Pattaya Report

[a447]

I arrived in Pattaya on June 12 and immediately rang my guy from last holiday to come over to the hotel. After a very warm welcome in bed, I sat him down and told him how I'd like to spend the next 11 days. He was to come to my hotel every day at 2:00. After a bit of fun, we'd go out for dinner and then head off to Eros where he has a few friends. he could talk to them and keep himself amused while I amused myself in other ways. Then we'd go back to the hotel for more
fun and, finally, we'd go to a beer bar for a couple of drinks.

All went well for the first couple of days. Then I had to go to Tukom to buy a new battery for my phone. I could see him drooling over the ipads. To cut a long story short, he offered to put some money towards one - not a lot for us, but quite a large sum of money for a barboy. I was so surprised as lots of boys over the years have asked for ipads and iphones, but never has one offered to pay for some of it himself. So I bought him one.

It all kind of went downhill from there. Hh loves football and now he could watch all the games on his shiny new ipad. And that's exactly what he started doing. I'd be waiting at 2:00 for him, but there was no sign of him. I'd have to phone him to get him out of bed, as he'd been watching the 5:00am game and never got to sleep until 7:00. So I decided to compromise a little, and told him he could come over at 3pm instead. But, of course, he was late and again, I found
myself having to phone him. Once in the room, out came the ipad and I'd find myself sitting there looking at the ceiling - or my own ipad. Once when I was playing with his enormous appendage in bed, he reached over for his ipad and started playing a game! I guess he figured, well he's got his toy so I'll play with mine. And as soon as we got to a restaurant, out it came again.

So I sat him down and told him the new rules. First, I'd wait until 3:00pm and if he hadn't arrived I would not bother phoning him to get him out of bed; I'd just go off and get a massage. Secondly, he was not to use the ipad in my room or in the restaurants. Afterall, he was working. I told him if a farang offed him and he started playing on his ipad in the room he'd probably be shown the door.

From that day on, he arrived on time and I basically never saw him use the ipad. However, he did always have it with him and I guess even slept with it. I've never seen anyone as happy as he was and that in itself justified the purchase as far as I'm concerned. Even if I dont see him again - who knows? I may find someone I like more next trip (highly unlikely!) - I'm still glad that I bought it. He has brought so much fun and happiness into my life, so it's a bit of an extra bonus for him. And to be honest, I fully understand how he felt about his ipad because when I first bought mine it kind of took over my life. I couldn't put it down as I was eager to download all the apps and just play around with it.

Having found someone I can meet every day means I no longer have to waste time and money going from bar to bar looking for someone; he's saved me a fortune on drinks. And he's everything I like in a guy - a bit shy, very quiet, a body to die for, jai dee, a great sense of humour, always willing to engage in conversation, a gorgeous smile that makes me go weak at the knees and, of course, a huge, fat isaan cock that jumps to attention in seconds. He's a sight to behold in
the shower - always has a hard-on. He told me he loves to chuck wow in the shower. Must be like Pavlov's dog - turn on the taps and get an instant boner.

Last month I bottomed for the first time in Japan in a sauna and was determined to be a bottom this time. But his cock was a bit of a worry, as I thought there was no way I could handle such a big appendage. It's not only long, but very thick. Sure enough, our first attempts failed miserably; it was just too painful. Then I decided to adopt the position I was in in Japan, and lay on my stomach. And he finally succeeded! We fucked like that for the next few days until I
was at last able to change to any position I wanted to. The good news is he just loves to fuck and I now LOVE to bottom. It's awesome! I got really pissed off thinking about all the fun I've been missing out on over the years. And it's all because he was very patient with me and persevered until I was able to do it.

I let him choose the restaurant every night. The first night he wanted to eat pizza at Central Festival. Next night we went back to Fuji, which he enjoyed on my last visit back in April. He ordered raw fish and steak. The third night he decided he'd like to have steak. "But you had it last night," I said. So we went to Hippopotamus steak restaurant. Next night he started heading towards Sizzler. There's no way I'm going to eat there so I managed to manouevre him into a
Thai restaurant. At last - Thai food!! But you can guess the rest - after that we had steak EVERY NIGHT!!

I normally don't eat steak, not because I don't like it, but because there are always more interesting things to eat. We did, however, go to one outstanding steak restaurant - East in Jomtien Complex. It was recommended by the owner of a beer bar. The steak comes out on a hot stone where it continues cooking. We ordered the fillet steak, which was good for him as he likes his meat medium rare. I like mine well done, so cut it up into small pieces so it would cook. Needless to say, it turned out tough as an old boot. Oh well. my fault. I watched him as he savoured every mouthful - he was in steak heaven. The chef's salad was also very delicious (although it's the first time I've ever seen processed cheese in a restaurant salad) and they make great mojitos.

We also went to one of those fish restaurants on walking Street, but - you guessed it - he ordered a steak. "Why did you choose a fish restaurant if you want to eat steak?" I asked. "Because I know you want to eat Thai food and they sell that here, too." he replied.

Now to the bars. I only went to 2 bars - Eros and Goodboys. I've got 2 things to report on Eros. First, they have lots of new guys, including an INCREDIBLY HANDSOME guy who told me he was 35. He's not like the younger guys - no flashing of his big Isaan cock - he wears jocks under his "skirt." He also speaks excellent English. If I weren't with my guy, I'd off him in n instant. He's beautiful! Secondly, CHECK YOUR BILL if you hand it to the ladyboy in the short skirt.
Her maths are, shall we say...err...questionable, and always in favour of the bar. Funny, that! Although I had lots of guys sitting with me and they could order as many drinks as they wanted, we always ordered a round of drinks together, so I was aware of how many drinks I had to pay for.

Now for Goodboys. As I was with my guy I found it hard to visit any other bar. But I managed to send him off to Eros, telling him I had some things to tend to in my room. This enabled me to duck of to Goodboys for a bit of fun. My regular guy, Ngaa, saw me coming and literally dragged me into the bar and behind the screen for a chuck wow session. What a cock!! His friend was lurking nearby and asked me to chuck wow him, also. What a cock!! (He's the guy with the
small moustache). Then the bar manager came over and said "I bring you Mai. He has biggest cock in the bar." What? A bigger cock?? Surely not! Impossible! Well, what can I say - it must surely be the biggest cock in Pattaya, hands down. It's fucking enormous! I held it using both hands, and there was still cock left over! BTW, Ngaa"s twin brother is back working there, after doing a stint in prison. Apparently he stabbed a guy in an argument over a girl. Mmm....AYOR. But I've never had a problem there; the guys are certainly a bit rough, though.

So, it's off to Bali next week where I intend to continue my new role as a bottom. I'll let you know if anything interesting happens.

[Smiles]

As usual a447, I could never top you (get it, get it?! 555) in the cockaftercockaftercockaftercock menagerie department you describe so well here ~ and in numerous other threads, and please don't stop.
But I can relate to this:
" ... First, they have lots of new guys, including an INCREDIBLY HANDSOME guy who told me he was 35. He's not like the younger guys ... "
When I first met my old man (14 years ago, holy shit!!), during some blurry-eyed pillow talk I asked him how old he was ... it being very difficult quite often to come even close of guessing the right age of Thai guys. He told me he was 31.
This happened to be on the very last night of a 3-week holiday in Thailand, all of which I spent in Phuket except for those last two lucky nights in Bangkok, and frankly I was a bit of a dud at being a successful Butterfly, as well as being rather tired of youngish guys: the ages of 19-22 being pretty much ubiquitous in the GoGo bars of Patong.
When he told me of his advanced age I screamed "yes!" (under my breath, to myself) . . . and we had a magic night.
Thai men in their 30's can be incredibly handsome. My guy is deep into his 40's now, and we both still 'stand up' in the shower. :p

[LoveThailand]

So refreshing to read about someone clearly able and knowing how to enjoy himself and at the same time so decent towards those who provide this enjoyment.
Thank you for a very engaging and pleasant report, A

[francois]

My opinion is "fuck" all Ipads and smart phones as an infernal annoyance.
But did eat at Tapas East with the bf who had a steak on the hot stone but never put the steak on the stone since he likes his meat rare or rather raw. A farang friend did let his steak turn into leather since he likes well done or rather ruined.

Nice post a447; same as you, I let the bf chose the restaurant and he lets me pay the bin.

[joe552]

Thanks for the report. I prefer to have a "boyfriend" experience while on holiday rather than being a butterfly. I had that this time with a guy I'd chatted to on GR for a couple of months and it was all I wanted it to be. I didn't buy him an iPad, but did shell out for a pair of Converse sneakers. He was happy enough with that (and a bit of cash)

[Smiles]

" ... I had that this time with a guy I'd chatted to on GR for a couple of months and it was all I wanted it to be ... "
So Joe, I assume he also dropped a name or two to impress you, over COCKtails? For example: commenting on your uncanny resemblance to Oscar Wilde.

[joe552]

Smiles, I very much doubt he knows who Oscar was. We had cocktails on the beach at Koh Samed, if that means anything. But I really don't understand your post.

[bucknaway]

I was laughing with you as I read every word of your guy and his new iPad! How could you not see that coming? Haha.... But then I felt bad for the guy not being able to use the iPad while in your room. I mean come on, he's only human!

[joe552]

Some people obviously have more money than sense. How much did you pay for the iPad?

[netrix]

I saw Ngaa's brother the other night at the bar. I was sitting out talking to the owner when he came back from down the road and shouted at
me - he remembered my name haha. Nice guy in spite of being a little rough around the edges. I like those crazy straight boys. But I don't
like the chuck wow in the back of the bar scene so I just sit out by the street with the boys and have drinks, and off 1 or 2 every now and then.

I offed a guy from Eros one night - seriously the best kisser I've ever been with. He was ahhhmazing in bed. I asked him in the morning after
round 3 how old he was. He didn't speak English but showed me on his fingers -- 29! He looked 19. I was kinda shocked, I've never been with
a guy that old LOL.

[a447]

Bucknaway wrote:
I was laughing with you as I read every word of your guy and his new iPad! How could you not see that coming? Haha.... But then I felt bad for the guy not being able to use the iPad while in your room. I mean come on, he's only human!

I did see it coming because as I said, I couldn't put my ipad down after I'd bought one and I did, in fact, let him use it a bit in the room - we played car racing games - it's just that before I laid down the law to him I was upset to be upstaged by a tech device....haha

I like to travel a bit and now cannot imagine life on the road without an ipad - I use it every day booking hotels, researching where to go, booking airline seats, checking in online, checking the weather, etc etc.

As for having "more money than sense" I must say its one of the best things I've ever done for a guy. If you saw the look on his face and the big smile every day you'd understand. That alone was worth the money.

There's nothing wrong with making others happy (or deliriously ecstatic in this case...haha) That's what he did for me, too.

"same as you, I let the bf chose the restaurant and he lets me pay the bin." Lol

[bucknaway]

Although North has passed away, I can still hear his voice in my head saying "I want eye-pat!" He would always say that after playing with my Ipad. I think I still have a saved voice message in Whatsapp from him saying "I want eye-pat!" HaHaHa. (Happy sigh) I was looking into buying one here and bringing it with me to Thailand. I was going to use it there during my trip and then reset it and give it to him but fate had a different plan.

[newalaan2]

So I bought him one.
I've never seen anyone as happy as he was and that in itself justified the purchase as far as I'm concerned.
There's nothing wrong with making others happy (or deliriously ecstatic in this case...haha) That's what he did for me, too.
Despite our concepts of bar fun differs, as I don't enjoy the hands-on in-bar sex stuff, I still enjoy your posts a447. If you feel buying a gift for a bar guy is justified then that is all that counts, it's not as if you were conned, you knew exactly what you were doing. So kudos for giving the lad something he will cherish.


So I sat him down and told him the new rules.
I think the fairest thing to do with a bar guy you intend spending a lot of time with (as opposed to a night or two) is to sit down at the start and lay out/set down the 'short relationship' parameters. I know it's a bit apologist on their behalf, but many bar guys simply don't fully understand (or want to know) how we work. Their concepts of spending time, and what we consider as a respectful regard for that time spent together with farangs/customers differs. They of course will also push the envelope as far as will benefit them, so a clear understanding at the start can defuse any potential future resentment.

[christianpfc]

He told me he loves to chuck wow in the shower. Must be like Pavlov's dog - turn on the taps and get an instant boner.

If you wank too often in the shower, you will get a boner when it rains.

I am more of a butterly. There are nice boys, but after two days or nights I am looking for someone different.

A friend of mine likes durian, fresh and dried, so I make sure I have both kinds whenever he stays with me.

Can someone elaborate what's going on behind these walls in Good Boys and what it costs (on-site and take away)? What I imagine (opening zipper and looking what's behind) is not at all my style.

[Jellybean]

As always a447, another enjoyable, detailed and well written trip report.

For one brief moment I thought ... ah, ha, it looks like his butterfly days are over, heтАЩs finally sowed his wild oats and IтАЩll be receiving the embossed wedding invitation in the post any day now. Then I read you are off to Bali for more shenanigans. Ah well, IтАЩll just have to put my trip to Moss Bros on hold for the time being. LOL!

Look forward to reading your account of your escapades in Bali. I was going to end by saying, тАЬMore power to your elbowтАЭ, but on reflection, perhaps I should say тАЬMore power to your bottom!тАЭ :ymparty:

[scottish-guy]

I fear that if a447 pursues his new-found receptive peccadilloes with the same relish as he pursued his active ones, it can be only a matter of time until the phrase "the (w)hole of Thailand" takes on a more personal meaning!

[netrix]

Can someone elaborate what's going on behind these walls in Good Boys and what it costs (on-site and take away)? What I imagine (opening zipper and looking what's behind) is not at all my style.

chuck wow session. you chuck wow boy, he comes, you tip 200 THB or more, up to you. you want to samoke boy? up to you, ok, no plomplem.
Good Boys usually wants 400 THB for an off fee. I only off guys for long time, same tip amounts expected as other bars.

[gregvc]

A447- to be honest, I would liketo bottom more and it is pain that terrifies me. Wish there was a school where i could learn. I mean seriously. I have read some websites but they say the obvious.

[a447]

Gregvc, you just need to persevere. I was at the point if giving up many, many times as I believed it was impossible.
But it wasn't. Sure, there is a bit of pain at first, until you learn to relax, but if the top takes his time and does things slowly you can eventually do it.

Once you get used to it, it becomes quite easy. My guy has a big, fat Isaan cock but I found I could handle it easily after he fucked me a few times. I just had to tell him "cha cha" - slowly. And make sure I relaxed.

Do what I did and try lying on your stomach. For some reason that position seems to make it easier for the cock to slip in. After the guy fucked me in the sauna I went out and bought a dildo and I had fun with it every night, just getting used to having a cock up my arse. It prepared me very well for my guy in Pattaya.

Those "painful" looks on the faces of guys getting fucked in porn are not actually expressing pain at all. It's the look of pure ecstasy!

So don't give up.

Oh, and use plenty of lube...haha

[a447]

I was just reading some comments on another board about Eros, and I completely forgot to tell you about their "show" - understandable, as it was totally forgettable.
Eros management seem to think they need a " theme" or some kind of "party" every night and staff are at the bar at midday decking out the place.

Some wag decided they needed a show instead of a party. The only problem is, they didn't have anyone who could perform any acts and they didn't have any acts to perform.

First the chubby waiter - I think his name us Nin - appeared dressed as a woman, holding a candle in each hand. Then she proceeded to move around trying, but failing miserably, to keep in time to the music. It could hardly be called 'dancing" - it was hilarious. The boys thought do, too.

This was followed by 5 of the guys standing on those low stages doing a " gogo dance." But as per usual, there was not much dancing involved. Boring!!

The final "act" was the ladyboy "singing." I actually thought it was a comedy act, but it was for real. She sounded like a screeching cat and every note was out of tune. It was truly horrible so I got up and went outside, where the boys were all laughing at the amateurish attempt of putting on a show.

Eros doesn't need a show or all those theme nights; the main attraction is the guys and the naughty antics they get up to.

It was, without doubt, the worst show I've ever seen, although a poster on another site said he enjoyed it! And, if course, while the show was on all the guys were sitting down pretending to watch the show and clap enthusiastically. The guy I was with pulled up some cushions and fell asleep. He was not happy being woken by the " singer."

[thaiguest]

This topic is interesting. Could I appeal to certain posters to refrain from disclaimers such as "this kinda thing is not my cup of tea", "go go bars are not my thing" etc.
There's a whiff of 'holier that thouness" about the habit. Make your own positive statement and then stop. THANKS.

[Impulse]

Great report 447! Do they sell the iPad Air and how much memory did he get,the basic16 gb , 32,64 or the most expensive 120? I'm not on this board much as my iPad is faster than my desktop and I've been on many interesting places because of the iPad.
I wonder if he would let you take photos of him with it, cool apps for that. Maybe you did.

[Oliver]

a447's review of the Eros show reminds me of the worst one I've ever seen -and heaven knows I've seen some stinkers over the years. It was at K Boys in Soi VC about ten years ago. Of course, the fact that the bar itself was the shabbiest, nastiest and dirtiest I've seen (and heaven knows....) didn't help but the "piece de resistance" was a fat ladyboy, the spitting image of Vicky from "Little Britain"- OK, not quite as attractive- lip-syncing to a song to which she knew not one word has stayed in my memory as the prime example of how utterly appalling "entertainment" can be in gay bars.

Of course, some would say that the anal trumpet performance by an equally unappealing ladyboy in one of the Soi 1 bars also about ten years ago , followed by her anal darts blown around the bar, represented a more imaginative approach to awfulness.

[scottish-guy]

I'm sorry but that show at least has a sleazy charm to it!

If we are posting nominations for downright rank rotten z-rated performances, then the French(?) owner of Topman cabaret from 6 or so yrs ago has to be up there.

To wear a skin tight red sequinned dress when you must weigh 240lbs and have a pot-belly like a basketball takes some beating. Add to that the most apalling miming to "My Way", and you have a spectacle that left most of the audience speechless. But to THEN actually put it out on DVD , must be against the law - and if not, then it certainly ought to have been

:))

[a447]

Rocket, he chose a 32 g model after speaking to the shop assistant. They sell all the latest ipad models, including the iPad Air.
Apart from the ipad I bought him a screen protector, a cover, a shoulder bag and a microfibre cleaning cloth. When I go back I might buy him some decent headphones so I can get some peace! I don't appreciate his tastes in music.

He asked me to take photos of him eating in the restaurant but the ipad doesn't have a flash so they didn't turn out very well. I don't see why Apple can't get their shit together on this.

He had heaps of apps when I left -God knows how many he'll have by the time I get back. He's got lots if games, including an addictive flight simulator.

He's also got every social media app under the sun so I guess the next time he comes to my room we'll be communicating using Line or Facebook!

BTW, I hate the anal trumpet and dart blowing performances, as well as the pulling the ribbon from the arse act. Is that the best they can do? Oh, and the "comediennes" with their teeth blacked out also leave me cold. I always enjoyed the chuck wow shows at Dreamboys/boysbangkok but they stopped those a few years ago. I remember the time when one boy stood up from the chair (4 guys were sitting on stage jacking off at the same time), walked a few steps forward and squirted an extremely impressive load onto the stage, causing shrieks of horror from a group of Chinese girls. Welcome to Thailand!

[netrix]

This topic is interesting. Could I appeal to certain posters to refrain from disclaimers such as "this kinda thing is not my cup of tea", "go go bars are not my thing" etc.
There's a whiff of 'holier that thouness" about the habit. Make your own positive statement and then stop. THANKS.

this kind of passive aggressive whining isn't my cup of tea. i'd call you out on it but feeding trolls is not my thing.

[brighton man]

You sound like you had fun . As regards good boys I remember a boy called Noi who was enormous could that be the same one you quoted as Mai do you think?

[thaiguest]

This topic is interesting. Could I appeal to certain posters to refrain from disclaimers such as "this kinda thing is not my cup of tea", "go go bars are not my thing" etc.
There's a whiff of 'holier that thouness" about the habit. Make your own positive statement and then stop. THANKS.

this kind of passive aggressive whining isn't my cup of tea. i'd call you out on it but feeding trolls is not my thing.

I'm not interested in that which you declare to be of no interest to you and if that's being "passive aggressive" to you then "up to you".
The (lazy) anglers among us will understand what trolling is and fish that get hooked thereby deserve it.

[a447]

Hi Brighton man. Noi might be Ngaa's twin brother but I'm not sure. Mai was introduced to me as a "new boy" but you can't always believe what the boss says. All the boys I've ...errr....had dealings with there are huge, but Mai was definitely the largest I've seen in Thailand so far. He wasn't communicative at all- just sat there watching porn on his phone. Ngaa and the guy with the moustache are friendlier and the moustache guy actually sits with you after the deed and cuddles up a little bit. He has a beautiful smile.

In a moment of madness a couple of years ago, I actually offed a boy with a huge cock from Good boys. I said I wanted long time and he agreed. But those guys are all 100% straight and don't want to sleep with a gay guy - quick sex is ok. I realised that so paid him short time and he was more than relieved. When I saw him the next night he told me he couldn't do long time as I think he said he had a girlfriend at home who needed "servicing."

What a lucky girl!

[Impulse]

They're not all huge. I think three years ago they had a really stunningly handsome guy who was just average size.i offed him several times and brought him to Jomtien with me on the baht bus.

He was thoughtful also as he let me sit while he stood on the back of the bus. The owner used him as a draw, very smart. He seemed to be friends with the other knockout that Netrix brought to the beach in another thread.i always made sure I tipped him well, at times he wanted to cuddle with me in the bar.

I gave up trying to get numbers from these guys as they are so trained by the owner to make sure you pay the off fee.i wonder what happened to this guy, I don't remember his name.

[latintopxxx]

a447, dont want to start an argument but not ALL the boys at good boys are gay averse, I've offed at least 2 and both bottomed for me...

[Brad the Impala]

a447, dont want to start an argument but not ALL the boys at good boys are gay averse, I've offed at least 2 and both bottomed for me...

Curious statement, especially from you, making the link between paid bottoms and being gay. Can't think that you're suggesting that everyone that has bottomed for you is gay, nor would I think that your guys stay for sleepovers, which was the point that a447 seemed to be making, that straight boys are good for sex, but don't want to hang around afterwards.

[a447]

Yep, that was my point exactly.

And I'm very surprised that guys from Good boys bottomed; they are the straightest guys I've ever met.

I'm also surprised to read that some boys there are not all that well-endowered. But then again, the boss knows my preference so perhaps only introduces me to hung guys.

I'm in Bali at the moment where all the available guys seem gay - I have never met a straight guy here willing to do gay sex.

[Oliver]

I assumed it was yet another case of sexual boasting...after all, who could resist the charms of an ageing falang and a 500bht note?

[a447]

who could resist the charms of an ageing falang and a 500bht note?

No one in Pattaya, it would appear!

[latintopxxx]

perfect...trolls have surfaced...nice to know somethings never change.

[netrix]

I can verify that some of the Good Boys guys will stay long time. I only ever off a guy for an overnighter and I've
offed several guys from that bar many times. In fact, there's a boy from Good Boys asleep in my bed right now
for the second night in a row.
I think I'll go back to bed.

[catawampuscat]

Many of us stereotype the boys by the bars the work in. Often the stereotype is faulty as are stereotypes in
general. I fall into it as well and see a very hot guy and assume he will be useless in the sack or the opposite
and assume a hot time. One never knows, as each Thai guy is different and sometimes even different from
one off to another. I try to avoid making assumptions but like most of us, keep making them anyway.

[catawampuscat]

We saw the 10pm show tonight at XBoys on Pattayaland Soi 1. It was less than half
full of customers but had many many boys. Show was good with a couple of superstars.
A/C working and no problem with cigarette smoke tonight.

Leaving XBoys I saw the lights were on at the old closed XBoyland across the Soi.
There's a big sign in Thai to hire boys.
Don't know if it's reopening or a new boy bar coming.
With Dream boys reopening and New Lucky Seven reopening, it will be interesting
to see what happens.

Sunny Boys Gogo in Sunee plaza yet another new boy bar to open.

[Shuee]

a touching report of the boy suggesting he pay some towards ipad, your lucky your got him to stop using it, when i get anything new the world gets shut out for a week! dont tell me your thinking like a thai boy now, where your thinking your a man & you wont get fuck*d, that will teach you haha, but glad you can bottom now,

if any future boys you off in the bar lie to you about you topping them, (dont forget to lower his fee accordingly!!) then you just roll over now, its as easy as that!
i amazed when straight boy lets you top them its rare but then they secome to the good feeling it gives & they jerk away as you do it making the jerk off feel even better for them of course, they have learnt to make the best out of a bad situation after all

[latintopxxx]

I guess i got my wires crossed, I certainly didnt want to imply that all money boys that bottom are gay; in fact my favourites are so called straight boys who bottom for cash.