scottish-guy
May 9th, 2017, 19:49
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An elderly English sex tourist with ties to Thailand and who goes under the moniker of Arsenal on a seedy internet sex forum, has launched a bizarre protest group in the Kingdom.
The movement which is born out of his obsession with rolling the clock back to the days of the "glorious British Empire" held its inaugural meeting on the pavement of a secret location near Beach Road and attracted a handful of like-minded English ex-pats and one very pale Ladyboy who sat on a bench and looked conspicuously out of place.
Arsenal, the self-appointed leader invited the international press to photograph the event and once they had assembled he proceeded to dance about maniacally in a Union Jack costume shouting "Nuke the Scots" whilst another elderly vagrant who claimed to based in Amsterdam made what appeared to be Nazi salutes to rouse a gaggle of inebriated women who had gathered. The Dutch, of course were the keenest collaborators during WWII and it seemed a strange mix, but the small band of oddballs and misfits seemed to like it
In a surreal end to the "press conference" the Nazi-saluting man handed out flyers for China Southern Airlines.
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An elderly English sex tourist with ties to Thailand and who goes under the moniker of Arsenal on a seedy internet sex forum, has launched a bizarre protest group in the Kingdom.
The movement which is born out of his obsession with rolling the clock back to the days of the "glorious British Empire" held its inaugural meeting on the pavement of a secret location near Beach Road and attracted a handful of like-minded English ex-pats and one very pale Ladyboy who sat on a bench and looked conspicuously out of place.
Arsenal, the self-appointed leader invited the international press to photograph the event and once they had assembled he proceeded to dance about maniacally in a Union Jack costume shouting "Nuke the Scots" whilst another elderly vagrant who claimed to based in Amsterdam made what appeared to be Nazi salutes to rouse a gaggle of inebriated women who had gathered. The Dutch, of course were the keenest collaborators during WWII and it seemed a strange mix, but the small band of oddballs and misfits seemed to like it
In a surreal end to the "press conference" the Nazi-saluting man handed out flyers for China Southern Airlines.
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