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October 20th, 2014, 13:50
At last the Scots can claim something else for national pride - sex was invented in Scotland. No information about who offed who, nor how much it cost

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-29661446
scottish-guy
October 30th, 2014, 04:06
Really, Kommie - this was common knowledge already.

Not only did we invent str8 sex, we also invented Gay sex thanks to those scottish gay sex pioneers Ben Doon and Phil MacAvity,

Furthermore, being conscious of the possible ramifications, we also invented penicillin!

:ymparty:
November 16th, 2014, 06:32
I see there's a new wee lassie has taken over from Salmonella. Is she mebbe a caviar socialist?
scottish-guy
November 17th, 2014, 21:35
Kommie , I know all comments you make on Scotland are all bluster and no substance - but this one surely proves it beyond any doubt.

The 'new wee lassie' has been Deputy First Minister for almost 8 years and Deputy Leader of the SNP for 10

:ymparty:
November 26th, 2014, 12:10
The 'new wee lassie' has been Deputy First Minister for almost 8 years and Deputy Leader of the SNP for 10Yon wee lassie's still the NEW First Munster
scottish-guy
November 28th, 2014, 06:49
..Yon wee lassie's still the NEW First Munster

She looks NOTHING like Herman.

Perhaps a passing resemblance to Eddie.
March 9th, 2015, 16:51
I see the new wee lassie's going to deliver some caviar for her Party mebbe during GE2015 - all the seats in Scotland some are tipping.
March 11th, 2015, 14:52
According to this analysis (http://chokkablog.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/scotlands-economy.html)it will cost 1,100 pounds per year per person (man, woman and child) so that Scots can feel good about themselves as an independent nation