Man's genitals stolen during trip to Thailand

[christianpfc]

Bangkok | What started as a pleasant holiday in Thailand rapidly turned into a nightmarish situation when Josh Brown, a 58-year old American tourist, woke up in excruciating pain to notice his genitals had been removed during his sleep. - See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-ge ... jU3eN.dpuf (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-genitals-stolen-during-trip-to-thailand/#sthash.CmpjU3eN.dpuf)

I have read about angry wives cutting off penises, and black magic with aborted fetuses, but this is new to me.

Update: reading more of their news, like
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-man ... -of-bacon/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-man-accused-of-stealing-32-tons-of-bacon/)
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/india-b ... same-body/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/india-baby-born-with-two-minds-in-same-body/) (look at the picture of the boy and his father!)

I get the impression that it is a satire website, which is largely confirmed by their "about us":
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/about-us/
but nonetheless, quite convincing.

[cdnmatt]

I don't know, but i have to admit... if someone was cutting my penis off while I was sleeping, I'm pretty I'd wake up to that.

And why would anyone want my penis anyway? I think it's quite great! But other than myself, I'm quite confident nobody else cares about it.

[thaiguest]

Bangkok | What started as a pleasant holiday in Thailand rapidly turned into a nightmarish situation when Josh Brown, a 58-year old American tourist, woke up in excruciating pain to notice his genitals had been removed during his sleep. - See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-ge ... jU3eN.dpuf (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-genitals-stolen-during-trip-to-thailand/#sthash.CmpjU3eN.dpuf)

I have read about angry wives cutting off penises, and black magic with aborted fetuses, but this is new to me.

Update: reading more of their news, like
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-man ... -of-bacon/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-man-accused-of-stealing-32-tons-of-bacon/)
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/india-b ... same-body/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/india-baby-born-with-two-minds-in-same-body/) (look at the picture of the boy and his father!)

I get the impression that it is a satire website, which is largely confirmed by their "about us":
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/about-us/
but nonetheless, quite convincing.

Sounds like urban legend to me.
Sending testicals to China is a bit like sending coal to Newcastle that was... before Thatcher.
There are about 400, 000, 000 men in China. Most have 2 stones, that makes 800, 000, 000 home grown testes.
Add to this 400, 000, 000 penises.
Given this why would they need to import the items?

[joe552]

I had my heart stolen on my first trip by a young man from Si Saket. But at least I still have my cock. :)

[Jellybean]

I had my heart stolen on my first trip by a young man from Si Saket. But at least I still have my cock. :)
What about your marbles Joe? Do you still have them? I'm afraid I lost mine some time ago and I've almost given up hope of ever finding them again. :(

[joe552]

Once they're gone, they're gone for good.

[francois]

Sounds like urban legend to me.
Given this why would they need to import the items?
Same reason they import rhino horn, bear paws/bile and tiger feet! To eat them. Nothing like a laowai cock /balls give one "power". Almost as good as Viagra. (~~)

[thaiguest]

Sounds like urban legend to me.
Given this why would they need to import the items?
Same reason they import rhino horn, bear paws/bile and tiger feet! To eat them. Nothing like a laowai cock /balls give one "power". Almost as good as Viagra. (~~)

I assume from your answer that Laowai refers to us. Nice that somebody loves us.

[francois]

I believe laowais the Chinese term for white, foreign devil, much the same as farang. A tasty treat.