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thaiguest
December 31st, 2013, 12:30
The raunchy trollop and the Boys in the Sunnee bar incident was my second of only two voyeuristic experiences in Thailand. The first involved a group "Kumfest" regularly put on for a customer in a BKK hotel.
I went to bed early and at about 2 am a commotion started up in the corridoor outside my room. I assumed it was a group of revellers returning to their rooms and thought nothing of it. But the commotion didn't die down-in fact got more hectic. Annoyed I covered my nakedness and open my door.To my astonishment the bedroom opposite was wide open and full of boys with nothing on but the porn channel on the tv. They were in various stages of arrousal and one or two rushed down the corridoor- each clutching a gorged member- and entered the adjoining room. They were met by a boy emerging sporting a broad smile and holding aloft a single, crisp 500 baht note. I padded my way to this room and found a oldish looking Thai man sitting in the half opened doorway keeping one beady eye on the inside of the room and one on me at that particular moment. His look said "go away falang" and then he flatly refused to pay an emerging boy. It looked like a 'no cum, no mun' deal.
At this stage another large group of boys arrived-the entire staff of a go-go bar as it turned out. Normally I complain to reception when late night disturbance occurs but this time I was terrified that reception might disturb this particular disturbance.
The warming up room was now overflowing and remembering that the whole body of Christian Teaching can be summed up in the phrase "help the needy" so I secured my valuables, turned on the porn and threw open my room to these particular people in need.
I questioned one of the cuter looking boys as to the exact procedure. It was quite simple really. The room guarded by the wily chamberlain contained a naked falang sprawled belly-up on a bed who invited the boys to disgorge their load on to his body. Payment was made on performance only. Ironically the cutest of the cute boys found it difficult to collect as the many offs in the bar now proved their undoing leaving their wells dry. One enterprising boy poured some of my body lotion/cream into his cupped hand and raced out in the hope of pulling off a fake performance I presumed. I had no doubt that he would fool the falang whose eyes should be totally smothered in juice by then but I doubted if he would fool Fagin at the door. I never met him again in the melee so I'll never know.
Gradually the commotion calmed down and by about 4 am I was back Inn my Bangkok Bed again.

marti
December 31st, 2013, 14:58
Interesting.

January 1st, 2014, 07:26
No need to be coy about staying at BBB Inn by not mentioning it by name, surely? The boys were all supplied by the common ownership of the hotel, Boys Bangkok and Dream Boy. I believe it's an annual event.

I can report that nothing like that happened at Sooty and his host's New Year's Eve party which was most enjoyable, not a maiden aunt in sight. Oh well, time to get off his sofa and go back to my hotel.

corky
January 1st, 2014, 08:35
The boys were all supplied by the common ownership of the hotel, Boys Bangkok and Dream Boy.

This must be quite an old story ... BBB Inn and Boys Bangkok+Dream Boys have not been in "Common Ownership" for about 2 years. 8-}

thaiguest
January 4th, 2014, 02:40
No need to be coy about staying at BBB Inn by not mentioning it by name, surely? The boys were all supplied by the common ownership of the hotel, Boys Bangkok and Dream Boy. I believe it's an annual event.

I can report that nothing like that happened at Sooty and his host's New Year's Eve party which was most enjoyable, not a maiden aunt in sight. Oh well, time to get off his sofa and go back to my hotel.
I'm coy only about naming venues in case that I might in some way compromise them re. the BIB or worse re the NGO moral police- now more or less gone global.

Smiles
January 5th, 2014, 10:21
Nice one Thaiguest ... I'd have been scared shitless if this had happened in hallways and open-door hotel rooms at the The Peninsula (where we always stay, naturally), but good for you.
As for my sensibilities ~ and three times that for the prissy beloved ~ just think: 'kommentariat's maiden auntie'.