Sawatdee gentrified? ...

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Noticed: The 'Flaming Room' forum seems to be, instead, a graveyard. Almost as bad as a new group of condos-for-newly-retired appearing on streets of Vancouver once over-run by hard-core prostitutes (of all persuasion, gender, and carrying 'toys') of the street kind, pimps and middle class drug addicts.
This Forum was built for argumentatives-gone-nuts. NewAlan was almost always there for some reason ... Surfcrest put himself there when out-danced (not often (being it is his Board), but there were moments ... even our latest troll was never relegated.

OK ... this one should get me ensconced:

"Gentlemen, I'm new to this Board. Will the experienced guys here please tell me how much will it cost me to 'off' a gogo boy in Bangkok? Can I touch/feel/see his cock before deciding on a boy? Should I take a flashlight ... I've heard the lights are low, and anal warts are prevalent? Will he stay-over for an extra hundred baht?

Thanks in advance,
Rick

[francois]

"Gentlemen, I'm new to this Board. Will the experienced guys here please tell me how much will it cost me to 'off' a gogo boy in Bangkok? Can I touch/feel/see his cock before deciding on a boy? Should I take a flashlight ... I've heard the lights are low, and anal warts are prevalent? Will he stay-over for an extra hundred baht?

Thanks in advance,
Rick[/quote]

Rick, welcome to the forum; no question is too stupid to post, there is a trove of knowledge amongst our members who are more than willing to share with newbies.

I can't speak to costs, since I never-ever pay for sex, but you can touch, feel, see and lick his cock to see if it appeals to your tastes. There are better ideas than a flashlight. Suggest a Go-Pro camera strapped to your head. Some clubs frown on photography but back in your room you can record all for future enjoyment and can share with others. If posting photos be sure to blot out their junk and don't be caught with an image of yourself in a mirror. [-X

[Rush, Yet Again]

Troll I say! Troll!

First time posters to this board whose only intent is to disrupt its free-flowing informational exchange of which Pattaya bar has the most effeminate twinks at the lowest price are easy to spot, and Rick - the OP of this thread - tipped us off to his true purpose by referring to the membership as gentlemen; it's obvious his mother was inseminated by leakage from a colostomy bag, and I demand he be banned forthwith!

Nonetheless, as these may be innocuous questions from a bona fide newbie and not the troll-like behavior I suspect the OP is guilty of, for the edification of others still new to the world of Thailand's gay commercial sex industry I will attempt to address the points he has raised.

1. In the underbelly of the human heart, dirt isn't cheap. The true cost of offing a gogo boy in Bangkok is your dignity. Beyond that, the sky is the limit and is dictated by how much your bank account can afford. You can't put a price on happiness. But can on misery. So it'll run you about 750,000 baht before all you can afford is the occasional email for additional funds from your new boyfriend while you sit back in your home country too destitute to be able to afford even a coach-class ticket back to paradise.

2. A typical troll-like question, of course you can touch/feel/see his cock before deciding on a boy. That's what Gay Romeo is for. It is only after you have fallen in love with your 'I'm not a money boy' and then discovered he works at a gogo bar that you have to pay for the privilege of spending quality time with him.

3. Good try, but I'm not bending over for that one. Everyone knows it's not about whether or not you should use battery powered illumination to check out the end story of your potential playmates for anal warts or other signs that some stray STD has been there before you, but that it is candlepower that matters the most when your goal is enlightenment.

Face it, no one likes to be kept in the dark when it comes to nasty surprises that may take months to develop. But your standard flashlight is not the way to go. Such illumination is not all that it's cracked up to be. It casts a wide beam of light, tending to disperse its illumination across a broad span of the subject matter at hand. And Thai bar boys are not known for having large asses. The result when you use a typical flashlight for this task is a rather than narrowing your focus on what is important, those stray beams tend to illuminate other things best left in the dark. Like your fellow sex tourists. Specifically, the gelatinous fat man at the table next to you blowing the bar boy he was too cheap to off.

High-intensity LED lighting is the way to go. And thanks to the Thai national obsession with bright shiny things, you can pick up a handy laser light at any of the street markets you pushed your way through to get to the gay gogo bar of your dreams. As with purchasing any electronic dildo, do make sure it comes with batteries included or you'll end up as frustrated as a paraplegic watching porn.

While your typical flashlight only offers a beam of about 200 candlepower - or 15 to 20 lumens, which, as an American I assume is the metric equivalent - even a cheap LED Flashlight will provide you with 40 to 50 lumens. Better yet, LED flashlights have deep reflectors which concentrate the light into a tightly focused beam that will shine for long distances. And considering the train tunnel-like status popular bar boy's backsides have achieved, it's good to know the reach of your choice of illumination will never be beyond your grasp.


4. It is this last question of the OP's that proves he's playing stupid, but not even coming close, as it is about money - once again - when we all know it is not about the money it costs, but rather the years of friendship, companionship, and love that our money can buy. Because when it comes to love, no bar boy has ever sold a broomstick that didn't fly.

This is a variation of the 'how much does a bar boy cost' question that has been asked and answered so many times on this board before that as a topic it has become more tired than Oprah Winfrey's bra. Nonetheless, if you do the math then it's obvious no bar boy will stay with you any longer than absolutely necessary for a mere hundred baht. That won't even buy you a Big Mac set in Bangkok these days, and if Ronald McDonald won't let you go down on him for 100 baht, you shouldn't expect a hard-working bar boy to either. Not that for 100 baht you should actually expect your bar boy to get hard.

Even the most desperate Bangkok bar boy expects a minimum of 2,000 baht for a short-time tip these days. Which just shows you how greedy they are 'cuz that amount until recently was 1,500. The same as it has been for the last 15 years. Considering the average amount of time in heaven that 2,000 baht will net you, that works out to about 1,500 baht per hour. And the more time he spends with you, the less time he has to meet the farang of his dreams - someone who will grow to love him, his family, his friends, and the entire village back home. Obviously, you are only concerned with taking care of your own needs, when since you are dealing with the Thai mind-set of a collectiveness society your wallet should be taking care of his extended family. If not the entire nation.

A better and more timely question would be what will it cost you for him to not stay-over. Which in bar boy parlance is known as taxi money. Traditionally, that fee was 500 baht. However, last month, in response to PM Prayuth's campaign to make Thailand a happy place, the taxi mafia demanded a 10% fare hike, using the threat that taxi drivers in Bangkok would stop using their meters and negotiate the fares directly with customers themselves if the government fails to respond to their blackmail attempt. Which, anyone who has attempted to use a taxi in Bangkok knows is not only a very real threat, but one that taxi drivers are quite well practiced in. When that fare hike goes into effect, which should coincide with the beginning of this year's high season, you can expect it to cost you even more to rid yourself of your boy du jour. And since most bar boys have learned their math skills from their favorite mamasan, that means taxi money requests will rise to around 800 baht.

In conclusion, it's obvious the OP's only contribution to this board, or to society as a whole, would be as an organ donor. But considering where his organ has probably been, banning him from the Sawatdee Network is the only answer. Then he will be free to apply for membership on Gaybutton's board where he will receive the gentle ministrations of an iron fist that he so obviously craves.

[latintopxxx]

tooooo much text.....i'm bored!!

First time posters to this board whose only intent is to disrupt its free-flowing informational exchange of which Pattaya bar has the most effeminate twinks at the lowest price ...... and the youngest age. And the least annoying mamasan.

[christianpfc]

"Gentlemen, I'm new to this Board. Will the experienced guys here please tell me how much will it cost me to 'off' a gogo boy in Bangkok? Can I touch/feel/see his cock before deciding on a boy? Should I take a flashlight ... I've heard the lights are low, and anal warts are prevalent? Will he stay-over for an extra hundred baht?

Thanks in advance,
Rick

I missed this post. Where and when was it posted?

[Surfcrest]

Troll I say! Troll!

A better and more timely question would be what will it cost you for him to not stay-over. Which in bar boy parlance is known as taxi money. Traditionally, that fee was 500 baht. However, last month, in response to PM Prayuth's campaign to make Thailand a happy place, the taxi mafia demanded a 10% fare hike, using the threat that taxi drivers in Bangkok would stop using their meters and negotiate the fares directly with customers themselves if the government fails to respond to their blackmail attempt. Which, anyone who has attempted to use a taxi in Bangkok knows is not only a very real threat, but one that taxi drivers are quite well practiced in. When that fare hike goes into effect, which should coincide with the beginning of this year's high season, you can expect it to cost you even more to rid yourself of your boy du jour. And since most bar boys have learned their math skills from their favorite mamasan, that means taxi money requests will rise to around 800 baht..

Ah...now there's a topic of itself. I'm starting to think 18 months isn't going to be enough to settle on all the vices. I wonder if current popularity isn't being polled?



In conclusion, it's obvious the OP's only contribution to this board, or to society as a whole, would be as an organ donor. But considering where his organ has probably been, banning him from the Sawatdee Network is the only answer. Then he will be free to apply for membership on Gaybutton's board where he will receive the gentle ministrations of an iron fist that he so obviously craves.


... even our latest troll was never relegated.

I think most came to the same conclusion about AsDaRa as we did about AsItIs (If you recall the Abraham Lincoln avatar). Fortunately, I was able to take him up on his own suggestion and allow him to resign...this time. His time on Gaybuttonthai was even shorter.

http://sawatdeenetwork.com/forum/some-questions-for-experienced-pattaya-travelers-t31002-15.html#p293400

Surfcrest

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" ... I missed this post. Where and when was it posted? ... "
Christian, you really need to go and have a lie down.