New awards

[joe552]

Have you ever felt like you were seen as just one of the crowd, that no-one could see your special qualities?

Well arsenal is determined to change that in advance of his much discussed retirement on 31 December.

All you have to do is submit a name that you think fits into the quality of Gorbals Jock and Baby Joe (latin seems to have missed the cut).

So think of something which truly reflects your contribution to the board.

Just to get you thinking, how about Ravishing Ronan, Sultry Smiles, cute colmx....

So there's your challenge. Entries close on 28 December local time (which means wherever you happen to be) with the results announced by Len in his much anticipated retirement speech on 31 December (a mole has indicated that Sky News might be interested in covering the event).

Over to you, guys!!!

[arsenal]

Game upped. About time. Is there a prize for the best entry?

[frequent]

Have you ever felt like you were seen as just one of the crowd, that no-one could see your special qualities?My aim in life. Attempting to be noticed or, worst of all, to get mentioned in the newspapers is the acme of vulgarity

[joe552]

The winner will get to lose their pants, and to find them under arsenal's bed. An experience like no other.

[arsenal]

Unlikely that any of the flotsam, jetsam, ne'er-do-well's and general riff raff that get their willies out here would ever make it to my bed. Not even you Joe in your best Mickey Mouse pants.

[joe552]

How else would you know about my Mickey Mouse pants if you hadn't seen them for yourself?

[arsenal]

A lucky guess.

[bkkguy]

Is there a prize for the best entry?

the Pulse Gay Sex Clinic in Silom is currently undergoing renovations and has a large sign on the street door rather appropriately advising patrons to "use rear entry" - even including a diagram for those unsure how to proceed

and is Latin now going to insist on including refrigerator cleaning skills in the assessment criteria for "best" entry

bkkguy

[joe552]

I like that bkkguy, but don't get the reference to latin and the fridge.

[Brad the Impala]

Cleaning behind the refrigerator is a thai euphemism for rimming, in which Latin has revealed a surprising interest, as he is apparently " super sensitive down there".

[joe552]

Thanks for that Brad. As the child of a nun and priest, there are many aspects of human sexuality that escape me.

As to the awards, the committee decided to name them the "Len", like the Oscars or Tony. Appropriate? I think so.

[scottish-guy]

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