Do you make a 'bucket list' when planning your next trip to the LoS?

[Old git]

Although I won't be back on parade for another seven weeks or so, I find myself pondering encounters I would like to achieve during my next visit - a 'bucket list' if you like..

First up is to have some encounters with young fit guys in bright clean surroundings - I've had my fill of dingy hotels and rushed encounters in dark grimy short time rooms.. - fresh crisp white sheets, plenty of light, and a totally naked freshly showered boy to enjoy, slowly and without a rush..

Secondly, I didn't have a huge success rate when it came to blowing guys last time - most needed to finish with a handjob or came in small measure - I want to make amends by lining up two or three guys one evening who haven't been milked since the night before, and have them take turns to give me a big hot shot in the mouth..

And finally I'm going to give Siem Reap one last chance. I'm going to take a gamble and ask a tuk tuk to find me a boy - and see where he takes me..

[Nirish guy]

Not so much a "bucket list" perhaps but more of a "fuck it" list usually for me.

[francois]

Say it like it is; nothing better than a dirty old git!:drink:

[arsenal]

I certainly do. I set a target, so for a 10 day trip I am hoping for 3/4 previous offs to off again and 7/8 brand new ones. I am rarely disappointed with my final tally.

[latintopxxx]

old git r u about to die? Thats what a bucket list is all about...stuff u want to do before u kick the bucket. And I do have to agree that what u have outlined is not really that adventurous....actually have to pity u .....

[a447]

If truth be known, you, Latin, are the one to be pitied here. At least Old Git will actually be in Thailand in 7 weeks time.

Anyone, such as yourself, who can't visit Thailand on a regular basis for sex is the one we should all pity.

So, when were you last in Thailand? If you can't remember just take a look at your recent post about Goodboys. That'll tell you without a shadow of a doubt how long ago it really was.

Years, no?

So perhaps an actual trip to Thailand should be on your bucket list, Latin.

Over to you, Justaguy.

Re: the bucket list. I don't really have one any more. All I look forward to its catching up with the lovely guys I met on the last few trips. Problem is, they often move on.

Actually, I do have one thing which could be put on a bucket list. A threesome.

I've had many offers over the years but the only time I was prepared to go for it didn end up happening. I'd met two guys in Soi Twilight at the Banana bar who wanted a threesome. It was too early for me so I told them I'd come back later to off them. When I returned I found they had already gone.

[latintopxxx]

...a 3some???? Thats it???? Really??? Thats your bucket list item number 1????? Really???? Geez when r u gonna live a little??? I guess your idea of a treat is upsizing your macdonalds meal...

[Moses]

...a 3some???? Thats it???? Really??? Thats your bucket list item number 1????? Really????

Is it your business? Do you really care?

[arsenal]

I love my ignore button.

I shall of course provide a full report of not only my sexual achievements but also restaurants and bars etc. My offer to Sexual Deviant Latin about info should he ever save up his money and go to Thailand remains on the table.

[scottish-guy]

If group sex is on anybody's Bucket List, I shall (yet again) throw my first-time-in-Thailand 8some into the pot!

That should be adventurous enough for most!

:drink:

[arsenal]

Scottish: An 8some? You do realise that feeling it up with a set of bagpipes doesn't count don't you?

[a447]

I'm not in some sort sort of competition with you, Latin. And as Moses pointed out, what's it to you?

The difference between you and the rest of the board members is that most of us actually walk into "macdonald's" to place an order, so to speak. And we all order different things, depending on our tastes.

You don't get to within 10,000 kilometres of the place.

You forgot to answer my question. When were you last in Thailand?

Perhaps you can answer that right at the start of your next post, before you continue with your comments.

[cdnmatt]

Why the fuck did you few haters let latin's presence consume the entire board?

You know the guy is just a troll, but decided to concentrate on him anyway by throwing a huge tirade. Sure enough, being the troll he is, he thought that was a hell of an idea, and now his presence consumes every thread.

Good job.

EDIT: latin, with the amount of bullshit you spew, I bet you may have a chance at becomining US President.

[fountainhall]

latin, with the amount of bullshit you spew, I bet you may have a chance at becomining US President.
Jeez Matt. Don't give the Sexually Deviant troll ideas! We'd then be stuck with four more years of his drivel!

[a447]

"Why the fuck did you few haters let latin's presence consume the entire board?"

Well, I for one certainly don't hate him. In fact, I don't hate anyone, as life's way too short for that.

I just love his stories as they provide me with heaps of laughs, albeit unintended on Latin's part.

I mean, just look at his latest story. Here we have him telling us about his boarder but the entire story is just full of implausible scenarios:
- the boy enrolling in a school in Amsterdam to learn English,
- him moving to another country without having put aside enough money to live. whilst he attends school,
- Latin being able to continually take time off work to drag the kid out of class,
- the kid being able to just skip class to service Latin in a public toilet,
- the kid being willing to put up with Latin's treatment,
- Latin actually being able to find someone who would tolerate that shit

Yep, keep the stories coming,Latin. You're a laugh a minute.

Add to that his appearance on the board as Justaguy, defending himself.

Hilarious!

[cdnmatt]

Yeah, cconsidering how much he thinks about sex, he's either simplu fucked in the head, or hasn't gotten laid in about 10 years.

One or the other. *shrug*

[latintopxxx]

Dearest a447,
I've kinda debated with myself (yeah I know..talking to oneself=1st sign of madness) whether I should feed your troll.And yes i too don't really hate you, I'm just mystified as you often come across as well traveled, a connoisseur of all the MB/host bar venues and au faire (is that how u spell it??) with the ways of the world...but on your " to do list" is a three some. Note I didnt say bucket list because as far as I know that definition is reserved for something you want to do/see/experience before you die, with death being imminent....and even I would not wish that on you.
Now a 3some is something I've had the pleasure of experiencing ages ago (and I'm still to experience the joys of a 50th birthday) ...in fact I've enjoyed 3somes many times...even different permutations involving more than one sex...but I don't want to offend you with any deviant details....which kinda brings me to my next point...its like a web has fallen from my eyes...you/scotty/arsenal havent really lived...you probably think that a hand job counts as sex...and that anything else should happen fully clothed, in the dark under a blanket with bedroom door locked.....and thats why my libertine lifestyle shocks you.
You keep claiming that i havent been toThailand....plse explain how I would know that the pool at babylon was repaired in the last 12 months...that the Austrian consulate on same street is undergoing construction...that the business on the corner of the same soi has at some time or other been a restaurant and a beauty business.....that babylon plays the most annoying classical music...that the malsysia hotel smoking pavilion in the parking lot is no more...that I can access the dusit thani hotel from rama 4 and silon ....that the ground floor in the dusit has a restaurant (where i often have breakfast) and shops and onnthe other end is a coffee shop...
Now I understand that some of you (not all) are disgusted at the way I behave...i accept that...personally I feel totally aroused when i observe some ancient/obese/sweaty farang off a muscly gorgeous MB...not sure how the MB feels...I love sitting in soi twilight and watching the dinosaurs hobble away with their prey...at least I'm toned and still jog (ok some days its more of a fast walk/shuffle) 8km every morning......but sometimes i do feel sorry for the MB having to put up with the bullshit small talk, meals in restaurants where everyone knows exactly who bought who...and once that agony is over...get naked....look at the effects of gravity and somehow bring the dead to life......
At least I'm straight to the point and honest about what i want...and I dont publicly embarrass the MB by displaying him in public like a cheap trophy.....i can assure you tht MB doesnt really want to be at that restaurant...he just wants to get the mission over and done with...and his cash.

[latintopxxx]

...and a447...I no longer live in Amsterdam...u must have missed an earlier post..u really must pay attention and read every word I write carefully....I may just be closer to u than u find comfortable...in fact my fav cruising spot is the public bogs in fitzroy gardens on clarendon street....amazing how much anonymous free sex is available if one is prepared to stand around long enough.
I moved from amsterdam...because it came with a small pay rise...but more importantly comes with more travel to asia..yay...see there is a plan afterall.
Now he's not a kid or a boy...he's 22 with a uni degree from his non-english speaking home country...
I dont continually drag him out of classes...I occasionally do it...I know both words end in ..ally but the meaning is not the same.
And as far as finding freeloaders wanting to take advantage of my hospitality...no problem...I have to bat them away with a base ball bat...lots of daddy lovers out there...
I repeat that I often get inspiration from porn...maybe thats wrong...dunno...works for me....

[a447]

Yes, you've used those examples before. Any ....err....more recent examples you can think of? And if you are such a frequent visitor, why won't you explain the basic errors so prevalent in your posts?


and I'm still to experience the joys of a 50th birthday

Well, it's difficult to know what to believe when it comes to your age, as in the past you've been all over the place.

In March 2009, you told us you were 34

Five months later, in August 2009, you wrote

"and as someone who is post 40...."

Yet in January, 2010 - again, just five months later, you wrote:

"I'm almost hitting 40"

You'd actually gotten younger!


at least I'm toned

Really? Again, hard to believe, considering you've made conflicting posts in this area as well.

In Dec 2008, you wrote:

"I look pretty good in the mirror"

But a few months later, in 2009 you wrote :

"I am the first to admit that looking at myself totally in the mirror is something I avoid"

Wow! You really let yourself go! Lol

So, which of those 2 posts was true?

In 2014 in a thread about overweight farang, you told us:

"I'm under no illusion....."


Sometimes i do feel sorry for the MB having to put up with the bullshit small talk, meals in restaurants.......

Yet you don't feel sorry for putting your foot on his head as you fuck hhim or for making him get down on all fours then sitting on him like a chair while you eat breakfast (yeah, right)! WTF??


i can assure you tht MB doesnt really want to be at that restaurant...he just wants to get the mission over

So what are you saying here? That he'd rather be with you??


I no longer live in Amsterdam.....u really must pay attention

I do pay attention. Your profile tells us you're in Amsterdam.


lots of daddy lovers out there...

Yeah, and lots of daddies, too. Which makes me wonder why they would make the decision to stay with you.

As I said before, nothing adds up. Fucking hilarious.

Sorry, old git, for derailing your topic but I couldn't resist. But to allow the thread to get back on topic I won't post here again. My bad!

[Couple]

Guys,
Wouldn't it be a better idea to open a new topic and call it Latintopxxx instead of starting a non-topic-concerning-discussion each time a new topic is started in the forum.
I don't mind the discussions, but it gets quite frustrating that each topic is going off topic and ends up going about the same issue.
Open a new one and keep the rest on-topic with what the title says pls.

[scottish-guy]

Having said that, your post contributed neither to the orignal topic nor the off-topic one.

Just saying like.

[christianpfc]

Before each trip to Thailand, I make a list of boys I consider meeting again (so many, I have to scroll though Line, hornet, gayromeo chats) and then decide on the day, or with a day preparation (asking the boy where he is and if he is free tonight or tomorrow), who is my next victim.

[francois]

Christian, you are too young for a "bucket list", your list is more a fuck-it list.

[justaguy]

Speaking of lists.. I am going to Thailand in about four weeks time, and I might be busy.

As always I go together with my Lao boyfriend who lives together with me. Now I did have another Lao boyfriend, (I even dedicated a whole thread to him, some of you might recall) and even though I was forced to end that relationship last April, we kept in contact on a daily basis. Until the end of september, at which time he was angry at me and didn't want to speak to me.

He kept his word for the full month of October, but since November 1st we talk again.

In his absence I chatted with two others, one is a younger Thai guy, whom I know since April. He is pretty serious and is talking about wanting to be my boyfriend (he does know I have one already..). The other bloke is again a Lao guy. He is a friend of the other Lao guy, so at first I thought he was set loose on me by the other Lao bloke, but apparantly this is not the case.

He also chats with me every day and asked several times to meet me, now if this is for sex or a meal, I don't know.

Going to be busy I guess :)

[justaguy]

Add to that his appearance on the board as Justaguy, defending himself.

Hilarious!

That's quite an accusation, do you have any evidence to back this up ? Hilarious remark indeed and way off the mark, I am NOT Latin.

I just happen to have an issue with the witch hunt that has started on here..

[werner]

Could someone please explain the origin of the term "bucket list"? This is such a strange term for a list of things that you would like to do......

[scottish-guy]

As far as I know it means things u want to accomplish before you "kick the bucket" i.e. die

[francois]

The bucket list comes from the saying "to kick the bucket" meaning to die. So before you kick the bucket you make a list of things to accomplish.
Australian slang is to "fall off the perch". No doubt many other such idioms.

[werner]

Thanks for the explanation...My English is fluent and I can "pass" for American, but there are many slang expressions I do not know. and some of these expressions seem very strange.

My bucket list for Thailand: during more than 25 trips to Thailand over the years, I think that I have done about everything. I just hope to stay in good health so that I can continue to come to [and cum in] Thailand....

[Nirish guy]

Thanks for the explanation...My English is fluent and I can "pass" for American,.

Although those two things dont always go hand in hand of course :)

By the way on the whole "bucket" part of the bucket list....so we've established and it's fairly widely accepted it means to do the things you want to do before you "kick the bucket" - which lead me then to think - so, when exactly does one EVER kick a bucket before we're about to die anyway !?? A quick google search threw up these suggestions......

"A person standing on a pail or bucket with their head in a slip noose would kick the bucket so as to commit suicide. The OED, however, says this is mainly speculative"

"The OED describes as more plausible the archaic use of "bucket" as a beam from which a pig is hung by its feet prior to being slaughtered. To kick the bucket, then, originally signified the pig's death throes"

So, there you go, if we dont intend to top ourselves or be hung like a pig before death it seems we may all manage to avoid "kicking the bucket" all together with any luck ! :)

[latintopxxx]

oh wow...a 4 year gap...talk about ressurecting the dead..or was it simply dormant...personally I have only one plan when in Thailand and that revolves around lounging around the pool/beach ...drinking beer...and having at least two fresh (well fresh to me) MB a day.....in BKK that plan is often scuttled when I exhaust myself at babylon