Pattaya report 2016

[a447]

The trip from Bangkok to Pattaya was very quick as there was hardly any traffic. I didn't bother to unpack - I headed straight over to Tukom, looking for a massage.

I was out of luck. Apart from Somjit massage, which had about 10 guys sitting outside (none particularly attractive), the others seemed practically deserted with one one or two boys outside. I need to see the guys before I go inside ; once inside I find it very difficult to just walk out if I don't find any suitable candidate.

I decided to wander over to a massage place near Boyztown. I have been a frequent visitor there over the years and had a regular guy who was absolutely awesome in bed. But the last few times I've come to Pattaya he hasn't been there. So I was going to give it one last shot.

I turned the corner and headed down the soi and there he was! A huge smile came across his face as he immediately recognised me. I was over the moon. But he was waiting for a customer so I told him I'd be back tomorrow. Which is, of course, today. I'll be off to see him after I've posted this.

Straight to Goodboys in the evening. It didn't look promising as I didn't recognise any of the boys. Where are my regulars? Have they gone back home?

I decided to sit in the bar opposite and wait. I suddenly noticed someone waving at me from the semi-darkness of the bar. It was Chet! Thank God!

I signalled my intentions and he came over to me, flashing that famous smile. He explained that he was with a customer and asked me to wait.

So I waited. And waited.

I decided I couldn't wait any longer so chose a guy I'd been making eye contact with. As we walked in, lo and behold one of my regulars rushed up out of nowhere.

"Me next. Ok?"

"Sure. No probrem!"

We went behind the screen. I was about worried as I didn't know what to expect. Where are the two Tons when you need them! When All of Me bar was open opposite Goodboys they would tell me who was well hung and who wasn't. They had a very intimate knowledge of the boys' anatomy. So I was taking a bit of a chance here.

I gave a huge sigh of relief when he told me he was from Isaan. And he certainly lived up to the reputation. And was a lovely guy as well.

We had a great time and somehow I ended up with cum on my leg. I'm still wondering how that is physically possible, given the aiming direction.

I came out of the toilet and there was number two already waiting for me, mobile phone in hand. I first met this guy maybe 4 or more years ago and used to spent time with him behind the screen every night.

Ok. Now for Chet. But he still wasn't free so I promised him I'd come back later.

Over to Eros.

The bar was packed and there was a shortage of boys because one customer had 5 sitting with him. Eventually he left and I was immediately joined by a nice looking guy. But he was drunk and there was no way he would be able to do anything.

I looked up, only to see a cock in my face. He sat down and the fun started. But he couldn't get it up, no matter how hard he tried. Never mind, I could, so he worked on me instead. Later he told me he had already been serviced by two customers, so no wonder he was lacking in power.

It was great to see the bar busy again - there was heaps of action going on and a distinct shortage of cushions!

Time to head back to Goodboys. Chet was waiting, as were my two guys from early in the night wanting a repeat performance.

I think anyone who has met Chet would agree that he is absolutely adorable; such a genuine and affectionate boy. And as we know, a real handful. OMG! It just seems bigger every time I see it. The finish was as expected - he's a young guy and has dozens of porn movies on his phone so we know the outcome of that. He told me that he was very horny yesterday. He had three customers and then went back to his room and did it fourth time! Oh, to be young again!

Ok. Chet is done. Two more to go. But that's it. No more. My arm was about to fall off.

By now I was low on funds so had to do a cash dash back to the hotel. Then back to Eros as I had promised the guy I would return so he could sa-moke me. And he did.

I headed back out into the soi and found myself at a bit of a loose end. Having cum, more sex was not an option so I walked around for a while. The beer bars were doing a roaring trade. Has Sunees' imminent demise been exaggerated, I wondered. Mind you, it could be dead tonight.

So I decided to check out Nice boys. There were about 12 guys, some on stage and others sitting with customers - the bar was quite full - but I didn't find any of the boys attractive.

But then I spotted a gorgeous waiter so quickly called him over. His English is quite good so we managed to have a very interesting conversation.

He told me he used to be a ladyboy (!) but his parents objected so he just went back to being gay. He said he preferred being gay because he now doesn't have to spend hours putting on his make -up. I sort of pencilled him for later - I'm not too sure.

So that was day one. And I'm a bit tired, as you can proudly imagine. But I can't hang around, I've got a massage boy waiting for me!

[Manforallseasons]

Hmmm, pleasant enough but not exactly a cliffhanger.

[Jellybean]

Hmmm, pleasant enough but not exactly a cliffhanger.


Well, Sir Thomas, perhaps you could give us a master class and write a trip report as it should be written, with a cliffhanger and all.

Your public awaits you . . .


:D

[a447]

Hmmm, pleasant enough but not exactly a cliffhanger.

Tell me what you want and I'll write it - just for you!

[Manforallseasons]

Tell me what you want and I'll write it - just for you!

Thats rather sporting of you, well flesh is nice but something with a bit of romance would be nice. :lol:

[Nirish guy]

There's plenty of romance - as the boys all LOVE A447's money and to see him cumming ! ( always quite literally in his case :-)

[Jellybean]

If I may make so bold a447, may I suggest the next instalment of your Pattaya 2016 report concludes along the following lines . . .

After sending a dozen red roses to the most gorgeous, well endowed young chap from BoyzBoyzBoyz go-go bar, I followed up by sending him a box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Ah! I had won him over. He readily agreed to be my boy-special for the remainder of my holidays, telling me, in hushed tones, 'You are so handsome sir, no payment will be necessary, it will be my pleasure to service you for free. Oh, sir, I am already in love with you!'

We then quickly decamped to my hotel bedroom, where the young Adonis quickly revealed his prodigious manhood and proceeded to get it hard. ‘Steady on!’ I cried. ‘Go and shower, then I’ll shower after you.’ Wow! I thought, things really are proceeding apace.

Oh my God! The sex god emerged from the shower 5 minutes later, completely naked and already standing to attention with pre-cum dripping from his humongous cock. ‘Strewth!’, I exclaimed! Then I quickly showered, hoping to avoid my crisis before I returned to the bedroom to do justice to my eager and willing young stud.

After 5 minutes I was as clean as I ever would be and returned to the room, only to find . . .

[Cue dramatic music: – den . . . Den . . . DEN!]

[Cue caption: –

Tune in tomorrow night to learn what a447 discovered
when he emerged from the shower]

To be continued . . .

Surely a447, even your most vociferous critic could find no fault with the above cliffhanger. It has romance and sex in equal measure. Even I am itching to read the next instalment. Ooooh . . . pass the mint imperials!

:D

[a447]

Jellybean, you're a scream!!!

Let's get real here. I will never find romance in Thailand, that's for sure. I am more than satisfied with the fantasy of a boyfriend and his never-dying love.

The people who say money can't buy happiness are obviously not old gay guys wanting to enjoy sex with hot young guys.

[a447]

I arrived right on time and my massage guy was waiting patiently for me. We didn't get down to business straight away; instead, we sat and chatted about what had happened since we last met.

The massage part didn't last long, as we were both eager to get it on. I didn't have to do anything except liethere, close my eyes and enjoy.

Being gay, and being in the massage business for a long time, he knows exactly what to do. He is very skilled at his profession. He possesses every blowjob technique known to man, so much so that when I'm with him I'm tempted to just let him continue until I cum.

But he's got ideas and plenty of other tricks up his sleeve and I just go with the flow. One of his techniques is a topic I've been writing about recently - rimming. So after the long blowjob he rolled me over onto my stomach and off he went. Before too long he had me on all fours, rimming and jacking me at the same time. God, I love this guy!

On with the condom and in he went. And like my afternoon companion in Bangkok he can fuck forever and as usual, I had to eventually say "enough!" But not before we'd gone through multiple changes of position. If you want to enjoy a session with him you need to be very flexible. And he didn't just fuck me - he made love to me, which is one of the reasons I see him all the time. I love guys who are not only very talented in bed, but also take their time. Not many guys are like that, in my experience.

The chuck wow took a long time and we took turns working his cock. I asked him how on earth he chuck wowed and he said it was quite tiring. No surprise there. He was furiously jacking off while sa-moking me, eventually cumming on my chest. I finished a few seconds later.

We collapsed on the bed and just lay there in silence. We almost dozed off but were women by the noise in the room next door. A customer was wanking his massage guy and we both had a bit of a giggle when we heard him cum.

That is one downside to this place. The walls do not go right up to the ceiling - they share one air -conditioner - and so you can hear everything. That doesn't bother me, as we are all here for the same thing. Also, the place is very shabby and run down,

But there is a reason for this - they are closing and moving to Sunee Plaza in January, first opening up as a beer bar and then opening up a massage place.

And btw, Niceboys, I've been told by an expat, is closing down and moving to the old Sunny Boys site.

The more the merrier. Sunee is not done yet.

[Moses]

Thank you for report :)

In addition to pleasure to read new report I got pleasure to watch reaction to your report at 3 forums: it is funny - how different it is :)

[arsenal]

A447 wrote:
"The people who say money can't buy happiness are obviously not old gay guys wanting to enjoy sex with hot young guys."
Carpe diem. Seize the boy. Off the boy. Seize the moment. Have a seizure. Die happy.

[a447]

A447 wrote:
"The people who say money can't buy happiness are obviously not old gay guys wanting to enjoy sex with hot young guys."
Carpe diem. Seize the boy. Off the boy. Seize the moment. Have a seizure. Die happy.

Absolutely! That's the only way to go, doing what you love best. I wouldn't mind dying with a cock in my hand, so long as it wasn't my own!

Life is way too short. No regrets. Just go for it. But just make sure you don't hurt anyone in the process.

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Heading down the soi to Goodboys I just know there will be someone waiting for me. Tonight there were 5!

Nuu was first cab off the rank. When we had finished he just lay there quietly in my arms, savouring the moment. I love that look of contentment on the boys' faces. He gave me a kiss and we then went to clean up . We returned to the sofa where he promptly fell asleep on my lap.

But the other boys were circling. No rest time for the wicked. Damn! Just when I was enjoying the intimacy.

Chet changed places with Nuu and gave me a hug and a kiss - on the lips!! Ok, it wasn't full-on, but still, I really appreciated it. Afterall, he is totally straight.

Out came the equipment. It's fucking unbelievable. I'm in awe every time I see it, and I've seen it many, many times over the years. I still remember the first time I laid eyes on it. Surely it can't be real. It has to be silicone. No way can that monster be "original."

But of course, it is.

After we'd finished he thanked me, kissed me again and then we both sat there watching it slowly "deflate." It was an awesome sight. We then chatted for a while. We somehow manage to get past the language barrier, but it's not easy.

Three other guys were lined up but I had to decline as I wanted to go to Boyzboyzboyz for the show.

I thought I'd better get there early so I can get a seat down the front for the 10 pm show. No problem - it was barely a quarter full. But by the time the show started -10:30 - the place was packed. All Chinese, of course.

BBB has someone for everybody, from twinks to daddies and grand-dads. They were all wearing jeans. Only a few guys appealed to me, one of whom kept flashing his smile on my direction.

When the B-boys came on stage I went outside and there he was, sitting out in the Soi. He called me over. Wow, he's even cuter close up. But as soon as I sat down I realised he was way too fem for me. I wanted to get up and leave straight away but I thought that would be a bit rude, so I stayed and chatted. He's from Cambodia and told me he'd come to Pattaya because the money was a lot better.

I made my escape when the B-boys came outside. The rest of show was basically the same old, same old except for one new but totally inane act. It consisted of boys with hard -ons lining up behind a guy dressed as a woman. "She" bent over on a chair, the guy put a balloon up against "her" arse and pressed hard to pop it. And that was it - one balloon popped after another. Give me strength! Is that really the best they can do?

As usual there was cock everywhere you looked.

I walked out into the soi and wandered around a bit. Cupidol wasn't doing too well, nor was Prima. But overall, a nice crowd for a weekday I guess.

By now I was feeling a bit horny so decided to go to Eros for a repeat performance of the previous night. It was almost midnight and there were only 3 customers. Pancake, the waiter, told me they'd be closing in half an hour.

Sunees' crowd was down quite a bit on last night, understandably, but it certainly was far from deserted. Ting Tong Red seems to be doing ok - they have a lot of boys working there.

BTW I forgot to tell you what my massage guy told me today. He said the reason they were moving to Sunee was because the rent is cheaper there, but also because the owner was sick and tired of paying tea money to every policeman who decided to drop by every day to collect. Apparently, some ask for 500 baht, others 1000, and so on. The amounts are small but obviously it all adds up.

[arsenal]

A447: Which massage place is moving to Sunee?

[a447]

Narcissus. But the new owner is going to see how his beer bar goes first before investing in massage.

[a447]

After my massage we sat down on the bed and enjoyed the various noises coming from the room next-door. When another room is occupied they turn on the music to disguise what's going on, but the speakers are stuffed and there are long periods of time when nothing comes out of them.

Today we heard the voice of what sounded like a young Englishman. He was encouraging the boy to do something.

"Try it! Just try!" he was saying.

Try what, I wonder. The mind boggles.

The rest of our chat consisted of him telling me he was going to try a new position tomorrow and me trying to guess what it is. To be honest, I don't think there are many positions left. He's quite an expert and loves looking at the action in the mirror that covers the wall next to the bed.

I got dressed and put on my glasses, only to find the frame was broken so I went to the optician in Royal Garden to get them fixed. The bad news was that I needed new lenses. I had the glasses made in Bangkok a few years ago and paid extra for the German lenses, so I was really pissed off that they hadn't lasted very long.

A young girl did the eye testing and then a young guy told me he would measure my face to check the shape of the lenses. I'd spoken to him earlier and had held his wrist while I admired his gold bracelet.

I sat down and he drew up a chair in front of me. He had to lean forward to put the instrument to my eyes so I found myself sitting with one leg between his. He touched my leg with his knee as he came even closer and I reciprocated ever so slightly.

When he was finished he asked me if I had a boyfriend. I told me I didn't and he said that he was available! If I hadn't already had dinner I would have invited him to join me.

Walking back along the street down by Boyztown I passed one of the massage places and witnessed something new. I got the call.

"Massa ~?"

I turned around to see two massage guys sitting on a bench. One had his hand between the others guy's legs, openly groping him! In public! Only in Thailand!

Tonight I started off as usual at Goodboys and took the two guys in the same order as last night. But tonight was different - the first guy wasn't himself; he seemed very sleepy. Could be be on something, I wondered.

He turned to one of the guys - the one with the silicone cock - and asked to borrow his phone with all the porn on it but his so-called "friend" demanded 20 baht. So we did it without the movies and it took about half an hour.

Chet was with a customer so I decided to head over to Eros. I sat with a new guy tonight. He soon told me he hadn't cum in days so I was happy to oblige.

Back to Goodboys for Chet. When we'd finished I suggested he reciprocate, which he gladly agreed to. But his technique wasn't very good at all; no surprise there as he's used to something a little...err....larger. Also, I don't think he's had much experience servicing customers as he's usually on the receiving end. Never mind.

Off to BBB. I got there at 11 and it was standing room only. I couldn't even get in the door, so I decided to wait till the midnight show and took a look insude Cupidol.

Wow! Very nice. Lots of guys and very modern. Soft drinks 160, alcohol 180. As I left Iran into number 53 outside. Gorgeous. Another boy to pencil in.

The sexy boy show was nothing special, if you've seen it before. Add in the past, the highlight for me was Mr Every Gay Man's Wet Dream. He's still gorgeous and still has that body to die for. And as always you never get to see his impressive hard-on, as it's always kept in his pants or covered up.

He took part in a new act - simulated fucking. I just kept telling myself it was real.

The sexy boy show was spoilt by a group of Chinese women who had obviously never seen anything like it. Their piercing screams during the big cock show gave me a headache and, of course, merely encouraged more guys to show their junk in their faces.

And finally, drop into BBB is you want to see the latest and greatest Thai hair styles. They range from the sublime to the utterly ridiculous.

There was a new guy there tonight whose hair had been dyed silver and shaped into a wedge on the top. Not a hair was out of place. He was an arrogant prick - god's gift to women.

A elderly male couple told the waiter they wanted him to sit with them. The boy flatly refused.

And this is a change I've noticed. The guys are all straight and because so many Chinese women are in the audience, that's where their attention now lies. We are old news, I'm afraid.

[Manforallseasons]

Woman of any kind do not belong in a gay go go, they are often there to gawk at the gay people secondly to see the boys.

[Nirish guy]

. As I left Iran ...............into number 53 outside.

Holy god whilst I know you'd go to ANY lengths for a good shag and like living on the edge I thought SHIT even for you your risking going all the way to IRAN for a fuck was pushing things just a bit TOO much perhaps !!! :-)

Why oh why do I have the most horrible feeling that you're going to say "well it's funny you should say that as I DID have this fuck in Iran once and........" lol

[Blueskytoday]

Well, I know the bars are in biz to make money of course..but....I will not go to sex shows anylonger as I do not want to be amoung Straight Chinese women. some with husbands in tow....uncomfortable and boring with them in the place..I went for the show and the gays in the establishment,,not to be around straight Chinese.

[frequent]

Well, I know the bars are in biz to make money of course..but....I will not go to sex shows anylonger as I do not want to be amoung Straight Chinese women. some with husbands in tow....uncomfortable and boring with them in the place..I went for the show and the gays in the establishment,,not to be around straight Chinese.

You can always offer the wives the opportunity to watch while you fuck their husbands. They might learn something.

[a447]

Women have been visiting gay bars for years. I still remember the uproar when Neal put a sign up outside his bar, welcoming women. It was, of course, just a commercial decision as if he had had his way he would not have allowed it.

The Chinese were pouring through the doors in groups last night at BBB. Did they get off a tour bus?? Where the fuck did they suddenly turn up from? The bar now seems to be employing Chinese -speaking staff, so I wonder if there is some arrangement between the bar and the tour companies.

Many girls arrive together without male friends and invite the guys to sit with them but I've rarely seen them leave with a boy. Same goes for the Chinese gay couples - they just watch the show.

I now don't care if women come into the bar; I just ignore them and enjoy myself regardless. I don't care if they look on while I have a feel of a cock.

But two things really piss me off.

Firstly, the screaming drives me mad. For Christ's sake, it's only a cock.

Secondly, their presence now draws the attention of the boys away from us. The hot guys no longer bother to make eye contact - they are desperate to be offed by a young, attractive woman, not by us.

At BBB there is now a small group of guys who think they are god's gift to women. They have become the new superstars. They stand at the front of the stage, fully dressed and just pose, all the time desperately trying to attract the attention of the girls. These are the guys who tend have the most ridiculous hair-styles.

BTW, last night only a couple of coyote dancers appeared in underwear. All the other guys stood on stage in jeans and some wore tops. Is this the new normal?? I got there late so that may have not been the case earlier on.

[francois]

Firstly, the screaming drives me mad. For Christ's sake, it's only a cock.



It's only a cock! Wash your mouth out with some nahm-wow, a447.:p

[arsenal]

FYI: Just so you all know. The Chinese (men and women) can scream at anything and I mean anything. I have left coffee shops at the noise generated by the excitement over cheesecake. But then gay Thai boys do quite a bit of screaming themselves which is equally irritating and I have left bars at the noise generated by them.

And A44. I don't agree that the women take the boys away. BBB isn't really a go go bar as such, it's a show bar so it's not a fair comparison. I would agree that when women come in the boys make eye contact with them but then they make eye contact with me when I walk in too. I have never been turned down for a women unless the boy has already been offed.

MFAS: I've never been gawked at in a go go bar except by the boys trying to catch my eye. It was short lived but GAY was a go go bar where all were welcomed and taken care of. Whenever I went there I was always invited to off boys whether straight or gay and regardless of any other customers. And my three offs from there were all straight.

And you might like to bear in mind that your average Thai boy is pretty well endowed whereas your average Chinese man is going to be somewhere between small and underdeveloped with many of them measuring little more than a few centimeters. This is a fact.

[francois]

And you might like to bear in mind that your average Thai boy is pretty well endowed whereas your average Chinese man is going to be somewhere between small and underdeveloped with many of them measuring little more than a few centimeters. This is a fact.

With a population of 1.4 Billion Chinese that says something about small cocks.

[a447]

With a population of 1.4 Billion Chinese that says something about small cocks.


True. But have a look at the Chinese photos on Tumblr - Photoblue, for example. There are some very well-hung guys in China. Given the overall population there must be millions!

BTW François, have you noticed I have considerably toned down my reports?

Arsenal wrote:
"I have never been turned down for a women unless the boy has already been offed. "

Me, neither. But then again, if I see a guy going gaga over a girl in the audience, I don't even try. And I'm sure the arrogant guy with the silver hair - styled like a dog turd that had been run over by a truck and then stuck on top of his head - would have turned me down if I had asked him to sit with me. I'm no better looking than either of the gay couple he refused to sit with.

The non-superstars still make eye contact and call you over if you go outside, as I do when the B-boys perform . It's just that in any other bar in Pattaya I never have competition from young, sometimes very sexy, Chinese girls.

[arsenal]

A447: You don't actually know those guys are Chinese, They could be from a number of different countries. Not only are most Chinese willies tiny but they are often a strange shape like a tear drop. If anyone doesn't believe me then take a look at the Chinese army physical videos available all over the internet and you'll see.
I've enjoyed two of the BBB superstars and both were excellent.

[a447]

My massage boy led me upstairs to our usual room. Today he had a surprise for me - a sex position involving a chair. Unfortunately, the room was already occupied so we moved next door to a room with no chair. Oh well, I wasn't particularly disappointed, given that I think the position required me to be something of a contortionist.

The massage place ran out of massage cream and only had oil, which I hate. They refused to buy a new supply because they are about to close down. So today I turned up to find my masseur had gone out and bought some cream, just for me. The only problem is, it was really cheap - 100 baht - so who knows what's in it. Something tells me I should have bought my own and taken it along.

Straight over to Goodboys after dinner with some members of another board. Tonight Nuu performed beautifully and again feel asleep with me on the sofa after the deed.

Chet was supposed to be next but he was taken by a couple of guys while Nuu and I were busy. I looked through the screen behind me and there was one of the guys rimming him. What's with all this rimming all of a sudden??

In the meantime a new guy came and sat with us and watched the action. It was obvious what he wanted so Nuu got up and changed places. The new guy's name is Ben and he's from Isaan. You know the rest.

Then over to Eros. The place was practically deserted.

An Asian guy sat down, grabbed a boy and started having his way with him. He didn't want to buy the boy a drink but was eventually told it was the custom to do so. He left the bar without tipping the boy! Unbelievable.

My plan was to spend some time in Eros while Chet recovered but one thing led to another and I came to a sticky end.

So over to BBB. I arrived around 11 but there weren't any seats in the front row so I hung around till the 10:30 show finished.

The highlight of the evening was not the show. It was a guy who looked like he was in his fifties who came in dressed in white spangled hot pants which continued up to his chest to form a kind of bra. He had a white garter on each leg and was wearing flip-flops and carrying a white fan. He's obviously a regular in the bar as none of the boys batted an eyelid.

What can I say? Good on him! That's his way of expressing himself and he's not harming anyone. I wonder if he walks around during the day dressed like that.

[arsenal]

And it's difficult to reconcile the gay demands that non-gay premises allow us all to go there with our boyfriends and tongue him without so much as a sideways glance while at the same time resenting straight people who come into our domain. Separate but equal, you either want it or you don't but you can't have both.

NB: I can accept you don't want straight women in go go bars if you genuinely believe that it hampers your chances with the boys which I personally don't. But not if you just don't like them.

[scottish-guy]

I don't even appreciate short-haired, fat-arsed, leather-clad, bulldog-faced, loud-mouthed, beer-swilling, pool-playing lesbians in the gay bars I frequent, far less straight people

Is that a politically incorrect enough statement to end the year with ?

:yahoo_mini:

[arsenal]

Scottish Guy wrote:
"I don't even appreciate short-haired, fat-arsed, leather-clad, bulldog-faced, loud-mouthed, beer-swilling, pool-playing lesbians in the gay bars I frequent, far less straight people."

Well I'm not surprised. Apparently it was the Kirkaldy Lesbian synhronised swimming team that was initially mistaken for the Loch Ness monster.

[a447]

Goodboys has really taken off since I was last here. Plenty of boys and there have been customers every time I've visited this trip - a far cry from the times when I was the only customer. In those days you could drop in any time and chances are the boys would be up for it. But not any more.

An observation. I saw a world map showing all the various cock sizes of guys, country by country. Thailand was, from memory, towards the bottom. I find this very difficult to believe.

Why? Well, if you go into any gogo bar which has a big cock show you will see that a large proportion of the guys who stand on stage in their undies re-appear in the show. Last night in BBB I counted around 28 guys, which is around 50% of their boys. Same for the bars in Soi Twilight. They don't bring in hung guys for the show - they just use their own guys.

And all the guys I've had the pleasure to know in Goodboys have massive members. Way more than half, I suspect. The others I have yet to get intimately acquainted with.

I know one can't extrapolate from those figures that a majority of Thais are hung.

But is over 50% just a coincidence? I'm presuming here that the gogo bars do not stipulate a big cock as a prerequisite for employment. I'll find out what BBB requires of its boys when my "special friend" comes back to visit me tonight. He knows.

[scottish-guy]

I sometimes feel like the Loch Ness Monster - over several decades we've both never had more than about 3 decent humps.

:yahoo_mini:

[arsenal]

A447: Thai boys small? Nope. Not. Some of them are small in size and sometimes their willies (I love that word, always makes me giggle) are in proportion but a Thai boy is rarely anything other than very nicely put together. In my considerable experience.

[a447]

And in mine, as well. Which is why I wonder just how scientific that survey was. Did they actually take out a ruler and measure the willies?

If not, I would have been more that willing to lend a hand!

[scottish-guy]

I can just see A447's new part time job .................

U.N. Weapons Inspector

[arsenal]

So who here has a Weapon of Mass Eruption?
ROFL.

[a447]

So who here has a Weapon of Mass Eruption?
ROFL.

I'll reveal all after I've finished my upcoming inspection. He's coming back for round 2 in 15 minutes.

Stand back!

[Old git]

A guy who has a big dick is of little use if he struggles to rise to the occasion - I much prefer to suck a small rock hard dick than a large one that refuses to defy gravity..

Also, I like a dick that is well proportioned - a dick with a knob that is no wider than the shaft is not very attractive, especially if it then tapers to a point with an overlong foreskin. On the other hand, a fat square ended knob that forces back the foreskin (if the guy's not cut) even when flaccid, is much more attractive, both to look at and get personal with..

[a447]

For a number of years I had a regular guy with whom I spent every day of my 4 annual holidays in Pattaya. I met him when he worked at Eros. He them moved to Sunny Boys. After that bar closed down he went back home and I didn't see him for over a year. I became a butterfly again.

For me, he's perfect in every way. Very shy, quiet, polite...the list goes on. He's very handsome and, of course, has that beautiful Thai smile that charms the socks off me. And that body! So slim, with skin as smooth as silk. Oh, and that big, fat cock that rises to the occasion at the slightest touch.

He's got it all.

Many bar boys moved to other businesses in Sunee when Sunny Boys closed. One of them works at Tingtong Red. When I ran into him one evening the first thing he told me was that my boy was back in Pattaya. On a later visit that evening to Eros, many boys told me the same thing. They all knew we were a couple.

Yesterday he contacted me. Twenty minutes later we were hugging each other outside my hotel.

Up in the room we had so much catching up to do. He told me after Sunny Boys closed he went to Korat where he worked for a year in a curtain hotel - as a cleaner. He said many Thai guys just threw the used condoms onto the floor. A couple of times he said he trod on one and got cum between his toes. Yuk!!!

He earned 9000 baht per month and for that he had to work 14 hours a day. When the owner upped his salary to 10,000 he was on call 24 /7. He's left soon after.

He now freelances and works a few nights a week in a beer bar in Jomtien Complex, along with his younger brother.

A couple of days ago he applied for a job at Boyzboyzboyz. At the interview he said he was told he needed to bulk up and was told he would have to work out. Oh, and yes, they checked the size of his cock and apparently, were very impressed. (As they would be.) They didn't actually measure it; they just asked him to go to the toilet and get hard, took a good look at it and told him he was size 54 condom. They said he could start working that day.

But he found it difficult because he doesn't have any friends there and he said he didn't feel like he belonged. It was not his scene.

I suggested he could be part of the big cock show, knowing full well what he'd say.

"No. Cannot. Too shy."

I then said he could be one of their coyote dancers. Apparently, they earn 15,000 baht per month, but once again, he said he was too shy to appear on stage in his underwear. This guy is a real tiger in bed, but I remember that when he was working in the gogo bars he always looked a bit uncomfortable.

He's still thinking about whether or not to work at BBB.

Enough chatting. We got down to business.

Nothing had changed. As in the past, I still found it difficult to bottom because his cock is so thick, but it's amazing what liberal amounts of KY can do. He's also into trying out various positions.

Sadly, he doesn't rim. Lol

Time for the chuck wow. I'd forgotten that he likes to cum on me. He asked me where so I said on my stomach would be just fine.

Something else I'd forgotten - his cumshot. OMG!! This is exactly what I've been dying to see.

This guy doesn't just cum - he explodes and cum sprays everywhere. The first shot flew over my head and hit the wall and the bedhead. Luckily, I quickly closed my eyes as I got a bit of an unexpected facial. He finished with a few very powerful squirts on my neck and chest - and the sheets and pillow. He missed my stomach altogether. He then collapsed on top of me, totally spent. That's what you get when you are young and don't cum for three days.

We lay there, glued together in a sticky mess.

We showered and then headed over to Central Festival for dinner at the Fuji Japanese restaurant, followed by coffee at Starbucks. Exactly like before.

This guy is not your typical gogo boy - he's up with all the latest news. Among other topics, we discussed Trump's attitude to China (!), Japanese prime minister Abe's visit to Pearl Harbor (!!) and the price of gold(!!!). We also covered Aleppo and Muslim migration into Germany. Oh, and Philippines president Duterte. Amazing. His English grammar is all over the place but he has a large and varied vocabulary. And he has Google Translate.

We then came back to my room for some drinks before starting round two. As expected, the cumshot wasn't quite as spectacular, but this time I remembered to take the pillows off the bed before he lay on his back for the finish. By normal standards, it was still very impressive indeed, but he still looked a little sheepish.

Mai pen rai! We can try again tomorrow.

[fountainhall]

But have a look at the Chinese photos on Tumblr - Photoblue, for example. There are some very well-hung guys in China. Given the overall population there must be millions!
I love most of the Photoblue boys - great looks, great bodies and nice endowments - but they all come from Taiwan not the mainland. Must be something in the diet there! But it bears out my own research on the island over quite a number of years. Recently met someone with a well-hung 20 cms - and measured it to be sure!

Incidentally the site seems to be in the process of being renamed Blue Man.

I know arsenal's experience seems to be that the Chinese are generally not well endowed. The other day I met a visiting Chinese who was born in Yunnan Province but now lives in Singapore. Long and the thickest cock I have seen in years!


An observation. I saw a world map showing all the various cock sizes of guys, country by country. Thailand was, from memory, towards the bottom. I find this very difficult to believe.
These world charts seem to be a sham, a marketing tool for companies selling mechanical devices to increase your penis length. Interesting article about them recently on the AsiaGuys blog site which suggested that Thais on average are between 9.3 and 10.5 cms. That is surely nonsense!

http://www.asiaguys.net/the-long-and-the-short-of-it/

[fountainhall]

Some of the more recent Photoblue boys

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[fountainhall]

Just noticed that Photoblue has started a series of G-rated promo videos for the online X-rated mags. Here's one -


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MujXXfKP0c

[a447]

Incidentally the site seems to be in the process of being renamed Blue Man.

I thought Blue Man was the name of their magazine.

And yes, Taiwan obviously has some very well-hung guys. One of their models in particular is huge - and as cute as a button!

[fountainhall]

I thought Blue Man was the name of their magazine.

And yes, Taiwan obviously has some very well-hung guys. One of their models in particular is huge - and as cute as a button!
Sorry for the confusion. Yes, the on-line mag is titled Blue Man but the photos always used to have the photoblue0.blogspot.tw credits. That changed about 6 months ago to just Blue Man.

Is the model you are thinking about this guy?

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He's had about 4 different photo sets over the last 3 years. There's also an explicit 4-minute video featuring him but unfortunately it breaks the rules of this site and so I can not upload it. I read that he's a life model in an art class. I once had a short chat with him on jack'd. He used a photo from this photoset as his image and went under the name Darren. But he'd deleted his details when I returned a couple of months later. Sadly I never met him!

[a447]

Oh, well done fountainhall! Yes, that's him!

So gorgeous, and hung like a donkey.

I once saw a video of him jacking off in a bathroom. One of the hottest videos ever.

[scottish-guy]

How can anyone have a waist that size :rolleyes:

As the real Scotty might have said:

"Captain, it defies the laws of physics"

[arsenal]

Scottish wrote:
"How can anyone have a waist that size?"

A diet that doesn't consist of deep fried pizza and Mars Bars washed down with 6 pints of McEwan's would be a start. Haha. Happy Hogmanay.

[francois]

BTW François, have you noticed I have considerably toned down my reports?



Keep up the good work! Oh, I did get a glimpse of you at Elephant Plaza Hotel with some of the other elephants but didn't know it was you until later.

[a447]

Keep up the good work! Oh, I did get a glimpse of you at Elephant Plaza Hotel with some of the other elephants but didn't know it was you until later.


Was that Wednesday night?? Who told you it was me??

[fountainhall]

The same model looking more suave from the most recent photo shoot -

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[a447]

How can anyone have a waist that size :rolleyes:

As the real Scotty might have said:

"Captain, it defies the laws of physics"

What defies the laws of physics is not his waist, I can assure you. How he gets that thing up is amazing.

If you don't know where to see him in all his glory, let me know.

I prefer the first photo of him. Like so many guys, he really comes to life when he smiles.

Imagine that laughing gear wrapped around your knob!

[fountainhall]

With a tongue ready to do a lot of the work!!

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[Bert]

Can somebody tell me more about this website Photoblue0.blogspot.tw??

It seems to have an amazing amount of pics of (very) nice (Taiwanese) boys?
I can't read chinese, so I really don't know what the website is all about?
Only pics? Adverts? Movies?

Thanks a lot for help

[fountainhall]

photoblue0.blogspot.tw is run by a Taiwan publishing company pubu.com.tw. It seems to publish quite a variety of on-line magazines and perhaps books. Blue Man is one of those magazines. It has monthly photo features of Taiwan guys starting with them fully clad and ending up naked, usually with an orgasm. Occasionally there is more than one guy but rarely full-on sex scenes. The pics feature handsome models (most very handsome) and the photography is far more artistic than most similar types of photo.

The website is here. You can see on the left side photos of the covers of the last 50 or so magazines.

https://photoblue0.blogspot.tw

When you open the site, it may be just a few lines in Chinese characters with an orange box. Click the box to access the main site.

Until earlier this year, the site included fully naked pics of the models. However, for whatever reason, they now self-censor most of the accessible photos with masking. You can subscribe and receive the magazines electronically but for that you need to read Chinese and pay in NT$. However, many of the photos quite quickly appear on lots of tumblr sites featuring Asian guy pics. Quite a few explicit pics are on the gallery section of www.asiaguys.net (http://www.asiaguys.net) but this requires registering and signing in.

[a447]

http://www.1069juno.com/?s=blue+man

[Bert]

thanks fountainhall, love those taiwan guys....some look great and very sexy.

Did someone visit the gay scene in Taipeh? Comparable with Bangkok (massage, sauna, cost of living...)?

[a447]

The transformation of Jomtien Complex has been truly amazing.

Last time I visited for dinner the place was dead - virtually in total darkness. Now the soi which has the Venue at one end is really jumping, all lit up and with tables and chairs spilling out of the bars and into the soi. I've never seen so many customers in such a short stretch, Boyztown excepted.

I went there with my boy as he works on and off in one of the bars, along with his brother. He sat down in his bar and I went for a wander up and down. As expected, lots of guys - Cambodian and Lao, as has been reported here - rushed up to me to invite me to sit down. If I were alone I could have lots of fun here. Well, at least tonight. I wonder if it is this busy every night. Probably not.

I actually wanted to go over to BBB but my friend wasn't too keen to go. The manager would ask him why he hasn't turned up for work.

For me, the superstar of BBB is not to be found amongst those designated by the bar to occupy that lofty position. To be honest, I don't find any of them particularly attractive. I've got my eyes on a guy I first described last year. At that time he was number 77, if memory serves me correctly. I described him as the axe murderer - I meant that in the nicest possible way, of course.

He had a raw, masculine, wild look - as though he'd stepped out of the Amazon jungle and flown all the way to Pattaya. Of course, he had actually stepped out of a rice field in Isaan and caught the bus here.

In those days he hardly every smiled and he looked positively fierce and intimidating. But when he smiled...OMG! He was gorgeous. His toned body and massive appendage made me go weak at the knees.

He's still there but now smiles a lot more often. But he's quite elusive; one minute he's on stage and the next he's gone. Gone where?

He appears in the big cock show, sporting a truly magnificent example of Isaan manhood. It's way too big for me - there's no way I'd be bending over to take that monster.

A couple of nights ago he stepped down from the stage during the big cock show and gave me a feel. He wasn't wearing a condom, so I actually got to touch the real thing. I could hardly get my hand around it. I flashed 100 baht and in return he flashed me a smile. Heaven.

But I won't be offing him. For one, he's hardly ever there and secondly, I'll leave him for the ladies, who he would much rather spent time with.

If BBB thinks it needs designated bar stars (it doesn't), it should choose its more carefully to cater not only for the Chinese women, but also for those who admire raw, unadulterated masculinity.

[gerefan2]

What's his number now?

[a447]

He doesn't have one.

[fountainhall]

Did someone visit the gay scene in Taipeh? Comparable with Bangkok (massage, sauna, cost of living...)?
Several posters here have been to Taipei and I think it's fair to say that only one did not enjoy it. The others, myself included, generally have a ball there. If you are serious about visiting, there are several threads you can read -

http://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showthread.php?17404-Taiwan-some-observations-and-information
http://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showthread.php?18061-Taiwan-Island-Tour-and-More-on-Taipei
http://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showthread.php?18261-Taipei-Pride-Parade-2016
http://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showthread.php?17381-Taipei-Gay-Pride-2015
http://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showthread.php?16798-Taipei
http://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showthread.php?16331-Taiwan

As you will read, I have been visiting regularly for decades (mostly on business) and now usually visit about 4 times a year (mostly for pleasure!) I love the Taiwanese guys! Many speak much better English than you'll find in Thailand, hardly any are rent boys, there are saunas, bars, cafes and a couple of hot springs where guys walk around totally naked - many of them in their 20s. The latter are not totally gay and are not there for sex (although in one there is a little action in the steam room). They are simply a great place to watch some gorgeous guys and perhaps exchange a phone number or two for meeting later.

A couple of caveats, though. Obviously Taiwan is not Thailand. The gay scene is not nearly as "in your face" as in Soi Twilight or Boystown. In general Taiwanese guys are more reserved than their Thai counterparts. And it does require both patience and some advance research. Get on the apps and try and make a couple of Taiwan friends before you arrive. They can be a huge help in getting to know your way around Taipei and finding some of the gay places. But this research certainly pays off. Perhaps because there is a shortage of older westerners living and working in Taipei, there is quite a large number of young Taiwanese very keen to meet up. Like the poster aussie_ I have found several guys on the apps who have also become very good friends.

Yes, it is a bit more expensive, especially in accommodation although there are a number of pretty cheap hotels around. Check on the agoda and hotelscombined sites. Depending on your tastes, food can either be about the same price or considerably more expensive than Thailand. Transport is cheap and the subway system is extensive. And you save by not having to pay to meet guys! I have even offered train or bus fares to guys I meet - and it is always declined.

The second caveat is that one of the budget airlines I have praised in a previous post has now gone out of business. V Air no longer serves Bangkok and Taipei. The cheapest tickets out of Thailand are either Tiger Air Taiwan which departs around 8:00pm non-stop to Taipei or require a change either in Manila or in Hong Kong. But China Airlines still has some reasonably decent non-stop fares if you book early.

A few more Blue Men to whet your appetite!!

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[GWMinUS]

I am on my way to the Philippines in February.
Flying EVA so I will stop over in Taipei for a few days.
But my main reason for stopping is to meet my Taiwanese friend of 14 years.
He is now 31 and has one of those HUGE beautiful uncut Cocks!! Cannot say more.
But I have been chatting with several other young men there. They are mostly in their 30s and have fantastic bodies. They say they love to workout at the gym and it shows.
So maybe I will have a short report when I return home in March.
NOW back to a447's Great Adventures... Love reading about them!!
GWMinUS

[a447]

I'm sitting here all alone in my room, wondering if I've made the right decision.

After sex we always go to dinner and then to Starbucks where we sit and chat. Last night over coffee I told him that I needed to take a break from sex (honestly, I did!) as I was feeling very drained. He understood completely. No sex tonight, but we'd resume tomorrow. I figured that if I took a short break - just missing one session - it would enable me to get completely back on track.

On the baht bus back from Jomtien Complex, the other passengers got off along the way and we suddenly found ourselves alone. We sat and cuddled and got a bit touchy-feely.

Back in the room we quickly showered and jumped into bed. Any thoughts of ever taking a break from sex with him disappeared once I had my lips around that magnificent cock.

By now, he has also had a lot of sex so there is no way he's going to hit the wall behind the bedhead. But he still has a massive orgasm and he still manages to produce a prodigious amount of cum, so all is not lost.

When we had finished, however, I told him that there would definitely not be an afternoon session ; I really needed to recover. This happens every holiday - the further I get into a trip the more exhausted become and the longer it takes to "get ready." No surprises there.

So here I am now, horny as hell, wondering if I can hold out till this evening.

I thought I might just wander over to say hello to my massage boy. Then I remembered he won't be there today - he's having a big clean-up at home.

So I might take a walk over to Tukom. Just to look at the Apple store, of course.

[frequent]

I'm sitting here all alone in my room, wondering if I've made the right decision.

You should have come down to Reception. I was waiting for you

[arsenal]

Latins' little arsewipe Frequent wrte:
"You should have down to Reception. I was waiting for you."

Normally with most members that would read as quite funny but from you it's rather creepy.

[Pharang]

I'm sitting here all alone in my room, wondering if I've made the right decision.

I am curious if you're that horny + active all year or do you just squeeze a year's worth of sex into brief holidays in Thailand.

[a447]

You should have come down to Reception. I was waiting for you

Oh, so Kommie, one of those 2 guys sitting in reception when I left to go to Tukom was you!

One was a fat old bastard wearing shorts, long white socks, sandals and a filthy t-shirt that rode up over his enormous gut. The other was even fatter, looked even more miserable and was mumbling something about spending NYE all alone.

Which one was you?

[AsDaRa]

After sex we always go to dinner and then to Starbucks where we sit and chat.

Chat about what? That is my big problem. The first day with a new boy there is a lot to chat about. But after that, what is there to talk about? Can you give some examples of how these chats go?

[fountainhall]

after that, what is there to talk about? Can you give some examples of how these chats go?
Wasn't it great weather today? Did any of the buffaloes die at home? How are your grandmother's teeth now? Did you lose any more of your hair today?

If you have nothing to talk about, why bother meeting anyone more than once? It must be utter hell gazing into a cute guy's lovely face and not having any clue what to say.

[AsDaRa]

Wasn't it great weather today? Did any of the buffaloes die at home? How are your grandmother's teeth now? Did you lose any more of your hair today?

If you have nothing to talk about, why bother meeting anyone more than once? It must be utter hell gazing into a cute guy's lovely face and not having any clue what to say.

I meet again for sex.

Ok, so that are the topics you talk about. You are sincerely interested in his grandmother's teeth. Yes it is very easy to chat about stuff you are not interested in. But that is boring for me. I have difficulty doing chats which also interest me. After 1, 2 days what is there left? So I would love for some members here to write down their chats, some representative examples. I am truly curious.

[frequent]

Oh, so Kommie, one of those 2 guys sitting in reception when I left to go to Tukom was you!

One was a fat old bastard wearing shorts, long white socks, sandals and a filthy t-shirt that rode up over his enormous gut. The other was even fatter, looked even more miserable and was mumbling something about spending NYE all alone.

Which one was you?

If you believe that I am kommentariat then you would know what I look like since "we" spent a couple of weeks tripping around Siem Reap, KL and Singapore and there are threads to prove it so I'm told. There are three alternatives here (1) I'm not kommentariat (2) your short-term memory is going (3) you're in denial. You choose

[frequent]

If you have nothing to talk about, why bother meeting anyone more than once? It must be utter hell gazing into a cute guy's lovely face and not having any clue what to say.

You just fuck 'em and send them away. You're hardly going to have a meaningful conversation about almost any aspect of Thai life now are you?

[a447]

you would know what I look like

Obviously, I don't.

So Kommie, you still haven't answered my question.

Which one was you? I'm guessing the second one.

AsDaRa, the secret is to find a boy who :

a) speaks reasonable English - fragmented but can be understood

b) has a very good general knowledge and knows what is happening in the world

c) loves to talk!

All my regulars have these qualities, although my Pattaya guy has by far the best general knowledge of any young guy I have met. So we can talk about anything.

You want examples. So let's see. Last night in Starbucks we spoke about the cars that were passing by (we both love cars), his brother's job at BBB and why he decided to leave, China and Taiwan relations, the share market and whether or not he should start buying (No!!), the girl with the huge tits sitting with a farang, his up-coming job at a fish farm in Korat....

Sitting downstairs waiting for my room to be cleaned he brought up the topic of the terror attack in the nightclub in Turkey.

Google translate comes in handy at times but usually we get by without it.

Also, we spend time teaching each other English and Thai.

[francois]

Was that Wednesday night?? Who told you it was me??

Oh, just one of my buddies. Don't recall which night.

[AsDaRa]

a447: that friend of yours is unusual. The Thai boys I tend to off have no idea what is happening in the world.
You sure know how to pick them. You have found a true Thai intellectual :-)

Maybe because you pick older guys? I tend to pick mine in the 18-23 range primarily. They know nothing: I mean I still have to encounter the first intellectual. I only once offed a boy who read books. He was reading a Hunger Games novel.

[scottish-guy]

The popular comment that someone is "well-read" is, I have found, one of the biggest red herrings in life.

It takes very little intellectual capacity to read someone else's work - the trick is to have some original thoughts of your own!

[a447]

Well, I wouldn't call him an "intellectual" - although I was at first staggered by what he knew, I was also staggered by what he didn't know.

But I think you may be right in that it could be because I pick older guys - although they are not that old. He's all of 27. He's just interested in what's happening in the world and also likes history.

One evening a few years ago we are sitting in a seafood restaurant on Walking Street and he starts talking about the Roman Empire, for fucks sake. Now surely, that has to be a first.

I think it's really important to find a guy who actually wants to talk, not just cum and go.

If you stick to the same guy day after day, trip after trip and you spend so much time together, obviously you need someone who likes to chat. Otherwise, after sex you'd be bored shitless. There are only so many awkward silences I can take before I'm out of there.

Finding these guys has been relatively easy - often if I'm lucky I'll find them in some gogo bar on the first or second night. I think I'm a pretty good judge of character -Kommie can attest to that (and I haven't even met the cunt) and work out very quickly if there is a chance we'll get on well.

[a447]

I am curious if you're that horny + active all year or do you just squeeze a year's worth of sex into brief holidays in Thailand.


I posted this in the Bangkok Report 2016 thread :


No, I certainly don't meet guys for sex any more - I pay for it.

I have 3 regular guys who come and visit me (not at the same time!), usually in my house south of Perth or if I'm up in the city they can visit me there, too. They stay overnight although we don't sleep in the same bed. They sleep in the guest room next door because I snore...apparently! Lol

I've known them for ages and so they can relax at my place. They have full run of the house and can order in any food /alcohol they want.

There is only one rule - they must turn off their mobile phones and put them in the safe.

The guys all have some things in common - great personalities, handsome, nice bodies, enormous cocks and they are all experts in what they do in bed. They are up for it any time I feel horny. That's what I pay for and to be honest I think I'm getting a bargain.

The only problem is they are not Asian. That's why I travel to Thailand and Cambodia. I can't get enough of that beautiful soft Asian dark skin. Also, I can relate much better to Asians than I can to other nationalities. Although surprisingly, one of my guys is Italian and at times he comes across as very Asian in his ways.

[fountainhall]

I tend to pick mine in the 18-23 range primarily. They know nothing: I mean I still have to encounter the first intellectual. I only once offed a boy who read books. He was reading a Hunger Games novel.
My earlier response was somewhat flippant! I guess my preferred range is around 25 or so. But I generally don't meet up with money boys now. If I were to do so it would be purely for sex. That's their business after all. I did once meet a great guy whose English was very good and whose knowledge of the world was much more than I'd expect from any money boy, but he was very much an exception.

Now, I meet non-commercial guys from the apps and presently see two who are students aged 22 and 23. Their English is not great but more than passable. Even so I would call neither an intellectual. But there is never a problem with chatting when we have coffee or dinner together. We talk about their families, hobbies, sport - one is a badminton fanatic (a sport I enjoy watching on TV) and knows all about the international players - things about Thailand, their friends, my work, my travels and so on. Frankly I'd be bored silly if I had to have dinner either in silence or holding a totally one-sided conversation.

[a447]

As expected, it was all happening last night in Sunee - well, at least from Ting Tong Red, which held a massive NYE party up with a show, up to Eden bar. And Double Shot and the facing beer bars were also doing well. The area up ftom Eden, around Eros, was in darkness but I'm sure Eros would have had a party going on inside.

I wanted to go over to Boyzboyzboyz but my friend was uncomfortable with that idea for the reason outlined above. So we hung around in Sunee having a drink.

We decided to have sex before midnight and cum when the clock struck 12. Unfortunately, we were still 69'ing when the new year was rung in and missed our chance.

Oh well, something to aim for next year.

All I can say is, thank god for the noise outside, as having sex in this hotel is a very noisy affair. The bed squeaks at the slightest movement, as does the bedhead. When he hits his stride - eyes closed, a picture of concentration as he pounds me relentlessly - the noise is deafening and I'm sure it can be heard out in the soi. I'm on the first floor so no doubt those sitting downstairs in the bar also get an earful.

But who cares? We are all engaged in the same activity, only at different times of the day and night.

Tonight after coffee we headed back and I told him I was going to go over to Goodboys, so he went home for a while.

It seems that punters have at last discovered this bar and its delights. The place was packed - all the seating behind the screens was occupied. And guess what! The customers were just about all Chinese! Where the fuck did they all suddenly appear from??

I was worried that the boys would all be chuck wowed out, as it was late. But not to worry. Chet was sitting with a customer but saw me approaching and yelled out to Nuu, who jumped up and grabbed me.

We went behind the screen and managed to secure our usual seat. But it was a bit uncomfortable at first, surrounded by so many interested on-lookers. But again, who cares?

After we'd finished, he lay in my arms and savoured the moment for a few minutes. Then off to the toilet to clean up and back onto the sofa and into my arms again for some more down time. He gently kissed me as he stroked my leg. I just love this guy!

Chet was next. As we were about to begin, a group of Filipino guys came behind the screen and sat on the sofas next to us. Chet felt a bit uncomfortable so we moved to the other side of the screen which was now unoccupied.

Chet has discovered a new wanking technique - running his fingers through his pubic hair. So that's what I did. Oh, and don't forget he likes it quick. Grab it and just go for it.

He'd only had one other customer, just after the bar opened, so I had expectations of a big finish but that was not to be.

Like Nuu, he loves a kiss and a cuddle. I wonder if it's because it's something these guys have never experienced from their father.

Just a thought.

[frequent]

Which one was you? I'm guessing the second one.
I'm the same guy you passed several times in the lobby of the Tarntawan Hotel

[Jellybean]

I'm the same guy you passed several times in the lobby of the Tarntawan Hotel

Since it would appear that you and frequent have the same taste in hotels a447, and you are both currently sharing the same hotel in Pattaya, now would seem like an excellent time to invite him to join you and Kommentariat in one of your mini-holiday adventures.

I rather doubt it will be very demanding of your time here a447, as I feel sure either, frequent or Kommentariat, would happily write up the trip reports.

[francois]

One evening a few years ago we are sitting in a seafood restaurant on Walking Street and he starts talking about the Roman Empire, for fucks sake. Now surely, that has to be
a first.
.

Not really, my bf and I often discuss the Roman Empire, in Latin, of course.

[arsenal]

Francois wrote:
"Not really, my bf and I often discuss the Roman Empire, in Latin, of course."

Mos maiorum.

[a447]

I'm the same guy you passed several times in the lobby of the Tarntawan Hotel

Oh, then I got it wrong. You weren't this guy:


The other was even fatter, looked even more miserable and was mumbling something about spending NYE all alone.

You were this one:


One was a fat old bastard wearing shorts, long white socks, sandals and a filthy t-shirt that rode up over his enormous gut

Isn't it time you changed that filthy t-shirt?

[arsenal]

A447 wrote:
"One was a fat old bastard wearing shorts, long white socks, sandals and a filthy t-shirt that rode up over his enormous gut...and...The other was even fatter, looked even more miserable and was mumbling something about spending NYE all alone."

Go on admit it. They were your two offs. Haha.

[a447]

Impossible! I hate shorts and have no time for mumblers!

[christianpfc]

Chat about what? That is my big problem. The first day with a new boy there is a lot to chat about. But after that, what is there to talk about? Can you give some examples of how these chats go?
I have the same problem, but not from the second day, right from the beginning.
My Thai is better than most boys' English, so language is not the problem for me. My problem is lack of common interest. I'm not interested in sport, cars, gadgets, shopping, clothes, buffalos, sick grandmothers and the other usual stuff.

It gets even worse: I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't sing, I don't dance, I don't watch TV, I don't listen to music, but I like to read books or on the internet.

With some boys I find a common ground talking about Thai food, language, culture, temples, touristic sites, gay dating. Some have an interest in my life circumstances, and I'm curious about theirs. I'm not that talkative and don't like small talk, it has to be the boy to start the chat. But with most, there is not much more than "fuck and go = you cum, I go".

That might be the secret of a447's success, to have some fringe activities before and after sex. I find "fuck and go" a bit boring, and probably so do the boys.

[a447]

The "secret" to my success is really not a secret at all.

In real life I surround myself with nice, friendly people who,like myself, have a wide variety of interests. We always have lots of things in common that we can talk about and lots of activities we can enjoy together. Under no circumstances will I associate with negative people. Life is way too short for that.

So I seek out the same type of guys when I travel. I'm not always successful but when I find such guys, I'm happy to spend most my time just with them.

My Pattaya guy, who ive known for years, is totally gorgeous. He's got a wicked sense on humour and we spend a lot of time just joking around. Some of the things he says in bed crack me up - and they are not always at my expense! He can laugh at himself, too.

Oh, and it's surprising the number of conversation topics which easily span the age difference. The fact that he's in his late 20's helps.

[a447]

My Pattaya trip has finished and it's time to move on.

As always I've had a great time with my friend who I spent most of the day with the last week or so. The sex has been awesome and despite the frequency, he performed like a real stud, always hard and always willing to please. And then, of course, there's that magnificent, powerful cumshot with which he drenched the pillows - and often our faces - every time. And I did get to enjoy the one time he managed to spray the wall behind the bed. OMG!!

Last night over coffee we were having a chuckle about how we spend our time together and how we've well and truly settled into our familiar routine :

-he arrives at 3
-coffee on hotel patio while room is cleaned
-go to room to watch t.v, chat, internet etc
-SEX!!
-off to Central Festival for dinner
-go to Starbucks to chat for an hour
-back to Sunee for a few drinks
-SEX!!
-see you same time tomorrow

Even the sex follows a particular routine :

-I get on my knees on the floor at the end of the bed, he lies with his legs hanging over the edge of the bed, resting his feet on my thighs and I give his beautiful cock a long, slow workout. I love watching his facial expressions when my tongue hits the spot and he starts writhing on the bed in ecstacy.
-he reciprocates
-he fucks me
-final 69 and chuck wow session

Well aware of the power imbalance between us, I make sure he's involved in all the decision-making, whether it be what to eat for dinner or what position he wants to fuck me in.

Last night over coffee he told me more about his start in the sex industry.

He comes from Chiang Mai and found himself, at the tender age of 17, slogging his guts out on a construction site, building houses. For that he got paid the princely sum of 150 baht per day.

He ended up throwing that in and got a job in a restaurant. But the hours were very long and the pay was poor.

Then one day, someone told him he was wasting his time in Chiang Mai - he'd never make any money there. But there was a goldmine called Pattaya waiting for him. The catch was, it was a gay bar and he was 110% straight.

But the money sounded almost too good to be true so he decided to go, managing to persuade a friend to go with him.

He started off in Happy Boys, all those years ago. He's very shy and so walked into the bar on his first night wearing his underpants under his little skirt - the same skirt they wear in Eros. The boss told him he had to remove them so he did, but then tried to sit down as much as possible, as standing up allowed customers full view of his crown jewels.

A farang entered the bar and immediately chose him. His first customer!

The guys in the bar had told him earlier that everything would be ok and not to worry, but he froze when the farang lifted his skirt and grabbed his cock. In those days he didn't speak English but he knew what was on the farang's mind when he kept pointing to the room upstairs. After being reassured by one of the boys that it would be ok, he made his way up and the farang chuck-wowed him. The experience wasn't at all bad.

And the farang tipped him 1000 baht!!

He was hooked. He'd hardly ever seen so much money and here it was in his hot little hand. All his. He was rich!! And he had earned it in around 10 minutes! And he'd had an orgasm, to boot! What's not to like?

But that was merely the beginning as in the first week he made thousands. And it's easy to see why. Even at age 27 he has a smile that will melt your heart, so I can just imagine what he must have been like at 17. Absolutely stunning.

His first off came soon after. He went to a farang's condo but again, it was only for a chuck-wow. More easy money. Not long after that he fucked a guy for the first time. At first he wasn't sure he could do it but once he got his cock inside and started fucking him, he was off and running. He loved it. Unlike the lucky farang on the end of his cock, he never looked back, so to speak.

And that's the other secret to his success - he can not only perform gay sex, he actually enjoys it. In bed he's a total suck, fuck and chuck slut with no hint of his innate shyness on show. Ok, he's straight so don't expect much affection - if you're into passionate kissing, he's not your man. He saves his affection for his girlfriend.

He was recruited to work in another Sunee bar - it's still there - and although he continued to rake in the cash, he left because the bar was run by the Thai Mafia, or so he says, and he didn't like the presence of underage boys. Also, the boss treated the guys very harshly and always managed to find something to fine them for. And of course, mama-san took a cut of every baht the boys made.

So he started work at Eros, where he remained for many years. By now he was used to the work and inside the bar he lost a lot of his shyness.

Those early days were times of almost untold wealth for him. He had more money than he knew what to do with and spent like drunken sailor - 3000~4000 baht a night! Life was an endless party with lots of alcohol, girls, expensive restaurants, slot machines, etc. And of course he had the latest tech and lived in a very nice room.

It was while working at Eros that he suggested his younger brother come down from Chiang Mai to work.

One night I went to Eros to pick my guy up and he introduced me to him. Eros is a hands-on, cock in your face bar, and I found it difficult to believe two brothers could work in front of each other like that . I called him over to buy him a drink and give him a tip - nice to keep the money in the family - but I didn't want to touch him in front of his older brother. But not too worry ; he smiled and put my hand on his cock, which was soon pointing at the ceiling.

The brothers didn't speak much with each other but after a short conversation between them, my friend told me his brother wanted a chuck -wow.

- What, now? Here? In front of you?
- Sure. He want chuck-wow. No probrem.

What surprised me most was that the older brother sat next to us and watched, even commenting on his brother's cumshot. I felt strangley uncomfortable.

Both boys moved to Sunny Boys, along with the original friend who had accompanied him to Pattaya all those years ago. Their friendship is very one-sided as this guy is quickly drinking himself to an early grave. Whenever he sees my friend he always asks for money, and yet he almost never turns up for work; he's on permanent holiday! He recently got fired from Tingtong Red and moved to the Elephant Plaza bar. He rushed up to us, invited itself to sit down and then asked my friend if he'd mind allowing him to have sex with me tonight as his rent money was due! He's a real leech, but it was he who first introduced me to my partner so I am indebted to him for that. But my indebtedness has limits.

Luckily, he has some other friends, all from Chiang Mai and all lovely guys just like him. We ran into one of them last night; it was his first night working at Tingtong Red. Going on 30, lookling 21 and an absolute stunner. If I weren't with my guy, I'd be with him. Hopping into bed with him would be a dream come true.

Needless to say, my friend's days of rolling in money have long gone. After Sunny Boys closed he went to work at a curtain hotel in Korat. He returned this year to Pattaya for the high season and got a job first at Boyzboyzboyz and then at Dreamboys. He left Dreamboys because they didn't have any customers. He's got a job in a bar in Jomtien Complex but has decided to return to Korat the day after tomorrow where he has a job working on a fish farm. It pays much better money and is quite easy.

I'll be seeing him on my next trip when he'll be coming down to Pattaya to spend my holiday with me.

BTW, I stayed at the Elephant Plaza Hotel and was quite happy there. The room is large, as is the shower / toilet. And for me the location is perfect, preferring as I do the more down to earth boys of Sunee to the guys in Boyztown. The only problem is the noise the bed makes when fucking, and the huge, grotesque pink sofa that has never been cleaned -the whole thing is held together with cum stains.

Now, back to Bangkok.

[sglad]

I have the same problem, but not from the second day, right from the beginning.
My Thai is better than most boys' English, so language is not the problem for me. My problem is lack of common interest. I'm not interested in sport, cars, gadgets, shopping, clothes, buffalos, sick grandmothers and the other usual stuff.

It gets even worse: I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't sing, I don't dance, I don't watch TV, I don't listen to music, but I like to read books or on the internet.

Did you grow up in a religious commune by any chance? I had a friend in the army who was like you and he did not have anything in common with us. The army was tough but we also had some good times and lifelong friends were made. He on the other hand hated everything and was always alone and miserable. We later found out that he had grown up in some religious community in the US where his father was a pastor or something and he only came back to Singapore because he had to or he would have been marked as a deserter as he was still a Singapore citizen. He was very strange although he did keep an immaculate bunk and you could comb your hair using his boots as a mirror. I remember one of his strange habits was to count and record the number of slices of bread we had left after our night snack and he would get upset when we didn't scoop the butter in neat little cubes the way he did.

[a447]

I arrived in Bangkok around 4 and my first task was to go to Siam Paragon to get my glasses fixed - I'd just forked out 20,000 baht for the lenses. They put them back into their original frame but did not even bother to adjust them for me when I went to pick them up. (Needless to say, they were 5 days late.) When I got home I put them on, looked down and they fell off!

Also, the girl doing the eye test didn't have a clue what she was doing. I told her things were blurry but she said everything would turn out ok. "

"Don't worry. Will be perfect. Sure!"

They are close to useless. So that's it ; no more glasses getting made in Thailand.

My first port of call was X-boys for the rimming and facial show. Unfortunately, it was basically one ladyboy act after the other, ad finitum - sooo boring! It was half an hour before we saw cock.

But what a cock! It was at least 9 inches, and that's just the girth! (Lol.) I gave up on estimating its length. As usual, it looked even bigger as it was attached to a skinny guy. And what a cute smile to go with it.

More ladyboy acts followed, more guys dancing with hard-ons, a candle show.......

But no rimming show!

Damn! You mean I say through this shit show and I'm not even going to see the rimming act??

And there was no facial. But all was not lost as a guy sat on a chair and jacked off. So we both had a happy ending.

By now it was midnight so I walked over to Natureboy but my guy wasn't there. So off to Screwboys.

Like when I was there around Christmas, the bar was full to overflowing. I looked around and saw a couple of cuties. Mmm.....nice.

Then I saw him! We instantly recognised each other. He rushed from the stage and came up and gave me a hug.

'I know you! You speak Japanese!"

It was him!!!! I forget exactly which him, but who cares. He was the Myanmar boy I know I took back to the Tarntawan a couple of years ago, although I wasn't sure if it was a one-off, so to speak.

I offed him immediately.

As we were walking back to the hotel I had a funny feeling about this guy. Then I remembered - of memory serves me correct, he doesn't sa-moke. Oh no! Too late!

We got into the room and he literally pounced on me. So affectionate! So eager! So horny! So impatient to get back to the bar!

And I was right - he doesn't sa-moke. Bummer!

Speaking of which.....he did perform very well in that area, changing positions constantly to keep things interesting. When I thought he'd finished he ripped off the old condom and put on a new one and off he went again. I love it when the boys give me a good workout.

But something was lacking.

Size, to be exact.

His cock is about 5 inches - maybe a bit longer - but quite thin. Having just arrived here from Pattaya where I was ravished every day by a long, fat one, it's just not the same. And before going to Pattaya I spent those 5 days here where my guy from Natureboy with the monster cock serviced me every night.

It was just ok, so naturally I refused his request for 500 more baht to make it an even 2,000. He didn't argue.

If he wants more, then he has to do more. You can't refuse to sa-moke and still expect a bonus.

I won't be offing him again.

[latintopxxx]

Im really disgusted with your attitude a447....so just because the gogo refuses to suck your dick u refuse to tip him....just because u ho;ld all the power doesnt give u the right to abuse him...to force him perform degrading acts...gogo boys are also people with feelings and as such need to be respected too. Vile creature u r....only money barely seperates u from being classed as a rapist or abuser.

[loke]

I am curious , how much money do you spend in your sex adventures in just 2 weeks? If you tip 2000 on average it must be like 50000 baht with that many partners. Or more?