Asshole 4 Asshole

[bucknaway]

The internet has its share of Assholes and I am wondering about the Assholes visiting Thailand. How do the Thai people treat Assholes who visit for holiday? Are the Asswipes able to step away from the internet and hide their Asshole ways? Or do they continue to troll the common folk even when they are away from the internet? Can the Thai see right through them stinking Assholes? Or.... are Assholes able to hide their true nature and only showing the hole in their personality that makes them an Ass when it slips out.... so to speak...

Or are the Assholes the ones washing up on shore or falling from high rises or found naked, dead and on the floor of their rented room?

Maybe they are the ones you see on youtube stumbling out onto walking street after having a bottle broken over their heads or kicked to the pavers by a muaythai boxer turned ladyboy?

I wonder what would make a miserable asshole want to visit the land of smiles? Do Assholes see happy people as fresh manna from heaven to be trolled and made miserable? I guess that has to be it as I can't imagine a asshole wanting to vacation in a place full of other assholes, unless it's a place in cyberspace or on the internet. [-(

And you never see a personal ad that reads "Asshole looking for Asshole"....

[Smiles]

Well ... you could start by asking Neal about this dilemma. He's an expert A ...

[bruce_nyc]

It's obvious ( to me at least ) that people who have an inferiority complex often become "assholes".... treating others with disrespect and disdain. A place where people are generally meek and subservient to foreigners ( in general ) is highly attractive to someone who gets off on abusing people. Thus..... Assholes are attracted to Thailand like moths are attracted to bright lights.

However, given enough time, and if the asshole is asshole enough.... much like the fate of his bretheren, the moth, sooner or later he will find himself zapped by a big strong jolt of Thai bug zapper.

And who can say he didn't deserve it.

I see the usual Forum inadequates are projecting their concept of the asshole as someone like themselves - socially inadequate. A quick Google search reveals the following links about perfectly adequate human beings who happen to be assholes

http://www.cracked.com/funny-6223-5-gre ... assholes./ (http://www.cracked.com/funny-6223-5-great-men-in-history-who-were-complete-assholes./)
http://thoughtcatalog.com/rachel-hodin/ ... -assholes/ (http://thoughtcatalog.com/rachel-hodin/2013/09/13-of-historys-biggest-assholes/)
http://www.hatemailwritings.com/5-good- ... holes.html (http://www.hatemailwritings.com/5-good-people-that-were-actually-assholes.html)

Even the creator of some of the OP's favourite toys, Steve Jobs, is acknowledged by all to be a Super Asshole, and no-one could describe him in way Bruce describes assholes
http://gawker.com/5847344/what-everyone ... steve-jobs (http://gawker.com/5847344/what-everyone-is-too-polite-to-say-about-steve-jobs)

All in all a totally pointless thread from the master of pointless threads.

How many of them visited Thailand?

[bucknaway]

I see the usual Forum inadequates are projecting their concept of the asshole as someone like themselves - socially inadequate. A quick Google search reveals the following links about perfectly adequate human beings who happen to be assholes

http://www.cracked.com/funny-6223-5-gre ... assholes./ (http://www.cracked.com/funny-6223-5-great-men-in-history-who-were-complete-assholes./)
http://thoughtcatalog.com/rachel-hodin/ ... -assholes/ (http://thoughtcatalog.com/rachel-hodin/2013/09/13-of-historys-biggest-assholes/)
http://www.hatemailwritings.com/5-good- ... holes.html (http://www.hatemailwritings.com/5-good-people-that-were-actually-assholes.html)

Even the creator of some of the OP's favourite toys, Steve Jobs, is acknowledged by all to be a Super Asshole, and no-one could describe him in way Bruce describes assholes
http://gawker.com/5847344/what-everyone ... steve-jobs (http://gawker.com/5847344/what-everyone-is-too-polite-to-say-about-steve-jobs)

All in all a totally pointless thread from the master of pointless threads.

How can you say that? Everything I post is pretty relevant important stuff... To me anyway...

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Everything I post is pretty relevant important stuff... To me The excuse of the bore down the ages.

[jimnbkk]

If there's a contest for the Dumbest Thread. This one would win hands down.

[bucknaway]

It's like this thread is pure bait for the A-holes.. They don't like it one bit. =))

On the contrary I love it. As a paid up asshole I'm happy to be in the company of Charles Dickens or Steve Jobs. It's bores I don't like.

[bucknaway]

All are welcome here. This is a safe post. :ymhug:

[christianpfc]

During human development in the womb, the asshole is formed first and the brain last. Some people get stuck in between: all asshole, no brain.

Full story here: http://christianpfc.blogspot.com/2014/0 ... tlion.html (http://christianpfc.blogspot.com/2014/02/wonders-of-animal-kingdom-3-antlion.html)