Cumming....and Going....

[homeseeker]

Police in Pattaya reported that a 71 year old gay Italian man died during oral sex on Sunday morning.

Medics found Alberto Pivetti naked and unresponsive next to a bed in a second floor room of a townhouse in Suk Sabai Villa.Efforts to revive him failed. With the man when he died was 22 year old Pornthep.He said that he had been hired for sex.He told the cops that the couple were engaging in oral sex. When the Mr Pivetti was about to climax he was completing the act with his own hand but passed out and dropped down.Pornthep called the authorities immediately but nothing could be done.The body was sent for autopsy and Pornthep is being interviewed as he was the last person with him when he died, reported Sanook.

https://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/1023555-italian-71-dies-during-sex-with-thai-man-in-pattaya/

[frequent]

Police in Pattaya reported that a 71 year old gay Italian man died during oral sex on Sunday morning. He told the cops that the couple were engaging in oral sex. When the Mr Pivetti was about to climax he was completing the act with his own hand but passed out and dropped down.Way to go :clapping: :clapping:

[cdnmatt]

Yeah, that sounds like an excellent way to go out. :)

Sign me up for that death.

[arsenal]

Yep. That's the one for me. Not just yet though.

[frequent]

Not just yet though.It's not all about you arsenal

[werner]

I hope that the 22 year old Pornthep does NOT get into any trouble because of this. He did the right thing by calling the police immediately.

But one can never know what might happen with corrupt police in any country.....

[arsenal]

Well Frequent if I do go will it be apposite for HMQE2 to send PA to my farewell shindig? Em?

[Jellybean]

Firstly, to anyone who knew Alberto Pivetti, I offer my profound condolences. May he rest in peace.

But as sudden deaths go, and if I was given the choice, I can think of few better ways to pop my clogs than after reaching a sexual climax with a cute young Asian guy, but not before of course.

But what disturbs me, is that this very private matter made it on to the media. Is this therefore a fate that awaits any of us older gay sexpats in Thailand, with dodgy tickers, a functioning sexual libido and a propensity to engage in sexual liaisons with heart attack inducing young gentleman callers? If so, then those with any worries about being publicly shamed (I have no such concerns) should immediately change your lifestyles, become celibate and take up gardening as a hobby.

Naturally, when we are gone, we are gone, so no amount of public shame should bother any of us after we have shuffled off this mortal coil. But I can just picture the scene when some of my relatives read the news of my passing, should I happen to go out in a similar way to dear old Albert.

“Ah-ha! I knew it!” they will say. Then they will go on to say, “I thought all those stories about him having a secret wife from Cambodia or Laos and two adopted children from Laos was a load of baloney. I knew all along he was a dirty old homo, fiddling around with young lads, young enough to be his grandchildren. Oh the shame of it! I think we’ll all have to change our surnames. And I rather liked the surname, ‘Bean’ [Long sigh]”

Disclaimer
In the writing of this post, apart from the reference to Albert Pivetti, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in the writing of this draft are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. So there! ;)

[sglad]

Did Pornthep get his tip?

[scottish-guy]

Never mind that - after dying at the point of orgasm how are they going to get the lid of Mr Pivetti's coffin closed!!

:p

[sglad]

But as sudden deaths go, and if I was given the choice, I can think of few better ways to pop my clogs than after reaching a sexual climax with a cute young Asian guy, but not before of course.

Really? I wonder what this sort of thing does emotionally or psychologically to the sex partner who survives especially someone as young as Pornthep. I'm a few years older and I've never experienced (the) death (of someone close) and never really thought about it. I can't imagine what it's like particularly in this case where Pornthep may feel (or be made to feel) guilty or responsible for bringing about the death of this elderly gentleman.

[mark86]

Was this a real "happy ending"?

[gerefan2]

Did they have to name him. Of course not....
TiT

[a447]

Did they have to name him. Of course not....
TiT

So if any of us drop off the perch in a similar fashion, we now know a similar fate awaits us in the media.

Personally, it doesn't matter, as I don't have any secrets from any of my friends, straight or gay. But if you are living a secret life, it could be embarrassing for family and friends should they see the newspaper reports.

[frequent]

Well Frequent if I do go will it be apposite for HMQE2 to send PA to my farewell shindig? Em?To how many other shindigs of yours has HMQE2 sent PA? If most then apposite, if not, then not. However you believe there's a question about whether you will die - "if I do go"?

But if you are living a secret life, it could be embarrassing for family and friends should they see the newspaper reports.You should care because ...? In my experience most people would react with "Oh, I always knew ... "

Never mind that - after dying at the point of orgasm how are they going to get the lid of Mr Pivetti's coffin closed!!Surely he'll be cremated - with a rainbow flag flying from his pole

[francois]

Really? I wonder what this sort of thing does emotionally or psychologically to the sex partner who survives especially someone as young as Pornthep.

That is a good point. I do know of an older, rather fat, gentleman (not that old) who had a range of younger lads come to his house to pleasure him. One one occasion he was getting a bj from the lad and was groaning and moaning. So the lad kept it up not realizing that the fat man was having a heart attack and died. The real sad part of the story is the fat man did leave his considerable money to the lad but the family somehow stepped in and got most of the inheritance.

[frequent]

That is a good point. I do know of an older, rather fat, gentleman (not that old) who had a range of younger lads come to his house to pleasure him. One one occasion he was getting a bj from the lad and was groaning and moaning. So the lad kept it up not realizing that the fat man was having a heart attack and died. The real sad part of the story is the fat man did leave his considerable money to the lad but the family somehow stepped in and got most of the inheritance.I always leave the tip in my trousers or somewhere equally obvious - so unfair for the boy to miss out

[a447]

I'm a few years older ....

That would surely have to qualify as the understatement of the year!

And it's only February!

[catawampuscat]

There’s a current story about an American, nicknamed Doughnut.
He dropped dead a week or two ago with a 16 y.o. ladyboy in his room. The USA embassy contacted
the man’s sister in the USA and told her of her brothers death and the underage ladyboy. Poor old doughnut
got outed as gay and a pedo. Sister has called farang friends to try to understand if the ladyboy had surgery
or was still male. The police would have arrested the farang if he had survived.

[francois]

The police would have arrested the farang if he had survived.

Only if they were aware of the situation and likely that was not the case?

[catawampuscat]

Only if they were aware of the situation and likely that was not the case?

The police were called and the ladyboy was still in the room. Obviously police were aware.
Obviously, police would not have been called if the farang didn’t keel over.
No idea if ladyboy was compensated for the romp or not.
Francois, your story in this thread reminded me of this story which I heard from a friend of the deceased, very
recently.
The story I heard stated that the embassy advised the sister that her brother would have been arrested if he had
survived.

[scottish-guy]

...Poor old doughnut got outed as gay and a pedo....The police would have arrested the farang if he had survived.

Well, actually a "pedo" would not be interested in 16yo boys, so the accusation is made on an extremely ill-informed basis .

If however the accusation is made on the basis that the 16yo was under the national Age of Consent, then that would make any of us a pedo for having nookie in Bahrain with a boy of 20yrs and 11 months - and I hope we would all agree how utterly farcical that would be.

[frequent]

If however the accusation is made on the basis that the 16yo was under the national Age of Consent, then that would make any of us a pedo for having nookie in Bahrain with a boy of 20yrs and 11 months - and I hope we would all agree how utterly farcical that would be.The AOC in Thailand is 15 except where prostitution is involved, where it is 18. In Cambodia it is 15

[arsenal]

Regardless of any linguistic technicalities. Anyone caught having it away with a 16 year old would be considered a 'pedo' by his/her peers, friends and family.

[frequent]

Regardless of any linguistic technicalities. Anyone caught having it away with a 16 year old would be considered a 'pedo' by his/her peers, friends and family.His peers - really? Charlie Chaplin wasn't, nor was Roman Polanski. I certainly don't regard anyone having sex with someone who has reached the age of consent a "pedo". However, arsenal, as a Moderator you'll know full well that this discussion is forbidden by Forum rules, so you'll be shutting it down forthwith?

[arsenal]

Frequent wrote.
"Charlie Chaplin wasn't, nor was Roman Polanski"

He is now. And now is where we are. Feel free to have it away with all the 16 years old you choose and then send postcards to your associates detailing your exploits. Enjoy.

[frequent]

Feel free to have it away with all the 16 years old you choose and then send postcards to your associates detailing your exploits. Enjoy.There's an assumption there I'd not expected to see from a Moderator who claims to know better than the member posting what the poster's intentions and actions actually are

[arsenal]

Where's my postcard?

[frequent]

Where's my postcard?Clearly I'm not the only person in this dialogue whose assumptions are wrong

[scottish-guy]

Well, I'd quite happily "have it away with a 16yo" where it was perfectly and unequivocally legal. Despite Frequent's legal clarification, I would absolutely not put Thailand in that bracket.

You may not have noticed Arsenal but here in the UK straight guys have not only been "having it away" with 16yo's since 1895 - but they've been blatant enough "pedos" to actually marry hundreds of thousands if not millions of their 'victims' too!!

I have rarely seen or heard any outraged criticism about heterosexuals fucking and marrying 16yos in the UK so in 2018 why should it be different for a bit of cock fun?

As for what "friends and family" might think - well, talk about "1950's net curtain" thinking!

I've rarely given a fuck about what my family thought and as for friends - well jealousy might kill them before any sense of shock did :D

And "peers"? Unsurprisingly of course I'm simply without any.

Do they even make postcards these days? I think they belong to the ' Day trip to Brighton/Let's all go down to the beach for a winkle' era. So I won't be sending any. They'd probably be too rude for the SGT net curtain brigade anyway.

6578

[arsenal]

Knock yourself out. I'm younger than you so I can remember being 16 and I certainly wouldn't have appreciated some wrinkled old coot coming.on to me. Big Yukky.

[scottish-guy]

...I'm younger than you...

Given that you've no idea how old I am, what's the basis for that statement?

Fellow members who claim to have met you are on record as posting that you're in your mid to late 70's - is that incorrect then?

[arsenal]

Older men are more irritable and quicker to anger.

[scottish-guy]

Well that's an interesting theory regarding my age - but a theory is a poor counter against written accounts from members who claim to have met you and who place you in your mid to late 70's, so again I ask if they're incorrect.

[arsenal]

A gentleman never reveals his age or his willy size lest he embarrass those who are more or less.

[scottish-guy]

A gentleman never reveals his age or his willy size lest he embarrass those who are more or less.

Your failure to deny being in your mid to late 70's is noted.

:D

[arsenal]

Older men also develop an obsession with bowel movements which doesn't describe me but.......well.

[scottish-guy]

Well the way I heard it is you're never out of bars because at your age it's the only chance you ever get to pass a stool

:D

[arsenal]

Arsenal wrote.
"Older men also develop an obsession with bowel movements which doesn't describe me but.......well."

See the above post for details.

[scottish-guy]

yeah, it prompted my joke

[arsenal]

Complaining bitterly every time there is some tiny price rise is also an example of old codgers typical behaviour. All of which leads me to believe you're older than me by at least a decade and possibly more.

[scottish-guy]

So you're saying I'm 90?

[arsenal]

I did say "at least" Without carbon dating it's impossible to determine your actual age.

[frequent]

A gentleman never reveals his age ...OK, but what's your excuse

[arsenal]

A gentleman needs no excuse.

[frequent]

A gentleman needs no excuse.Since you're no gentleman, what's your excuse

[arsenal]

I most certainly am a gentleman, a fine upstanding gentleman of England and her dominions.

[frequent]

I most certainly am a gentleman, a fine upstanding gentleman of England and her dominions.That very statement proves you are not. A "gentleman" is how others describe someone, not how he describes himself

[arsenal]

No statement on this board proves anything. If you yourself were a gentleman you would know that.

[frequent]

No statement on this board proves anything. If you yourself were a gentleman you would know that.I've never claimed to be a gentleman - it's very lower middle-class to do so. However you should apply that principle "No statement on this board proves anything" to your own moderating. Oh sorry, I forgot. You are completely without principles. In the world of gentlemen you would be described as a "shit"

[arsenal]

As a fine principled gentleman of taste and style I shall choose not to respond with similar epithets but merely accept you have reached the limit of your intellect.

[frequent]

As a fine principled gentleman of taste and style I shall choose not to respond with similar epithets but merely accept you have reached the limit of your intellect.Given the limited imagination you display in every post you make that's probably the wisest course

[arsenal]

Me, wise! Oh, one is too kind.

[poshglasgow]

Arsenal wrote.
"Older men also develop an obsession with bowel movements which doesn't describe me but.......well."

See the above post for details.

Patient: Doctor, I've got terrible trouble with me old bowels.
Doctor: Are you having regular bowel movements, Mr. Jones?
Patient: Oh yes, doctor, every morning at 6.00 a.m., regular as clockwork I am.
Doctor: Well, what's wrong with that?
Patient: I don't wake up til 7.00 a.m. !

[poshglasgow]

Well the way I heard it is you're never out of bars because at your age it's the only chance you ever get to pass a stool

:D

Sorry SG.. I was trying to 'like' the above quote and inadvertently hit that little red triangle. A Mistake.

[FarangRuMak]

Did Pornthep get his tip?

Amid all the hullaballoo this is the most important question.
After all, the gentleman in question got his happy ending and I say this with the utmost respect but did khun Pornthep get anything out of the tryst?
I hope so and so would the Italian gentleman in question.
Next time I meet Khun Pornthep I will ask him.
I've already met him and he's still pretty traumatised but improving quickly.
I hear he's a big hit on Facebook since the sad incident and thereof his ego is rising by the day.
He must be one if the first guys in the recorded history of the world to smoke a man to death.

[scottish-guy]

Sorry SG.. I was trying to 'like' the above quote and inadvertently hit that little red triangle. A Mistake.

That'll be another 100 infartion points coming my way

:D

[frequent]

That'll be another 100 infartion points coming my way

:D

You'll be a millionaire soon. Apposite?

[scottish-guy]

Infartion points is SGT's answer to Bitcoin

[frequent]

Infartion points is SGT's answer to BitcoinAnd just as useful

[scottish-guy]

Newalaan2 seems to have amassed quite a hoard

:p