Thais and older farang ladies

And now for something completely different ...

Not sure if anyone will have any ideas about this, but worth a try.

A good friend of mine, an older lady of age 65 and looking it, is becoming interested in retiring to Thailand. She doesn't like cities so if she did, it would probably be to someplace outside Pattaya, like Bang Saray, or similar.

Her motivations are interestingly similar to a lot of older farang men. She would be interested in an "understanding" kind of relationship with either a Thai man (doesn't have to be young) or a Thai lesbian.

She wouldn't want to drive in Thailand, but would buy a new pickup truck. Her interest in a relationship with a Thai would be kind of a mix between a companion, probably a need for some physical affection (sex? not sure), a helper with the culture, a friendship, and someone to drive her around as needed, especially into town. And she isn't rich either.
Not a servant per se, something else, also the driving needs are kind of servant like.

I have never heard of this kind of thing with a woman in Thailand. It must exist, yes? How would she meet people to consider for this "position"?

Older and younger Farang women in the bars taking off Thai guys and I have also seen a few Lesbian Farangs with Thai girls - some of the bar girls I am told prefer to go with Farang women although whether they themselves are Lesbian or not is not always clear. I am not sure though that this is the way to go if your female friend is looking for a companion as it would be very hit and miss before she found someone she felt she could either trust or would want to spend a long time with (same for any of us).

I know a lot of the Thai gogo boys are extremely happy when a woman takes them off as most of them are straight arrows anyway.

I can't picture her in a go go bar, but maybe one of those homely past their prime ladies in the countless beer bars might be interested. It only takes one. She isn't really a lesbian, just had too many bad experiences with men, a washed up beer bar hostess might relate. I also wouldn't put it past her to hook up with a baht bus driver or an insect seller. So where do the Thai lesbians in Pattaya hang out, if anywhere?

So where do the Thai lesbians in Pattaya hang out, if anywhere?

At Hedda's home of course - the Grand Poobah of Pattaya's dickless wonders

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[Dodger]

Thaiquila...I'll pay your lady friend 10,000 baht per month if she takes Boy Specials mother.

She'll definitely make an older lady a great companion...she speaks fluent English and never shuts up.

washing so this could be the ideal job for him.

Plus he could arrange the offing of all the boys and dykes she wants.

[bucknaway]

I would never say anything to a woman in a gay bar looking for company. I would hope others would say something to her... but nothing too harsh....

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Well, since most of the workers in the "gay" bars are straight ...

[bucknaway]

You mean that most of the guys prefer women.... Once they suck and screw with other men... I don't think they qualify as "Straight".
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You mean that most of the guys prefer women.... Once they suck and screw with other men... I don't think they qualify as "Straight".
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Actually, I don't think that is correct. The straight ones are only doing a job. They could suck a million dicks and still be straight.

[bucknaway]

In my book.... if a guy has a job that calls for him to suck dick... No matter how detached he tells you he is from it.... He is not straight. Just my opinion.

But this gives me hope... Maybe I am straight and don't know it.

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[RonanTheBarbarian]

Those matrons can only regret that Haiti is too dangerous these days!

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/07/movie ... ei=5087%0A (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/07/movies/07sout.html?ex=1152417600&en=01a3ace83154b95d&ei=5087%0A)


Charlotte Rampling plays the lead as a Boston schoolteacher , a "haughty, brutally forthright queen bee" in the gaggle of female sex tourists frolicking in Haiti in the 1970's.

Actually, I don't think that is correct. The straight ones are only doing a job. They could suck a million dicks and still be straight.

Does that mean I still have 979,195┬╜ to go! :wav:

of being able to "self suck" which I've always been envious of.

But that accounts for the 1/2 if anyone is puzzled by your post.

of being able to "self suck" which I've always been envious of.
But that accounts for the 1/2 if anyone is puzzled by your post.

I can't help it if I don't like to brag--And can only 'hold' part of it--But, if one must 'blow his own horn'...there's only one way to go!
And a phenomenal use for ice-cream or pizza toppings, pudding ("Have a some pudding on your pud," Mum, used to say. Little did she know.) triffle, etc.
Maybe someday I'll write a cookbook....