This time a COCK scam

[thaiguest]

I took him off a bit late for one so cute (cute boys can have multiple offs before 11pm) but I took a chance on this Pattayaland dude. The deal was a private chuck wow show in my room on a no cum, no mun basis (execpt for taxi fare).
We stripped, we showered and we got down to it but from the get-go I knew we were on a strait and narrow path to nowhere. We both worked hard on his writhing snake but to no effect. Then he suddenly asked me "what time now?". I glanced at my wall clock and when I resumed my gaze on his slim defined torso there it was- the long line of white fluid stretching from the breast bone, along the midrift and filling the navel valley. But it was too frothy and without that intoxicating , bleach-like odour. My case for non-payment was clearcut. I put it to him that this was 'naam lie' (sic) -spittle- and not 'naam wow'. He would have none of it. "You want naam I give naam" and a whole lot more of bplaa bplaa gnu gnu. I thought of calling up our ageing doorman to adjudicate on the matter but I deemed it a bit unseemly to have him poking into this little river and anyway he would probably side with the Thai. So I took my beating and paid up.
I'd like to hear of other erotic sexy scams like this.

[Jellybean]

Well, thatтАЩs a new one on me thaiguest. Did you consider the taste test?

Whilst not condoning the little rascal for his apparent sleight-of-hand, youтАЩve got to give him 10 out of 10 for his ingenuity in coming up with n├бam laai as a substitute for the real thing.

[a447]

I reported about a big scam that happened to me a couple of trips ago. I was at Hotmale and was watching the big cock show. I offed the guy with the biggest cock - it looked about 10 inches or so, but back in the room it turned out to be considerably smaller. Somehow it had lost 3 or 4 inches on the walk back to the hotel!! Was he wearing a fake cock in the show?? Are those massive pornstar size cocks a bit of a con? I'm now a bit suspicious when I watch a big cock show; some of the guys may be faking it. This guy certainly was.

This trip I've encountered 2 scams. One guy sat next to me and asked me to chuck wow him. Naturally, I agreed. After he'd cum, another guy invited me to do the same. As I was doing the deed, suddenly he grabbed some tissues and ran off to the toilet. When he came back I asked him what happened. "I cum already," he said. Yeah, right,

I took a guy back to the hotel and he bottomed for me. Afterwards he went to the toilet and used the bum hose and then showered. He has a massive thick Isaan cock and so I was looking forward to chuck wowing him. "Sorry, can not. I so horny I chuck wow already on toilet."

LOS really is the Land of Scams. I'll soon be heading off to Cambodia. I usually find the guys a bit more honest (naive? Innocent? Inexperienced?) there, but maybe I've just been lucky.

I'll let you know.

Surely a "cock" scam would involve having people believe you have a cock (a woman with a dildo, for example) or don't have a cock - a trannie going with a guy who doesn't know about it. a447's story about the guy who seemed to have a larger cock in the Big Cock Show or whatever it was in the bar, and a smaller one back in the hotel is the closest anything in this topic comes to a "cock" scam. The others, frankly, are "cum" scams and just male variations of the stories that abound about women faking orgasms. Unless you're a guy who produces very little cum because, for example, you have had some sort of genital procedure, most guys produce something even if it's their second, third or fourth "cum" of the day which is why these guys are, one way or another, faking it.

I'm not even sure it's a scam which, if you look up the definitions seems to have a common thread of money and the intention to set out to deceive. Who of us, for example, has never been in the situation where we've thought "God I wish this was over" even though it may have started off with the best intentions. There's nothing in these stories that proves the boy was knowingly pursuing a policy of deception right from the start. "Ripped off" maybe. "Scammed" I doubt it.

[thaiguest]

Surely a "cock" scam would involve having people believe you have a cock (a woman with a dildo, for example) or don't have a cock - a trannie going with a guy who doesn't know about it. a447's story about the guy who seemed to have a larger cock in the Big Cock Show or whatever it was in the bar, and a smaller one back in the hotel is the closest anything in this topic comes to a "cock" scam. The others, frankly, are "cum" scams and just male variations of the stories that abound about women faking orgasms. Unless you're a guy who produces very little cum because, for example, you have had some sort of genital procedure, most guys produce something even if it's their second, third or fourth "cum" of the day which is why these guys are, one way or another, faking it.

I'm not even sure it's a scam which, if you look up the definitions seems to have a common thread of money and the intention to set out to deceive. Who of us, for example, has never been in the situation where we've thought "God I wish this was over" even though it may have started off with the best intentions. There's nothing in these stories that proves the boy was knowingly pursuing a policy of deception right from the start. "Ripped off" maybe. "Scammed" I doubt it.

A little bit of licence with language on my part; COCK scam as opposed to Bangkok Scams (gearguy). Kaw Thoat. Amazing how a simple spit versus cum issue can be so finely argued.

[christianpfc]

I offed the guy with the biggest cock - it looked about 10 inches or so, but back in the room it turned out to be considerably smaller. Somehow it had lost 3 or 4 inches on the walk back to the hotel!! Was he wearing a fake cock in the show?? Are those massive pornstar size cocks a bit of a con? I'm now a bit suspicious when I watch a big cock show; some of the guys may be faking it. This guy certainly was.

Well, my soft cock size varies significantly (easily by factor 2) depending on various conditions. But erect, it's always the same.

If you look closely at the big cock show, you see they have rings at the end of their cock, often significantly constricting the cock. I find it a total turn off and would not off a boy from a big cock show (I haven't seen one in ages). I thought it prevents blood from flowing back (keeping the cock hard), but am not aware that it increases cock size.

[arsenal]

Have you not noticed that the big cock show is often followed immediately by a more sensual performance with the same boys but flaccid. The cocks are rubber latex. But then many of you probably wear a toupee so it works both ways.

But then many of you probably wear a toupee so it works both ways.I'd have thought a toupee in a steamy climate would be unbearable.

[arsenal]

I agree but vanity knows no bounds.

[a447]

The cocks are rubber latex.

That explains it, then. I kind of thought that. No guy deserves to be that endowed. It's not fair!!

[thaiguest]

Well, thatтАЩs a new one on me thaiguest. Did you consider the taste test?

Whilst not condoning the little rascal for his apparent sleight-of-hand, youтАЩve got to give him 10 out of 10 for his ingenuity in coming up with n├бam laai as a substitute for the real thing.

Not his first time I've since been told. His name is Ice but has changed bars so I don't know wherefore art he now but I saw him in Sunnee plaza a month ago. Though he probably did it partly to keep me happy my Church of Scotland (now deceased RIP) neighbor would not forgive him. His mantra always was "Heaven knows nay greater treason than ta doo the right thing for the wrong raison"