Things NOBODY ever does in Thailand.

[scottish-guy]

Inspired by NIrish pointing out that nobody admits to buying porn, what other things does nobody ever do? (and yet people seem to make a helluva lot of money from Mr Nobody)

1. NOBODY ever buys those penis enlargement pills you see advertised everywhere - or those dodgy, cock-swelling, vacuum pumps

2. NOBODY ever picks up an STI / crabs / gonorrhoea etc !

3. NOBODY buys or uses condoms

4. NOBODY ever buys a mobile phone for a go-go boy you only met 10 days ago

5. NOBODY ever wonders how he came to "lose" that gold necklace/phone/laptop/ipad you bought him the last time you saw him - he just has "bad luck"

6. NOBODY ever goes with a lady boy ( at least not on this board anyway :-)

7. NOBODY ever when asked by friends on returning from holiday in LOS, so was it cheap out there, who much did you spend ? makes up and vastly reduces the amount of money you spent against the actual REAL amount spent when even you realise that you didn't leave Pattaya for a full month, have absolutely nothing to show for your trip such as tourist pics etc and even you have to concede that you spent your entire trip money on nothing more than hookers and beer for a month !
( not that there's a damned thing wrong with that in my book :-) ;)

[jinks]

Good Game,

Add an item and because it is after "normal" edit time I shall add them as 2 3 4 etc.

That is unless Yessie objects !

[joe552]

I've never paid for sex in Thailand (only for company).

tbh, I'm not sure about the rules of the game (and I speak English like a native Dubliner)

[Nirish guy]

Nobody ever picks up an STI / crabs / gonorrhoea etc !

( hope no one is having their breakfast while reading this :-)

[scottish-guy]

Nobody ever buys a mobile phone for a go-go boy you only met 10 days ago

[scottish-guy]

Nobody ever wonders how he came to "lose" that gold necklace/phone/laptop/ipad you bought him the last time you saw him - he just has "bad luck"

[Nirish guy]

No one ever goes with a lady boy ( at least not on this board anyway :-)

[Nirish guy]

No one ever when asked by friends on returning from holiday in LOS, so was it cheap out there, who much did you spend ? makes up and vastly reduces the amount of money you spent against the actual REAL amount spent when even you realise that you didn't leave Pattaya for a full month, have absolutely nothing to show for your trip such as tourist pics etc and even you have to concede that you spent your entire trip money on nothing more than hookers and beer for a month !

( not that there's a damned thing wrong with that in my book :-)

[Sooty]

I've never paid for sex in Thailand (only for company)Absolutely agree, paying for sex is illegal.

[Halfhansum]

Well i never need Viagra when in Thailand .. ( I buy it for a friend of mine)

[Nirish guy]

I never put a Thai condom on by mistake (rather than a European sized one) and then on having to take it off again have to tut and saying to my thai friend, "these things are just to damned small for me"-- whilst secretly smiling in my head and thinking "Wow, I never get to say THAT when I'm at home !" lol

[pennyboy]

From SGs list I anonymously admit to 4 :kap:

[scottish-guy]

Nobody ever picks up boys or has sex in shopping mall public toilets.

[jinks]

NOBODY should try and explain an English or Scottish sense of humour.

[joe552]

NOBODY should try and explain an English or Scottish sense of humour.

they have a sense of humour?

[latintopxxx]

nobody ever ever pays under 1000bht for short time