Aussie lady shot in Minniapplous , please ban the guns !!

[Mickp]

All over the TV and radio news is the horrible story of the beutiful Australian lady shot last Saturday night in the USA .

Apparently she had called 000 upon hearing a noise and then the Cops came out and shot her instead !!

Her parents who are originally from the USA but now live in Sydney Australia were in the TV News calling for a massive investigation and the banning of guns !!

One thing is Anerica has way too many guns and lax gun laws !!!

Please ban the guns Mr Trump !

[frequent]

Evidently you are in possession of elements of this story not vouchsafed to any other source that I can find
1 She's a "lady". Every other source says she's a "woman"
2 She's a "beauty"
3 It look place in "Minniapplous"; every other news source says it was "Minneapolis"
4 Someone in Donald Trump's White House reads SGT and will relay your message to him. Now, much as I fancy Jared Kushner and would love to fuck his brains out - and he's supposed to be "gay-friendly" (whatever that means) - I doubt that such a person actually exists

[Mickp]

Oh bite my bum sweetheart !