Bangkok report

[a447]

Now ya talkin'!

I arrived in Bangkok and soon found myself flat on my back. No, no....it's not what you're thinking. I collapsed on the bed and fell fast asleep.

I woke up at 8 and by 9 found myself sitting in Natureboy. There are about 8 guys, 2 of whom appealed to me. I chose the most handsome guy to come and sit with me. His name is Nut. Mmmm...encouraging signs already.

Now usually the guy immediately pulls out his cock and off you go. Not Nut. He didn't put his hand up my shorts. He didn't even get hard. That's got to be a first for Natureboy.

We sat and chatted - his English is excellent. He told me that he works at a legitimate massage place during the day. I sat there rubbing my hands over his beautiful soft skin and that reminded me why I'm 99% into Asian guys.

Back in the room we showered and got down to business. He went through the normal routine - hugging and kissing - and ended up on my cock. Awesome!

Now it was my turn. But there was a problem. He couldn't get hard. No matter how hard I tried it just flopped around between his legs. I started to chuck-wow him but again, to no effect.

So I suggested he take matters into his own hands. He grabbed his cock, closed his eyes and went for it, but to no avail. It wasn't going to get hard, no matter what. Looks like I won't be getting fucked tonight!

I then remembered he told me he liked Belami movies and that he had lots of them on his phone. So I suggested he watch a movie. Eventually he managed to get it up and I lay there and just watched him jack-off. He reciprocated and that was that.

How disappointing!

I then headed off to Soi Twilight. Not much action going on. Mind you, it was raining. I decided to go into Freshboys to look for the Cambodian guy with the huge cock I'd had fun with in the past. The tout outside assured me there would be a show.

I sat down and looked around, but couldn't see the guy I was looking for. I ordered a beer, thinking I'd just stay for the show. But while waiting for my beer to arrive, the tout cane in and told me there'd be no show tonight - not surprising, considering I was the only customer. Still, it was nice of him to come and tell me. So I just got up and walked out.

On the way back to the hotel I was accosted by a tout near Screwboys. I asked him how much a beer was and he told me -150 baht. Yeah right!

So in I went. As soon as I sat down, I noticed a guy smiling at me from the stage. It was him! The guy I'd had so much fun with on my last trip! Is forgotten about him.

I got him to sit with me and we got re-aquainted as I sipped my 350 baht beer. He put my hand on his cock and immediately got hard. That's what I wanted!

But it had taken around 18 hours to get go from Prague to Bangkok, and I was still exhausted. Plus I'd only cum less than an hour ago, so I decided to go back to the hotel alone, where I re-read my last Bangkok report to see what I'd written about him.
(That's one of the reasons I write my reports - to remind myself who I had fun with and who to avoid on future trips.)

Yep, he was the one!

He'll be waiting for me in the bar tonight.

[christianpfc]

On the way back to the hotel I was accosted by a tout near Screwboys. I asked him how much a beer was and he told me -150 baht. Yeah right! ... I got him to sit with me and we got re-aquainted as I sipped my 350 baht beer.

...so I decided to go back to the hotel alone, where I re-read my last Bangkok report to see what I'd written about him.
(That's one of the reasons I write my reports - to remind myself who I had fun with and who to avoid on future trips.)
So how much was the beer in Screw Boys? Last month, I paid 300 for soft drink.

Same for me, I read my last Pattaya report to prepare for next trip.

[a447]

Beer is 350 baht. The guy had a whisky but I didn't look to see how much it cost.

There were about 12 guys on stage, all masculine. Number 24 was a stand-out; very hot with a nice package.

[bucknaway]

I'm so glad to wake-up to more trip reports before my arrival! It's helping to set the mood!

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[Oliver]

I arrived yesterday to a very-quiet airport. Immigration was almost deserted at 1500. Surprisingly , my EVA flight had been full; I've never seen this before, even in the high season.
I looked at Soi Twilight at 2100; it too was quiet. I expected to see more Chinese visitors- is the bombing still affecting tourism from Asia?

[latintopxxx]

Bombing...???

[BOY69]

Welcome to the low season in Thailand...

[Patanawet]

[quote="a447"]
On the way back to the hotel I was accosted by a tout near Screwboys. I asked him how much a beer was and he told me -150 baht. Yeah right!

So in I went. As soon as I sat down, I noticed a guy smiling at me from the stage. It was him! The guy I'd had so much fun with on my last trip! Is forgotten about him.

I got him to sit with me and we got re-aquainted as I sipped my 350 baht beer. He put my hand on his cock and immediately got hard. That's what I wanted!

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You had me quite excited for a moment --- 150 Baht at Screwboy.
Are you saying that the doorman enticed you in by quoting 150, then you paid 350 inside?

You should always negotiate prices outside with a doorman THEN insist that he comes in with you to tell the waiter or mamasan, otherwise, to be fair, they have no idea that you have a special price.
Oh, as an edit on re-reading -I see you were quoted 150 by a tout, not a doorman. Sorry.

[a447]

To be honest, I didn't really believe I'd get a beer for 150 baht at Screwboys. It sounded way to good to be true. When I told the mama-san I'd been quoted 150 he just laughed. "You know beer is 350."

Yesterday I headed off to Golden Cock around 3 pm, looking for my regular guy. But as expected, the regular farang was sitting at the bar, surrounded by all the guys. I saw my guy and he gave me a rueful look - the faring never offs a boy and doesn't tip them, but spends quite a lot on drinks for the guys so they have to sit with him.

I went outside for a ciggie and two guys turned up on a motorcycle and went inside. Customers, I wondered? No, they were two new guys who had just started at the bar. So I went back inside and was soon joined by one of them. He was very nice -looking. The mama-san came over and told me "He have big cock." He knows me well.

As soon as he had sat down, the farang got up and left and the guy I was after came and sat with me. Now I had two guys. The first guy suddenly unzipped his jeans and pulled out a very nice cock and placed my hand on it. Mmmm....which guy should I take? Decisions, decisions!

Unfortunately, this guy didn't give blowjobs so he basically ruled himself out. I sat there for about an hour with my hand on his equipment then offed my regular guy.

This guy, who I've written about before, it's all about service and taking care of the customer. Nothing is too much trouble and he's never in a rush. We spent the next two and a half hours sucking, chucking, fucking, kissing and cuddling. He's top only and although he doesn't have a big Isaan cock, he certainly knows how to use what he's got. After fucking me for what seemed an eternity, he pulled out and ripped off the condom and collapsed, exhausted, next to me.

"You cum?"
"No, I rest. I fuck you again."

And he did.

After he'd left, I was totally spent and fell asleep.

I woke up around 10 and headed off to Screwboys, where my guy was waiting for me. We had a drink them came back to my room.

This guy is also all about service. After the preliminary sucking and fooling around I asked him to fuck me. But although he had been rock-hard the whole time, suddenly he had trouble keeping it up. Oh, dear. What happened.

He eventually got hard enough to do the deed but lost his hard-on as he was fucking.

"Can I watch movie?"
"Sure. No problem."

So I took out my iPad and he found what he was looking for. We had a laugh as I put it on my chest and he watched the movie while he fucked me. I've done this a few times now and if all else fails, this is definitely the way to go. The movie got him hard very quickly and he was able to complete the task admirably. We imitated the positions we saw in the movie. It was hilarious.

After we'd finished we headed off to Soi Twilight for a few drinks. We parted when the bar closed, promising to catch up again tonight.

[latintopxxx]

...now i really gotta know...was he watching straight porn???

[a447]

Unfortunately, yes. Japanese porn.

"Iku! Iku!"

Give me strength.

[Jellybean]

Ahhhhh . . . a447 is back in Thailand. This forum wouldnтАЩt be quite the same without your detailed accounts of all your sexual shenanigans. Always a must read for me. It still amazes me that you have the stamina to take on two or three guys every day for weeks on end without a break. As IтАЩve said before, you Aussies must be made of strong stuff down under. ;)


. . . Yesterday I headed off to Golden Cock around 3 pm, looking for my regular guy. But as expected, the regular farang was sitting at the bar, surrounded by all the guys. I saw my guy and he gave me a rueful look - the faring never offs a boy and doesn't tip them, but spends quite a lot on drinks for the guys so they have to sit with him . . .
Visiting the Golden Cock in the afternoon isnтАЩt something IтАЩve considered before, despite being in the Silom area several times a week in the afternoons to shop at Silom Complex. If I ever decide to give it a try, it looks like IтАЩll have to get there before or after the regular visitor monopolises all the guys. Hey a447 could you possibly find out when the hog-all-the-boys fa-r├аng visits the bar so that I and other members can avoid those times. :-?


. . . So I took out my iPad and he found what he was looking for. We had a laugh as I put it on my chest and he watched the movie . . .
Now thatтАЩs something IтАЩve only encountered as recently as February this year. It was with a guy from Eros, whom I brought back to my room at the Ambiance Hotel in Pattaya. I had my doubts about offing him when he appeared unable to arouse his sleeping beauty in the bar. The primary object of my desire was however his glorious, firm and very sexy bubble-butt not his cock. Another Sawatdee member assured me that bubble-butt boy was worth taking out. So I went ahead and paid the off fee.

Back at the hotel the boy showered first and when I emerged from the shower I found him lying on the bed massaging a very handsome erection. But alas, the cause of his excitement had nothing to do with me, but the straight porn he was watching on his smart тАШphone. Lol! At first I felt a little put out. As I said, I had never encountered such a thing before.

But the boy quickly made me feel at ease and assured me that I could play around with his bubble butt to my heartтАЩs content as he loved it. And so he did! I quickly ignored the porn and concentrated on what I enjoy the most. It was a truly satisfying experience which I think the boy also enjoyed as he appeared eager to see me again. I would happily repeat the performance if he is still at Eros the next time I visit Pattaya.

[a447]

you Aussies must be made of strong stuff down under. ;)

Yep, my stuff down under is very strong!

The farang apparently appears at 2pm and leaves before 5. He's a German guy who turns up with his iPad and listens to music at the bar.

As for the boys watching straight porn, I don't really care as long as they can get it up to complete the deed. I never thought an iPad would come in so handy. It's added hours of fun to my sex life!

BTW, 2 times a day now seems to be my limit. :(

[dinagam]

I've heard from someone, somewhere, that kangaroo meat is good for making strong that stuff down under. ;-)

[a447]

If I had to eat kangaroo meat to make "strong that stuff down under" I'd prefer to stay limp for the rest of my life!

Kangaroo meat is for pet food and Asian tourists.

I remember years ago being invited to an Australian food festival (!) at a Tokyo hotel. The first course was kangaroo tail soup. I almost vomited.

Yesterday I went to Golden Cock to pick up my guy. Thankfully, the farang had just left. There were about 5 guys hanging around in the bar. The fat guy is back again - he's put on even more weight. He was sitting at the bar stuffing his face with three plates of food.

We had a very torrid 2 hour session and both collapsed, totally exhausted after our romp. This guy doesn't just go through the motions; he loves sex and and enjoys being serviced. He particularly likes being sa-moked and returns the favour in spades.

We fell asleep in each others arms. We woke up around 8, had a bit of a cuddle and a chat and then he went home, instead of returning to the bar. "Sex now finish for me tonight. Cannot."

I felt exactly the same. That's it for me tonight; no more sex. Although I didn't wear myself out fucking about in Europe - on the contrary - I'm at the end of my trip and running around sightseeing every day in Europe has taken it out of me. I decided to go back to sleep.

Within a few minutes, I got me first message on Line from the guy at Screwboys. I told him I wouldn't be seeing him tonight, but he didn't understand. His English is non-existent. Totally.

I decided to speak to him in broken Thai. I knew how to tell him I wasn't interested tonight. But since upgrading to ios9 I have been unable to send voice messages on Line. On my iPhone there is a problem with the volume and you can't really make out any of the spoken messages. On the iPad, when you click on the microphone to start recording, the keyboard pops up and covers the button you need to hold down to record your message.

The messages kept coming. Using Google translate, he wrote: "I have no gluten." ??? What's he on about? I checked the word 'gluten" and as I thought, it is the same for the Thai word for "money."

How could that be? I'd given him some the night before. Don't tell me he's already spent it all. Of course, I shouldn't have been that surprised. How often do the guys do that!

The conversation on Line just went on and on - 38 messages in all - and we couldn't understand each other. in the end I decided I'd go and have a beer with him in soi Twilight, so I just sent a last message : beer bar soi Twilight. Either he understands it or he doesn't. I then turned off my phone and iPad so as not to receive any more messages and headed off to Banana bar.

No sooner had I arrived than he turned up. Using all the Thai I could muster, I discovered that he had spent the money on rent. Mmmm...really? Later he told me that he had gone to a karaoke bar with his friends. Probably spent the night fucking the girls there.

He asked if he could come back to the hotel. Sitting there enjoying a beer with him, I suddenly felt the urge. He gets all touchy-feely and when he flashes me that smile, I'm putty in his hands. So off we went.

As soon as we got to the room and were ready to get down to business, he asked if he could watch a movie. Sure, no problem.

Well, it was a problem. He went from website to website, scrolling through movie after movie trying to find something he liked. He spent a good half hour looking. It was really funny watching his cock as he was looking. He'd be limp while looking, then preview a movie,which made him hard, go limp again as he continued searching, then find something else and get hard again. Up and down. He laughed as he wiped some pre-cum from the tip of his cock and rubbed it between his fingers. Mmmm...I won't be sucking him tonight!

But really, how hard can it be? Basically, porn movies are all the same - girl sucks boy, boy fucks girl, boy cums all over girl's face.

Eventually, he found one. About fucking time! It was a Japanese movie, where the girl sucks the boy, the boy fucks the girl and then the boy cums all over the girl's face!

He didn't need the movie to service me - as usual, he did an outstanding job - and actually got hard. But he needed it to fuck.

So off he went, again emulating the action in the movie. As the guy was cumming on the girl's face, he suddenly stopped. Hmm...must be going to choose another movie. I indicated that I'd had enough and that I would chuck-wow him. With a sheepish look on his face he pulled out, only to reveal a huge load in the end of the condom.

Damn! I had explained the procedure before we started, but either he didn't understand or he couldn't control himself. I think it was the former. In any case, I never got to see his cumshot. Foiled again!

He left around 4 am and I went straight to bed. But could I get any sleep? Of course not - he started sending me more messages on Line. In the end, I just turned off my devices.

Two days to go. I hope I can make it.

[a447]

One benefit of a guy who can last forever is that he can try out new things.

Last night he rolled me over onto my stomach and in he went. After banging away, suddenly he turns 90 degrees. Mmmm.....interesting. After having his way with me, he then turned 45 degrees and had his legs on my shoulders, fucking away for dear life!

Where did he learn that? Been watching too many porn movies, perhaps? No. He'd been to see the fucking show at Dreamboys a couple of times with customers and had always wanted to try to emulate what he saw. Bonus!

After a couple of hours fun, he left to go back to Golden Cock. I decided that would be it for the night as far as sex was concerned, and that I'd visit a couple of bars in Soi Twilight and then have an early night.

I first went to Hotmail around 10. The place was basically deserted - a total of 8 Chinese customers. There were 40 gogo boys, so I was told, about 8 of whom were in jeans. Mmmm....not much happening here, so I went down to the small smoking area near the stairs the boys use. I was soon joined by 2 of the guys in jeans. One was quite attractive - very tall. He told me he was from Laos. Another guy then came and sat next to me, also from Laos. Then a third guy turned up. He was a small Vietnamese guy with a huge smile. That wasn't the only huge thing about him, as I later found out!

The show began so I went back to my seat. By now the crowd had swelled to...10. The bar was still in the unfortunate position of finding itself with more waiters than punters.

Two "dancers" in jump-suits appeared, shuffled around the stage in the dark, squirted each other with water and then disappeared. No sign of cock.

Act two consisted of 4 guys wandering around the stage behind a guy carrying a candle. (!!) Again, no cock.

By now customer numbers had dwindled to around 7. Forever the optimist, I decided to stay and tough it out.

Act three was a body builder and wow! What a body!! Perfect. But there are only so many poses a body builder can go through so he found himself at a loss as to what to do next. Thankfully, his colleagues took pity on him and he was suddenly joined by 4 guys. With candles. Candles must be on special at Tesco this week. I didn't want to see more candles. I was there for cock!

But eventually, the guys delivered. A guy with a huge hard-on appeared on stage. Hey, wasnt that the Vietnamese guy I spoke to by the stairs? It was! Wow, where did that cock come from? It was the sucking show and he was admirably serviced by a very talented blow job artist who apparently could unlock his jaw - a bit like a snake, perhaps - and swallow the whole thing.

The last act was the Big Cock Show and I was surprised to see that the most impressive members were attached to the Lao and Vietnamese guys. Joining them on stage was number 3, who had made a special trip from the retirement village to be with us tonight. He has been working in the bars for as long as I can remember and is way past it. This is a young man 's game.

At the end of the show the guys got down from the stage to start the walk-around. Always thinking ahead, I left my seat and rushed over to the smoking area so I could get a closer look as they went up the stairs. I got more than a look! Each guy placed his cock in my eager hand as he passed by. That's the way to do it!

Off to Freshboys. The tout with the designer stubble rushed up. "Have show now!" I reminded him that I was told that a couple of nights ago when, in fact, there was no show. Suddenly, he got angry and started shouting at me.

"You lie! I don't say that! I never say that. If no show, I tell you!"

Jesus!

With a dismissive hand motion he turned his back on me and walked away.

I also walked away and entered Dreamboys. It was 11:30.

Oh dear! Oh dear! This is not right. What the fuck is going on here? Where is everybody?

For the first time I can remember - and I have been visiting this bar for years - the place was almost empty. I ordered my 450 baht beer and had a look around. A quick count showed 30 customers - 3 farang and the rest Chinese. All the front seats on my side of the bar were empty. Surely numbers will increase by the time the show starts. But they didn't.

The old German owner was sitting by the stage looking very forlorn. Had his Chinese customers now realised they were being ripped off, paying 450 baht just to sit and look at the guys on stage? Had word gotten around?

The show began, but in reality, they shouldn't have even bothered. It was an embarrassment. Normally, it goes for around an hour but last night out was all over in about 30 minutes, if that. A strip show with no cock, that inane World Beauty Contest with the ladyboys and a "dance" with hard- ons. The Big Cock Show featured the most unattractive guys I've ever seen in a show.

The highlight for me was when a young Chinese guy wearing bright yellow shorts sitting on the other side of the stage got up to go to the toilet. His hard-on was there for all to see, as he stood chatting to his friend.

I left and went back to the hotel, only to find a mountain of messages on Line from my guy from Screwboys. The rest is history, as they say. So much for having an early night.

He was at home but caught a taxi to Banana bar, where I was waiting for him. He turned up wearing a whole new outfit - shoes, shorts, a nice top and a fake Gucci man bag. About time. The previous night he'd given his shirt the sniff test and it barely passed.

Back in the room we went through the porn movie rigmarole yet again and then got down to business. As soon as he gets hard he starts "leaking" so unfortunately, I don't get to sa-moke him.

I told him that I wanted to chuck-wow him, so he had to make sure he didn't cum when he was fucking me. Not a problem.

He rolled over on his back and off I went. At last I'm going to see his cumshot! It's what I've been waiting for.

He grunted, arched his back and let fly. A large glob landed on my cheek. I quickly closed my eyes and then felt another squirt on my face, and then a third on my forehead. Fucking hell.

With my eyes closed I managed to make it to the bathroom, where I thoroughly washed my face. I returned to the bed to find him laying there, eyes closed, absolutely covered in cum. Damn! I'd missed the show!

He apologised for the facial, but if was my fault as I want watching which way his cock was facing as he came.

We then spent time chatting on Google translate. He was typing away furiously and then showed me the translation. His birthday was coming up and he wanted to know what present I'd be giving him.

According to Google translate, there is no Thai equivalent of "fuck all."

He left at 4.

[Nirish guy]

"Fuck all' ha ha that literally made me lol :-)

You're really finding your stride in writing your reports now, I look forward to each new one as they arrive, both for the update on bars and also the humour, very good, keep it up - not like YOU need to be told THAT ( but if you can't I hear if you place an iPad on your chest that works too ! :-)

[Jellybean]

. . . Last night he rolled me over onto my stomach and in he went. After banging away, suddenly he turns 90 degrees. Mmmm.....interesting. After having his way with me, he then turned 45 degrees and had his legs on my shoulders, fucking away for dear life!

Where did he learn that? Been watching too many porn movies, perhaps? No. He'd been to see the fucking show at Dreamboys a couple of times with customers and had always wanted to try to emulate what he saw. Bonus! . . .
Oh-my-God! YouтАЩve gone too far this time a447. No amount of mind bleach is going to erase the above image, well, not for some considerable time. IтАЩm afraid that letting your boy watch the shows in Dreamboys was a terrible mistake. Crikey! Your partnerтАЩs sexual appetite is not going to be satiated until he plays out the whole fantasy, not just the bits youтАЩve described. Yes, the genie is now out of the bottle and I fear he will only be truly satisfied when you replicate the . . . trapeze show!

So, dear readers, picture this:

Dreamboys go-go bar
тАШSoi TwilightтАЩ, Bangkok

Outside the above bar the barkers are shouting out using a new script for the first time since the new millennium.

тАЬRoll up! Roll up! Roll up! For one night only, yes, for one night only, see the fa-r├аng on the flying trapeze.

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! Watch the Great Oz being fucked on the flying trapeze by our very own Cucumber Boy!

Yes, the first time a fa-r├аng has appeared in our fuck show! Watch as he is fucked hanging upside down on the ropes. Watch them fuck on the trapeze in every position imaginable. Listen to the fa-r├аng squeal and cry out in pleasure as Cucumber Boy performs his most disturbing sexual perversions!

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up . . ."

Now, howтАЩs that for an image that will live in infamy!


=))

[a447]

trapeze show!

Mmmm....I was thinking something more along the lines of Cirque De Soleil.

Much classier.

[latintopxxx]

...classy australian....?!?!...really!!?

[Brad the Impala]

I decided that would be it for the night as far as sex was concerned, and that I'd visit a couple of bars in Soi Twilight and then have an early night.



Dear reader thought "that seems unlikely" and "I hope not", I do want to hear about a full night out!

Interested that it so important for you to see the cumshot, apparently very good for the facial skin, if I'm being fucked it's enough of a turn on for me that the guy is turned on sufficiently to come while fucking me.

I had a friend once, pre-aids(that dates me), who looked the wrong way as he was sucking two Pattaya fisherman at the same time on their boat, and ended up with a full load in the eye, which was red for a week, much to his friends amusement.

[Nirish guy]

"as he was sucking two Pattaya fisherman"

Ah HA so he was the guy who was LITERALLY sucking a "fishermans friend" ! :-)



Fishermans friends for non UK readers are a throat lozenge sweet, hence the old joke here where a straight guy can be humorously asked would he care to suck on a fishermans friend........ :-)

[a447]

I think my fascination with jacking guys off and watching cumshots is a Japanese thing. My aussie friends think I'm a bit kinky in that regard, but to me it's an integral part of the experience. Then again, they also think that bukkake (a group of guys all jacking off and coming on one guy's face) is also is wierd. It's what I grew up with and something I find completely normal.

BTW, where did that guy find those willing fishermen?? I'm always seeking out new experiences...lol

Last night I picked up my guy from Golden Cock around 8. I'd decided to head over to Siam Paragon for dinner and a bit of shopping first and then only have sex once.

I was surprised to see so many guys working in the bar - around 14! Unfortunately, all were dressed in jeans, but there were a couple of really good -looking guys. Sorry, no twinks, if that's what you're after.

Back in the room, things started off as per normal - I give him a blow job to get him hard, and then he goes down on me. But last night, instead of going straight for the cock, he gave me a long, slow massage using his fingertips. There was nothing sexual about it - I didn't even get hard - just very relaxing. Then he spent time slowly and sensually kissing me all over, before finally reaching his intended destination.

How often do you find a guy so willing to please? As far as I'm concerned, a simple suck, fuck and chuck suffice, but this guy is all about taking his time and making sure the customer has the best time ever.

I think it wore him out, as there were no acrobatics tonight, just a long, slow fuck, after which he chuck-wowed for me. Normally, after I cum I'm no longer much interested, but not him. He worked on me for another half hour or so, giving me another massage before finishing me off with a long, slow blow job.

I've known this guy for years now and we get on really well. I think there are added benefits to spending a lot of time with the same guy. No wham bam, thank up ma'am here!

By now it was 10:30; still too early to go to bed, so I thought about heading over to soi Twilight. But given my disappointment the previous evening, I decided to go to Super A instead. If I'm going to go to a bar I'd rather sit with a guy with my hand down his jocks than just look at him on stage.

There was one customer and about 12 guys, most of whom were awake. I chose the best looking guy to come and sit with me. As he sat down I had an uneasy feeling about him but I didn't know why. I couldn't put my finger on it.

When I finally did, I realised why - he's the same Lao guy, Nut, who I sat with last time - the guy with the silicon and the large plastic plate in his cock! Fuck! Why didn't I check my previous report?? How the hell do I get rid of him? Mama-san was already on her way with his drink.

I decided I'd finish my drink quickly and this would give me the chance to change guys.

I tipped him and looked for someone else. The mama-san pointed out a guy with a big smile.

"He from Isaan. Have big cock."

Done deal!

But on slipping my hand into his jocks, I discovered a large mook! Yuk! Bye-bye, Ep!

Next please!

I called over a tall, masculine guy I'd had my eye on. He'd been lying on the sofa watching porn on his phone with his hand in his jocks. He had a very impressive package - a big, fat sausage.

His name was Takla, "Call me Tom." He sat down and ordered his drink. In went my eager hand.

I reeled back in horror. That fat sausage was a deformed blob of silicone!!! Oh, no! How disgusting. And what a shame; he's a really nice-looking guy, ruined for life.

Seeing I'd lost interest, he pulled it out and got it hard. What a sad excuse for a cock. The head was barely visible, surrounded by a thick collar of silicone which continued all the way down almost to the base. Only a couple of centimetres of his original, rather thin, cock remained.

I consoled myself by massaging his large balls, whilst managing to finish my beer in record time.

Enough is enough. Three strikes and I'm out. I called for the bill.

"700 baht."

"700? No, 600. I only ordered 6 beers. Where do you get 700 from?"

"Tip for me."

"Get stuffed!"

"What you say?"

"It's Australian for 'No'"

He came back with four 100 baht notes, but grabbed one and wouldn't hand it over. Meanwhile, Mr Silicone was demanding 200 baht.

I got up to leave.

"Where my tip?"

'Mama-san is holding it."

I got back to my room, only to find another mountain of messages from the guy from Screwboys. I sent him a voice message - no sex tonight -switched off my phone and went to bed.

I'd only had sex once. It's what I'd decided earlier on, and felt really proud that I'd managed to stick to that.

How weird!

[BOY69]

Hi a447

I am curious to know why didn't you off one of the
boys from Hotmail ?

[a447]

Because I already had 2 guys on the go and I knew I was guaranteed a good time with both. I was only in Bangkok for a few days so didn't want to chance it - a guy from a bar might end up being a dud.

If I had more time there, I would have offed one of the guys in the Big Cock Show.

But I'll be back in December so I'll look into it then.