The Best Way To Their Heart...

[FarangRuMak]

....is through their stomach.
I have found that home cooked food brings my favourites back again and again.
Sometimes they will call me up to come over just for something to eat.
I usually agree and we often have a happy ending with desert.
My guys love "farang" food especially steak (or pork for the more strictly Buddhist among them) but a few like chicken, spaghetti and fish also.
I can't afford Aussie steak very often but the "hybred" steak available in Friendship or Foodland at one third of the price is just fine especially with lots of pepper sauce.
Food that they don't normally eat or can't afford is a big hit with my favourite guys and I enjoy cooking it as much as they enjoy eating it.

[latintopxxx]

Damn.....and here I thought u were gonna say ....cash

[bkkguy]

Damn.....and here I thought u were gonna say ....cash

no, cash is the best way to their dick/ass

bkkguy

[FarangRuMak]

Damn.....and here I thought u were gonna say ....cash
Of course it goes without saying that we're in a cash business here.
But you & bkkguy are not paying attention I think.
I wrote "to their Heart" not "to their Ass".
But what might surprise the "hard" men here is that I've often had the best fun over a piece of meat smothered in juice with no cash at all.

[latintopxxx]

relax sweetie....now u r confusing " heart" with " piece of meat"....u gotta make up your mind.

[FarangRuMak]

There was also another refinement that you missed;
I'm talking about my favourites.
They're favourites for good reasons.
You relax about the "hard man" reference;
there never was and never will be a gay "hard man".
Part of him might be hard at times but that's about it.

[cdnmatt]

To ignore the childishness, I can vouch for the OP. I'm adored when cooking up nice dinners. Well, as long as they taste decent and I don't obliterate them with something like red pepper flakes.

But yeah, cooking up good meals for someone you care about I think goes over well the world over. Shrimp is a big hit in this house.

[frequent]

But what might surprise the "hard" men here is that I've often had the best fun over a piece of meat smothered in juice with no cash at all.Steak tartare?

[FarangRuMak]

Uncut tartare hmmmm...

[latintopxxx]

..u guys dont get it...best way is through the 2nd and 3rd rib...

[scottish-guy]

Always thought there was potentially something a bit Jack the Ripper about the Rabbi

[latintopxxx]

I see my alter ego is evolving...

[Doug]

OP is most correct. Here's the favourite recipe to serve 5 or 6 Thai boys in my small room. Barbeque 1 Friendship inexpensive steak and 2 pork steaks. (Best to marinate them 6 hours) If short of time or too hot I fry them up in the wok. One large potato baked in the microwave. One or two large carrots. The baked potato and carrots are sliced up and lightly fried in the wok.
To serve I put the meat on a wooden cutting board with two steak knives set on my small coffee table. The potato/carrot wok is placed on the table. HP sauce and ketchup is a must. Also a couple of bags of cooked rice from the local cart. (Thai boys never feel they've really eaten unless they have some rice.) We all sit around the table, each with a fork, and dig in. Someone cuts of pieces of steak which we share. We stab bits of potato and carrots from the wok. It's a huge success and no plates to wash.
The leftover rice is put in a bowl with a beaten egg, brown sugar and cinnamin and cooked up in the microwave for desert.
This is one of my best "sanook" moments.

The picture show my chicken fried rice but you get the idea.

[latintopxxx]

...martha stewart move over...doug has arrived...

[Doug]

Sorry. The above photo shows the Mama noodles supreme. Cook up some cups of noodles and add to the wok with cooked chicken and any vegies in the fridge. The boys can make it. Cheap!!
The picture below shows the boys making their breakfast of fried egg on burnt bread. (we call it toast) Like Denny's, breakfast for Thais is any time of day or night.

[FarangRuMak]

Thanks Doug.
At last someone who grasps the simple, inexpensive but priceless treasure of eating with nice Thai boys.
Some of the responses to what I think is normal living are weird to say the least.
But mai pen rai.

[latintopxxx]

Good Lord...what a mangy looking lot...hope u keep a can of bug spray handy...and delousing equipment...

[scottish-guy]

Why would he need those - unless you're planning to pop in?

In which case cockroach repellent ought to be on his shopping list

[Doug]

Sorry to offend you latinprixxx. I'll refrain from posting any more photos.

[a447]

No need to worry about offending Latin.

Normally, the shoe is on the other foot.

[Smiles]

I must admit to feeling a bit queezy observing the cooking wok only a step away from the toilet bowl.
Not trying to seem overly dainty, but can't help but note that 'toilet-matter splatter' is well known in Forensics101.

[FarangRuMak]

One thing that I admire Thais for is their cleanliness.
They're forever washing their bodies even it's under a water hose on a building site or in an shack in the village.
I've also see Cambodian skin glistening under water pails on the fishing boat decks.
Could the moderated or someone else start a photographic record of this hydrophilia and at the same time feed us another type of eye candy?
The snobs here can avoid looking if it offends them.

[latintopxxx]

snob???...me?!?!

[frequent]

snob???...me?!?!You'll put your tongue up anyone's arse in the hope of finding the best way to their heart won't you?

[FarangRuMak]

snob???...me?!?!
Who called YOU a snob???
ME?!?!

[FarangRuMak]

You'll put your tongue up anyone's arse in the hope of finding the best way to their heart won't you?
A 69 could be in the offing.

[FarangRuMak]

Sorry to offend you latinprixxx. I'll refrain from posting any more photos.
Don't stop now.
Get your camera outdoors to the Cambodians' work camps or building sites etc.
But do give a trigger warning.
Something like;
"Rough Boys in the Buff-some might find this offensive".

[latintopxxx]

apologies Doug...sometimes I type faster than i think...

[scottish-guy]

..,sometimes I type faster than i think...

Which would not be hard

[gerefan2]

One thing that I admire Thais for is their cleanliness..

I have heard this said many times.

However what I cannot understand is their willingness to provide services in, effectively, squalor.

Take bars like Nice Boys, Eros, Kawaii Boys etc...they are never cleaned, painted or washed. You only have to look at the mirrors to see the dirt, zits, fingerprints etc on the glass. If it wasnt for the goings on in these places would you ever consider going inside for a drink? Even the rabbi would hesitate!

As for the toilets, they are unspeakable. A Public Health inspector would have a coronary if he was sent to do an inspection. Toyboys, which some may regard as a more upmarket Gogo bar, has a bog to be ashamed of.

Yet people say Thais are noted for their cleanliness....it doesn't always sit like that with me I'm afraid.

[scottish-guy]

Absolutely correct observations.

One of the worst offenders used to be Super A in BBK when it was upstairs - their bog had 3 urinals, one of which was lying on the floor, the other with a black bin bag covering it and the other just absolutely stinking of piss.

Unfortunately, as you say, all too typical - and even what we would regard as the "better" bars frequently have appalling facilities.

I invite anybody in Pattaya today to check out Oscar's toilets. They are not horrific but they reallly need attention - and round off the experience by attempting to wash your hands. Unless something has changed, the water will pish out of a broken/loose waste pipe all over your feet - been like that for years. Sad to say because the toilet lets a good bar down - but ive had my feet soaked in this way
in a number of bars - beginning to wonder is there something inherently defective in thai waste pipes?

Moving on from bar toilets, and on a postive note, the other thing that has always struck me is Thai mothers ability to send their kids to school in pristine uniforms, whilst living in what we would regard as a rathole

[a447]

Yet people say Thais are noted for their cleanliness....it doesn't always sit like that with me I'm afraid.


The facilities in the bars are often disgusting, but the boys aren't; in my experience they pay much more attention to personal hygiene than people of some other countries.

Ever been on the metro in Paris?

[francois]

Long gone, but not forgotten, was Gentleman Club, in Boyztown area with the cleanest bathrooms anywhere. Please no snide remarks, I am only talking about the facilities.

[arsenal]

Yes Francois. But located up a thin and winding staircase that would leave some of the Captain Humungous sized farangs crossing their legs rather than risk getting wedged. 😂

[scottish-guy]

He's in the jail now isn't he?

For all the reputation that it had I personally never saw anything untoward (although I heard that what was on show was certainly not all that was on offer)

[a447]

I heard that what was on show was certainly not all that was on offer

Wasnt that usually the case in Thailand back then?

[latintopxxx]

isnt that what they do with all the precious stones shopping trip scams...
...anyway I rarely fall into switch and bait trap....gogo bar..real easy...u can se the goods...on grindr I usually meet and inspect them on neutral ground...

[FarangRuMak]

isnt that what they do with all the precious stones shopping trip scams...
...anyway I rarely fall into switch and bait trap....gogo bar..real easy...u can se the goods...on grindr I usually meet and inspect them on neutral ground...
For 1st timers off the internet a meeting on neutral ground is wise.
I sat in one of the coffee shops near Tuk Com to take a call from a self described 20 yr old Adonis with a GR picture to match and observed a dangerous looking version of Mr Bean calling my silent phone 10 meters away.
Another time I met a stunning service worker outside on the street by arrangement and immediately he started telling me that he only had 15 minutes but needed more money than agreed. I told him to forget it and he went berserk.
Had he gotten into my room he would have been a lot worse and probably violent.

[goji]

For 1st timers off the internet a meeting on neutral ground is wise.
I agree completely. Since I've never seen the boy, it makes sense to meet him on neutral ground wherever possible, so that it's easier to cancel if there is any misrepresentation. If I have to direct him to the hotel, I always meet outside the building.


As for cleanliness, with Thais and some other east Asian mainland countries, their personal body cleanliness is very good, but what passes for cleaning in bathrooms, bedrooms etc is way below the standard I would set.

[FarangRuMak]

Thais can rise above their surroundings with an impressive self-confidence.
It might also be called delusion of course.
There's a tiny laneway of what can only be called bad looking horse loose-boxes near the former HAPPY BOYS bar and out of this streamed a line of well dressed, well groomed guys at circa 4pm each day on their way to Sunnee Plaza.
As you walk from Happy Bar towards the hotel at the entrance to Sunnee it's on the right.
When boys arrived in the bars they went into fantasy mode in their inimitable way.

[frequent]

For 1st timers off the internet a meeting on neutral ground is wise.
I sat in one of the coffee shops near Tuk Com to take a call from a self described 20 yr old Adonis with a GR picture to match and observed a dangerous looking version of Mr Bean calling my silent phone 10 meters away.It's much simpler than that. You say "If I see you and your pic has been photoshopped, no tip"

[scottish-guy]

Good job the boys aren't in a similar financial position to say "If I see you and you're 75 and not 50 as you claimed, no suckee-fuckee"

[FarangRuMak]

Good job the boys aren't in a similar financial position to say "If I see you and you're 75 and not 50 as you claimed, no suckee-fuckee"

I like to put my age, (some) perversions, prefrences, etc on the table before we meet.
Thus I know that I'm going to meet a guy who already knows what to expect.
Even after being filtered out out by many I'm USUALLY amazed by the quality of those that turn up.
I suspect that there's a unique Thai quid pro quo that comes into play not always evident to newbie farangs.
Even stunningly handsome, dark skinned Isaan boys often find it hard to get women.
The Chinese/Thai, pale faced, buck-toothed bitches despise their type and the more native Thai girls are attracted to high earners and foreigners.
I love everything about them so they in turn make allowances for my geriatric state.
This will not happen in Europe or in the USA and if it does the gentleman caller probably plans to strangle me.
Thailand Chai Yo!

[frequent]

Good job the boys aren't in a similar financial position to say "If I see you and you're 75 and not 50 as you claimed, no suckee-fuckee"Old white men still run the world, the richer the better

[latintopxxx]

I'm white ...an aggressive top...super high sex drive...not rich (just real comfortable) ...and still away off from my 50th....and I get to hop all over the planet...usually to piss poor parts (not only countries) ...its simply great....the amount and the variety of sex available is stunning...some days Im like a fucking dog in the forest..Im pissing on a tree while looking at a gazzillion other trees....just wish I had started way earlier...

[a447]

...and still away off from my 50th.......

Not according to your previous posts.

If they are to be believed,you would be in your 60's by now.

Please tell us which posts to believe and which posts to treat as lies.

[arsenal]

a447. Regardless of truth or otherwise, The Rabbi Poxxy's posts are all boring. But then as he has admitted on several occasions, almost by way of an apology. He lacks the ability to communicate on any normal level.

[frequent]

The Rabbi Poxxy's posts are all boring.Yet you can't stop commenting on almost every one of them

[arsenal]

A triumph of hope over experience Freakybum. Anyway, I thought you put me on ignore so .........pot/kettle, you know the rest.

[scottish-guy]

The only thing about the Rabbi that might possibly be under 50 is his waist - and from eyewitness reports even that is unlikely

[a447]

And his I.Q.

[scottish-guy]

Except isn't he allegedly a forensic accountant who bills multiple Clients for the same single trip in business class - and then screws all of them by traveling economy on e.g. China Southern?

Did I imagine that?

[arsenal]

Well someone imagined it. 🤕

[a447]

The fact that he expects us to believe that is sufficient proof of his low I.Q.

[Blueskytoday]

Wouldn't it be great if everyone never replied or responded to Latin again?? Poor guy,,he needs the attention...don't believe anything he writes....A Wanker...

[arsenal]

Freakybum loves him. 😘

[FarangRuMak]

The fact that he expects us to believe that is sufficient proof of his low I.Q.

But if it's true it reveals low ethics but a high I.Q.
Chai Mai?

[frequent]

I thought you put me on ignoreI only slum occasionally. For you it's the habit of a lifetime

[arsenal]

Freakybum wrote.
"I only slum occasionally. For you it's the habit of a lifetime"

And yet it was you who applied for the job of Latin's little arsewipe.

[a447]

But if it's true it reveals low ethics but a high I.Q.
Chai Mai?


But it can only be true if you buy the whole story; viz. he is a highly paid, high-flying international auditor who is somehow mysteriously in high demand in exotic gay destinations. The companies who employ him give him an expense account but, equally mysteriously, have no desire to claim it on tax and so do not ask for receipts.

[scottish-guy]

But it can only be true if you buy the whole story; viz..

VIZ is definitely the place for the Rabbi's tales

http://viz.co.uk/come-look-bottoms/

[latintopxxx]

stoopid...its called a per diem...I'm liable for the tax...
as an independent contractor I set my own rules...that includes listing the cost of a biz class flight as part of my package..
Im not in finance...I'm a food safety quality auditor
not all my contracts are in exotic locales...although I do try to pick and choose where I can...I've turned down jobs in places like nigeria or bangladesh
I often refer to "the company" because there are some companies that have me audit the same manufacturing plant or warehouse or raw material supplier on a yearly basis...so it almost feels like I'm part of their team.
And yes..it is a well paying job...I do jet around the globe a lot...and to date I enjoy it...especially since I have cut back on the work load.