sex massage shops in pattaya

[bruce_nyc]

Which do you guys consider to be the best "sex massage" shop, or shops, in Pattaya....?

[thaiguest]

Please reply giving names, exact locations and blow by blow accounts so they can be raided and closed down asap.

[francois]

Good response, thaiguest.

[bruce_nyc]

Since when are they closing down sex massage shops?

There are Thai websites and forums that list all the Thai-for-Thai gay sex massage shops in Thailand.... in Thai.

There are also loads of listings in English.... like ...

http://www.travelgayasia.com/bangkok-gay-massage-spas/
http://www.utopia-asia.com/bangmasa.htm
http://www.thaimassageboy.com/home/pricelist.php
http://www.nickysgaythailand.com/gay-ba ... ssage-suk/ (http://www.nickysgaythailand.com/gay-bangkok/sukhumvit/massage-suk/)
http://www.dreadedned.com/directory/bytype/1/14/
http://www.bangkok.com/nightlife-gay-ni ... sauna.htm# (http://www.bangkok.com/nightlife-gay-nightlife/massage---sauna.htm#)

They're not a secret.

I was only asking which ones you guys like the best.....

[cdnmatt]

Personally, I always enjoyed the one just behind Tukcom. Not the Blue House massage, but the other smaller one just around the corner. They guys were always hanging around out front, so you could pick your choice before even entering the place, making it quite conveinient.

To be honest though, I only enjoyed it because it was so close to Mosaik. Wake up, do some work, go for a massage with happy ending, back to the apartment for some more work before heading out for the night. Worked well. :) Most people in the West go for a coffee break during work days -- I went for a massage with happy ending. Hell of a deal.

[thaiguest]

[quote="bruce_nyc"]Since when are they closing down sex massage shops?

There are Thai websites and forums that list all the Thai-for-Thai gay sex massage shops in Thailand.... in Thai.

There are also loads of listings in English.... like ...

http://www.travelgayasia.com/bangkok-gay-massage-spas/
http://www.utopia-asia.com/bangmasa.htm
http://www.thaimassageboy.com/home/pricelist.php
http://www.nickysgaythailand.com/gay-ba ... ssage-suk/ (http://www.nickysgaythailand.com/gay-bangkok/sukhumvit/massage-suk/)
http://www.dreadedned.com/directory/bytype/1/14/
http://www.bangkok.com/nightlife-gay-ni ... -sauna.htm (http://www.bangkok.com/nightlife-gay-nightlife/massage---sauna.htm)
They're not a secret.
Not so fast Sir. You specifically asked for a recommendation for "sex massage"
venues which are illegal. You ask since when are they closing down sex massag
shops. Since the coup for a start. One of the first acts of this regime was to close not a few but hundreds of straight sex masssge shops in Bangkok. Only Thai massage venues were spared in the locations. Look it up.

[cdnmatt]

I'm pretty confident the police (and military) know about sexy time massage shops in Pattaya. Posting about them here isn't exactly going to give them any new information they don't already know.

If that was the case, then shhh... hush-hush. Sunee Plaza doesn't actualy exist. It's just a fairy tale.

[bruce_nyc]

Yea. I have yet to find *one* in Pattaya or in Bangkok that's been closed.... They're all in business and going strong.... so to speak.... as far as I know.

And what exactly is the difference ( legally ) between a sex massage shop..... and a gogo bar with rooms upstairs.... Pleeeez. Six to one, half a dozen to the other.

Anyway, I remember those massage shops directly behind Tukcom. One that was out the back door of Tukcom, then turn right.... then turn left.... and it was on the right... I remember a motherly type Thai lady runs it. She was surprisingly helpful in helping to select a cute young masseur each time who was happy to get fucked.... every time I went there. She knew exactly what each of the boys specialized in sexually.... It was good. And it was very cheap, as I recall.

[thaiguest]

I'm pretty confident the police (and military) know about sexy time massage shosleazPattaya. Posting about them here isn't exactly going to give them any newey don't already know.

If that was the case, then shhh... hush-hush. Sunee Plaza doesn't actualy exist. It's jusI'm stillfairy tale.
You know what, this topic is going nowhere.
Sunnee Plaza has already been busted: all the former hardcore places are (thankfully) closed. One of the last was Sawatdee Boys I think.
I'm a consumer of the Tukcom venues. To me there's nothing immoral or unethical going on except when/if the boys are minors. But legal and moral issues don't always coincide. This is Buddhist Thailand not Holland. A little bit of discretion is called for here. Naming venues in terms of good, better and best In terms of "sex massage" on an open forum is plain stupid to me and not without risk even to the Forum itself.

[cdnmatt]

Yes, god forbid we talk about sex venues on Swatdee Gay Thailand. That would just be atrocious.

[bruce_nyc]

You're joking right....?

I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone episode or something.

There are discussions going on and on about cock fondling in the open bar areas of bars.... and nothing has been shut down. A few weeks ago, I visited Eros and I fucked 3 boys in a row right there in the bar, behind only a "privacy screen". This is absolutely normal. You think Thailand doesn't know what goes on openly in every establishment in Thailand? I suppose you think --- that *they* think --- that all the go go bars are only for buying drinks and watching dancing? Maybe the word "go go" means temple, in Thai?

The Netherlands is a very conservative country compared to Thailand.

Maybe me including the word "sex" in the title is what threw you for a loop. I always refer to them as "sex massage shops" when discussing them with my friends. Why? Because it's accurate. There are "sex massage shops" almost everywhere.... Then there are a few higher end "real massage shops" sprinkled in here and there. The ratio is about 50 sex massages shops to 1 real massage shop.

What's the difference? About 700 to 1000 baht difference. In the "sex massage shops", the massage is either horrible or non-existent. But you get to choose the masseur from a lineup.... and ask the mamasan which masseurs are happy to get fucked.... Whereas in the "real massage shops", the massage is usually much better... but you won't be allowed to choose the masseur from a lineup, sex is unspoken about, and you might actually have to be the one to initiate the sex. The price in a typical "sex massage shop" will be 1700 total (700 + min 1000 so-called tip). The price in a "real massage shop" will typically be 700 to 1000 total (500 + 200 to 500 tip, depending on the intensity of the *sex* you had ).

Welcome to Thailand.

( Of course, the sex massage shops behind Tukcom are exceptionally cheap... closer to the prices of a real massage shop, or even less. )

( It's also a bit amusing that some of the "real massage shops" have become *so* about sex.... that they kinda have an identity crisis. They're not always sure which type they are. They act like real massage shops... loads of female tourist customers... but when a guy walks in alone, they instantly, discreetly, become a sex massage shop. They usually won't have all the male masseurs line up for you to choose from, but they'll sit close to you and almost whisper... pointing each one out from a distance, and telling you which ones will bottom for you.... All being quiet and discreet since we're within earshot of a flock of fat farang lady customers getting neck massages in chairs. These hybrid / confused shops are often due to their location.... on Silom Road in Bangkok, or on 2nd Beach Road ( is it called? ) in Pattaya. )

Reminds me of the nelly screaming campy queen who couldn't speak without a lisp if she tried..... saying, "My parents have no idea I'm gay!" .....and everyone wants to ask, "Are they deaf, dumb, mute, *and* blind....?

Thailand knows more about its own sex industry than you ever will.

For example, the VAST MAJORITY of its sex industry establishments are *not* for tourists. They are for Thai customers only. And you don't even know they exist. The only reason I know about them is that my 2nd bf used to show me the Thai language only forums ( which also only allow Thai members) where they are listed. We used to go to a new one every weekend. We'd have to take a car every time because they're not located in any tourist areas. They would always be shocked to see me because I was often the first farang customer they ever had. And they speak absolutely zero English. Meanwhile, they were hopping! Long queues of Thai customers waiting in the reception waiting area.

[francois]

[quote="bruce_nyc"]You're joking right....?

I suppose you think --- that *they* think --- that all the go go bars are only for buying drinks and watching dancing? Maybe the word "go go" means temple, in Thai?[quote]

Seems like a farang informer was at Eros the other night and observed naughty activity and called in the police who raided the place. Lucky that you were not there. Possible that info on activities given on-line led to the snooping and raid.

[bruce_nyc]

You're saying that Eros is now closed?

You mean we can't go tonight and fuck behind the screen....?

( because the police didn't know about Eros until someone read SGT? )

[francois]

You're saying that Eros is now closed?

You mean we can't go tonight and fuck behind the screen....?

( because the police didn't know about Eros until someone read SGT? )

Try it and find out! A customer was behind the screen, at the time of the raid, enjoying a chat with a dancer.

[thaiguest]

You're saying that Eros is now closed?

You mean we can't go tonight and fuck behind the screen....?

( because the police didn't know about Eros until someone read SGT? )
I suspect that the persistent requests for blow by blow accounts of Eros fun and "sex" massage action comes from members trapped in farangland; they probably get off on them. Guys who stay in Thailand simply go to find out for themselves. SGT is simply an element of social media; it's a resource for those who are with us and against us. My advice to members is to keep "hot" venues to youselves from now on cos there are too many qweeny mouthy posters here.

[wildboy]

I do love the massage in pattaya. Did a lot when I was there.

[latintopxxx]

maybe different things happen on different nights or even at different times of the evening, but at the risk of being called a liar Ive sat there and,
(1) had a naked "boy" draped across my lap while I stroked and fondled and explored every orifice in full view of everyone
(2) had "boy" discretely sit and impale himself on my erection, again out in the open of the sofa, with an arrfay of pillows to provide some modesty
(3)had "boy" suck me off, again with a pillow or two providing some modesty
have never fucked there, prefer my room

[latintopxxx]

and yes, like nyc, I too prefer the type of establishment where I can select my masseur from a group, dont like having a random one assigned to me

[latintopxxx]

...and what I mean by never fucked there before, is Ive never availed myself of the screened off area, I prefer to sit down and be serviced, see how much I can get away with, especially with the "straight" "boys", both in inverted commas as I both are not factual.

[Manforallseasons]

Hmmm, sounds like Cheesecake Bruce friend of the dead fat cunt (Neil).....had the shortest lived gay board in history, I think Chris PFC was the only member !

[dinagam]

Whatever your proclivities are don't forget to bring your own condoms and lube, especially when you plan to impale someone.

[latintopxxx]

I'm on prep....condoms are so last week

[Manforallseasons]

I'm on prep....condoms are so last week

As you are a bottom I think Prep is the way for you to go!

[latintopxxx]

thanks your concern is much appreciated may our Lord God bless you.

[Oliver2]

Syphilis is rife in Thailand. I know a Thai who was infected months ago and had progressed to Stage 2 by the time he sought help. Stage 3 , even nowadays, can be very serious.
Condoms provide some protection. To both parties. We are entitled to risk our own lives but not those of others.