes to condom sizes, most expect another half-inch or so.

The real answer to 42 is revealed in the following clip:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/blood-donation-42-hitchhikers-guide_us_5aa0c907e4b002df2c60ae36

And it has nothing to do with condoms.