Name That Bar!

[joe552]

So you're ready to open your new bar in Sunee Plaza. Only major thing to do is decide on a name. My preferred option would be Up to You Bar. Farang says to BF: where you want go for drink? BF: Up to You!!. And they come on down.

Of course, among ex-pats it would quickly morph into the Up Yours bar, which is also a good name.

What would you call yours?

[scottish-guy]

Not sure how to compete with existing/former gems like The Cockwell Inn in BT and Shagger Bar in Jomtien, but Jack Hoff's , The Bell End Bar, Climax Bar, Ophelia Boy and of course Juicy Boys are possibilities. If we had some trans boys then Fanny & Dick's would be seriously considered.

I wouldn't actually use any of those though and as it appears that one bar owner has already (inadvertently) stolen one of my ideas I'm not revealing my biggie :p - but here's a hint: knowing Christian's tastes he wouldn't be a regular patron even though his pineapple juice would be permanently on the house, I suspect it would be right up Father Clapp's alley, and Len of course would be banned sine die

:drink:

[frequent]

... and Len of course would be banned sine dieYou haven't considered "Apposite" as a possible name that Len would ban? I rather like The Kumquat myself

[scottish-guy]

But I'm not interested in what Len would ban - I'm only interested in never having him darken my doorstep.

I'd buy in extra cushions for Francois - or maybe even have a "comfort room" but I expect he's a bit of an exhibitionist so would prefer the cushions :p

:D

[frequent]

- or maybe even have a "comfort room"Hmmm. A "comfort room". Is that the same meaning of "comfort" that was used for foreign women who serviced Japanese soldiers during the Second World War? A friend of mine is very keen to be a "comfort man" for young Japanese soldiers

[latintopxxx]

frequent...that really is in bad taste...I bet u make holocaust jokes too...trample kittens ....and pick the wings off a butterfly...

[arsenal]

I'd call my place The Good L-UK Bar and all cocktails would come with a lovely little Union Jack flag. You'd be most welcome.

[frequent]

frequent...that really is in bad taste...I bet u make holocaust jokes too...trample kittens ....and pick the wings off a butterfly...Kittens certainly, although generally I struggle with the concept of a joke that's in good taste

[joe552]

If I remember correctly from my one trip to Manila, the comfort room was the toilet.

SG some good suggestions. I'm dying to know who the mystery man is.

[Andaman!]

I think I’d open the “Hard Cock Cafe”

[joe552]

The Stick It Inn?

[latintopxxx]

nah...bj central...have a whole harem waiting...u pick one...loosen your belt..and sit down

[scottish-guy]

Subtle as always Father

[snotface]

Cheap Thrills would be a good name for a bar IMO.

[a447]

I'd call it "The Treasure Trail", as it will lead you to where you ultimately want to go.

[joe552]

a447, a bit obscure, but you'd be employing moneyboys, by the sounds of it.

I was going to suggest the Cock Inn, but there a couple of bars of that name in England.

[Dalewood]

Boys-R-Us? The Prick Up Joint?

Aside: Foreign movies sometimes get their titles changed when showing in Japan. For example: One of the Karate Kid movies was Best Boy when shown in Japan. My favorite example was the abbreviation of "Prick Up Your Ears" to the first two words.

[joe552]

Dalewood, I like Boys R Us

[a447]

a447, a bit obscure, but you'd be employing moneyboys, by the sounds of it.

Sure would!

I'm not a drinker so if I'm going to go into a bar I want hot, available hosts.

Well then, why not just call a spade a spade and name it either The Cock Bar or The Cum Bar. That gives potential customers a good idea about what kind of bar it is.

[joe552]

The Cock & Bullshit?

[frequent]

I'd call it "The Treasure Trail", as it will lead you to where you ultimately want to go.And you'll be parting with your treasure along the way

[colmx]

I always thought Monkey Boys would be a good name.

Have loads of poles for the Monkeyboys to swing out of.... Like they used to have in Superboy's patong.

Or how about "Joes Jungle Juice" - you could rename it to Joes Jingle Juice at Christmas!

[FarangRuMak]

English Style:
The Love-Inn Arms.
The Duke of of Eatoncum.
The Pick-a-Willy.
Aussie style/Irish Style anyone?

[a447]

Aussie style?

How about the "Wannaroot Bar"?

[Dalewood]

The Cock & Bullshit?

No Joe, that would be the name for this forum.....

[joe552]

The Irish don't engage in that smutty language. The Church kindly taught us some values.

[joe552]

Just for information - most Irish bars (outside Dublin) bear the owner's name (or the original owner's). There are bars in Dublin which are different: The Turk's Head, The Brazen Head - the 2 main gay bars, Panti and the George.

So perhaps The Cockshaft? The Arseangel?